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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Cam site videos of a girl named Crisco, she was in college and would dance and strip. Jerked my rancid little crinkly dilz to her vids every day growing up.  "Limelight Girls #6," she is "Angelica Knight" I would have linked it but for some reason I have convinced myself linking porn is probatable
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Whew, finally caught up again... here come some solutions and some un-solutions!SimonCat posted:Mine is some 70s euro-trash that was on Cinemax/Showtime in the mid to early 90s that I watched on a "scrambled" channel on Friday night. Two things I remember, one was a guy having sex with a girl in the upstairs bedroom of a row house, while her dad banged on the wall shared by the neighbor's, an elderly couple, and that they should be ashamed of themselves at their age. Though if this is totally wrong, it might just be that it is one of the other movies functionally just like this in the, I am delighted to learn has a name, Bavarian Porn subgenre. Hard to imagine "disapproving elderlies" would be an uncommon sex comedy theme taiyoko posted:One in particular was the Doom logo flipped into becoming "WOOD". A game about antique-ing with a catchphrase of "you're never getting those hours of your life back". Ooh https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/boring-games/1/ looks like your jams start about page 4 Teketeketeketeke posted:I also remember a series of gum in mini cartons like these: ANYWAY I finally realized I do have some white whales. One is something that really seems like it should be findable, as it was on some (legit) techno compilation a friend let me borrow; I liked the song so much I made a mix tape of JUST THAT SONG to play whenever that friend was over. The song was clearly called "KINGS" as that is what I wrote all over both sides of the tape, and the only part I remember now years after losing the tape is the chorus, where a guy who sounds completely insane says, in sort of a "they're coming to take me away, ha-ha" sing-songy style: * "All of US! All of YOU! YOU'RE KINGS! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!" and then an, I guess for lack of better term, generic Egyptian melody plays out, like something you expect to hear in a cartoon if they are entering a pyramid or maybe charming a snake, and then back to whatever the verse was, including lots of chopped samples of a woman going "uh-uh uh uh-uhhh uhuh-uhhhh." Best sentence ever And two others dating back to a period a local college radio station was doing an automated summer session playlist on loop (this was summer 2004) and I kept hearing the same songs nobody seemed to recognize for a couple of months; two songs whose lyrics I am 99% sure are accurate, as I heard each of them playing several times and the vocals were fairly clear, but Googling those phrases still produces nothing 15 years later: * "You can't cover up white walls" (shouted, particularly WHITE WAAALLLLS!, by an angsty lady vocalist, and this is absolutely all I can remember of the song other than that it was standard distorted guitar rock) * "I'm the angel of death ... in disguise; I'm in pursuit ... of all the young guys; they say I'm the worst; you're not the last, and you're definitely not the first" spoken, but in rhythm to the music, and definitely also sing-songy and not rap-like at all; backing music was somewhat minimal and somewhat eclectically electronic For a while I thought every one of the mystery tracks being played might be a local band, but the last time I went searching I finally found a third song, belonging to an indie band from Sweden, so ... maybe the other bands are Swedish too? Here is that one just for time/space placement if nothing else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsaJuGFnshg
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Feb 27, 2020 07:35
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Literally A Person posted:The rest of the internet thinks it's impossible but can anyone find more than one episode of Old Friends... New Friends? It's an interview show Fred Rogers did in the 80's(?). I can find a single episode out of 24. I know it's the longest of long shots but uh, can any of you find them?
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Mar 2, 2020 04:01
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precision posted:I had a copy of that Onion issue Plus if you go back too far it is exclusively jokes about obscure cities in Wisconsin having things happen to them. Which, to be fair, was still hilarious, but not in the same way.
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I thought that too, but "Internet game" made me think he probably meant Flash. But maybe not, and you win!
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Apr 5, 2020 20:40
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Scaramouche posted:This made me listen to The Way again after all this time.
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May 23, 2020 06:54
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el fikus posted:Back in prob 07 there was a massive file full of ringtones made by goons. One of these was someone's rendition of krs-one's "Sound of da Police", but in a silly voice. I am forever looking for this and if anyone can help make this surface, that would be INCREDIBLE.
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Jul 14, 2020 00:44
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Coming in to say that that sounds amazing; please do! Futhman responded to me almost immediately to say he thinks he does still have it, and will look tomorrow. I will look tonight to see if I can beat him to the punch now that I know it definitely exists
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Jul 14, 2020 03:09
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There was one specific guy in that thread who was relentlessly calling out the poster for being too vague/dismissive of his concerns about the dice's engineered randomness. Something tells me that guy also reported him to ChessexTeketeketeketeke posted:Coming in to say that that sounds amazing; please do! el fikus posted:Yes that 100% HAS to be it. I wanted to say it was with an accent, but couldn't put a finger on what kind. Please let me know if he finds it! https://www.mboxdrive.com/zza_feat._futhman_-_soundofdapolice.mp3 Now I just need to figure out who ZZA was
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Jul 18, 2020 01:21
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el fikus posted:YES THANK YOU THIS IS IT HOLY poo poo AND IT'S JUST AS AMAZING AS I REMEMBER   
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Jul 19, 2020 06:25
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I almost popped up with that answer but I was like "big walking tower???" and that scared me away. The best thing about Crossbows & Catapults is simultaneously wanting to own a set again and also finding one single piece of it every six months for the rest of your life and realizing if you had just kept the pieces instead of throwing them away you would probably have a nearly full set
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Jul 21, 2020 04:21
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What did Mario sound like in the pre-Nintendo 64 Charles Martinet days?!? "Greetings and salutations, child; Mario here."
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Aug 28, 2020 16:40
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For a long time I wondered why I had such fond memories of Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea but then basically no memories of things like, you know, the plot, or those pirates. I eventually realized that Spartakus came on Nickelodeon just as I was finished eating breakfast in the morning, so I probably used to watch the intro for the awesome music and then run out the door to walk to school. And just made up what the show must have been like. Nice
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Oh huh, I actually remember seeing this thread and contemplating donating to him but then being like "we live in a hellscape where everyone will be unemployed and without health insurance soon, him having skills and getting some donations might make him better off than many" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3877293 Surprisingly he posted a few times after disappearing from that thread, but yes, Zen Death Robot was never seen again after February 2019
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Oct 17, 2020 03:14
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Depending on where your school was, they might still be using the same textbooks; just call and check!
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Oct 18, 2020 23:55
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YeahTubaMike posted:If I recall correctly, the graphics were almost Angela Anaconda-esque. Once upon a time, Count Chocula came with a spooky Halloween CD and I always assumed "Angela Anaconda" was a random character they made up for the purposes of this absurd pack-in, but now looking into it I see it is basically a zany sampler of a bunch of early-2000s nonsense. Huh. All this time.
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Oct 20, 2020 19:26
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Just thought of something far easier than the absolute insanely impossible requests I posted earlier in the thread: a Nintendo 64 commercial featuring a (bald? middle-aged?) dude on a couch in a dark room trash-talking his silent buddy sitting next to him as they play different games. The only line I remember, and indeed the sentence I will probably have come to mind on my deathbed, is the guy excitedly yelling "WCW VERSUS NWO VERSUS GARY, ON HIS KNEES, BEGGING AND PLEADING!" in, obviously, the segment of the commercial promoting WCW VS. NWO (either The World or Revenge, not sure). I think that one commercial may have even been part of a series, considering the closest I came to this video in occasional searches was one of someone trash-talking "Gary" over Nintendo 64 games, but that was not the right commercial at all (either that or that was just a shorter version of the same commercial).
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Nov 3, 2020 03:28
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drat this song is absolutely my jam, thanks for being confused and then solving your own confusion! This version does not have the weird skip from the video you posted (though it also goes about a second too long, so it has its own problems) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2eY1rMHwHE
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I am intrigued too. Sounds like a stage version, almost? SCTV sometimes seemingly did its own musical numbers but yeah that is clearly lip-synched Also I agree that everyone should watch more; I do not even really find SCTV funny much of the time, but its aesthetic is very Vaporwave as they did such excellent pop culture pastiches that some of their stuff is indistinguishable from real things you never heard of
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Jan 8, 2021 21:59
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Having no idea where your samples ultimately came from is a true hallmark of any digital composer from the earlier eras of the Internet for sure "O.K., everybody, lay down on the floor and keep calm!" Yeah!!! Wooo!!! TH-TH-TH-THIS IS A JOURNEY INTO SOouuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnd I sometimes did my own """sampling""" with literally a microphone hooked up to my computer and held up to the television just so I could actually break out of that, haha
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Jan 24, 2021 01:01
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JacquelineDempsey posted:If that's the oft-sampled quote I think you're referencing: now, that one I have actually have on vinyl. Maybe 2 copies; it's one of those things like Herb Alpert's "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" that you can walk into any thrift shop/used record store/yard sale and find a copy for 25 cents.
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Jan 26, 2021 18:48
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symbolic posted:Maybe in reference to Hurricane Harvey, or even Hurricane Maria? I'd start there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjiuD4lzrqs&t=55s
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Feb 3, 2021 00:40
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Riptor posted:I"M USING THE CATBOAT?!?!?!
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Mar 25, 2021 01:32
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kolby posted:does anyone remember that early SA video of 2 kids recording in a bedroom. one is fat and looks like chris farley and says some poo poo like, "I'M STEVE JOHNSON" and the other kid just keeps saying, "AGAIN"
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I suddenly remembered a white whale I had for years that might actually be workable My friends and I once worked ourselves into convulsions imagining an alarm clock that was a voice clip of Vince McMahon yelling "get up! Get up, you son of a bitch, get up!" and we were SO SURE we could find clips of him saying those things, but all our efforts came close but never quite there. It is not hard to find him saying "you son of a bitch," but we never could find him saying "get up" which, well, was kind of crucial to the entire thing.
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Apr 4, 2021 04:47
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Tip posted:They're not talking about an actual alarm, they're looking for a sound clip they could use to make the alarm they imagined.
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Apr 4, 2021 05:57
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Solice Kirsk posted:My friend, have I got a solution for you. Also VideoTapir, I imagine you already asked your parents (if possible) about the origin of the map, but my unexpected take on it is that lacquering something onto plywood to me screams "1970s homemade folk art of popular fantasy property." This may just be my experience, but back before literally every remotely popular thing had endless merchandise made for it, you might get an ambitious relative trying their hand at painting something that the kids are talking about as a gift. And particularly as an inadvertently nightmarish gift. And yes you may be like "dude this was clearly a fantasy magazine pull-out poster with staple marks" or something, and if so fair enough, just contemplating alternate origin stories for this
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It really makes no sense how "Old Friends, New Friends" is so inaccessible considering how amazing it is, and how relatively recent and high-profile it once was. But I guess that is what makes for interesting lost media. Though obviously from what little there is about it online I realize people were apparently not ready to enjoy it yet back then
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Apr 13, 2021 16:57
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Funky See Funky Do posted:There was a hip-hop group in the late 90s early 2000s that use a lot of scratching and sampled a lot of horns. I want to say they were Italian or had an Italian name? I cannot remember the name of find a suitable way to google it because "early 2000s italian rap" doesn't yield anything familiar.
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Apr 24, 2021 19:40
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Picayune posted:The 'wrong side of the counter' guy was Flavor Bear, anyway:
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May 1, 2021 18:06
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Look up "Restless Sea at Étretat" and see if that jams your jam I have never been able to forget that cliff arch's name (well, the painting's name, no clue what the arch is called) thanks to Mom making me stand in the same angle as the painting for a photo Edit: What the hell is going on, that search in Google only produces one hit, a Christian Science Monitor article from the 1980s. And it is talking about the right painting. But... Uhhhh... One hit? Near-Mandela Effect? It is by Monet and of the cliffs at Étretat, but beyond that I no longer know anything, and since you are looking for the natural feature rather than the painting that should do you fine Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 05:00 on May 6, 2021 |
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May 6, 2021 04:53
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uvar posted:All that remains is a bunch of people reminiscing or complaining that it turned into a big ball of drama (like this one, may need to highlight text on this one) "I started this incredibly minorly popular thing and after a few months an rear end in a top hat wanted to change something also incredibly minor and we split into two warring factions"
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May 9, 2021 05:48
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Yeah I can see your fascination with it after watching a review video; that game would have been ACTUALLY as fun to play as I THOUGHT Fireball Island was going to be based on the commercials
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May 25, 2021 17:02
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Mu Zeta posted:There was a music video from the band Of Verona called "Stay Gold" that was a lady walking her dog on Venice Beach in Los Angeles. You never saw her face and the video was mostly looking at the dog. I think it was sometime between 2010-2015. Recently went searching for it and it's scrubbed clean from the internet. I was reminded by this post of the only time I have ever been stymied trying to find a video: 2NU's "This Is Ponderous" video. It apparently only hit #46 on the Top 100 in 1990, but far less successful songs than this are available online. If you do a quick Google to find this, I assure you it is some random idiot making their own video in lieu of being able to find the original. If you know of some like obscure retro indie video site, then O.K., feel free to suggest it, but it is certainly none of the ones you can find on YouTube or even DailyMotion. I am also sure the video is 1/100th as cool as I remember, but you know how it goes with videos you loved as a young child in an era before there was any guarantee you would ever be able to see the video again (and in this case that last time really may have been the last time  ).
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Jun 13, 2021 04:31
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I think any radical libertarian who lives long enough will eventually go to jail for financial fraud
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I never liked Rathergood in the first place, but I still have the occasional urge to rewatch some Weebls-Stuff videos on loop (speaking of new stuff, he just made a 5th Magical Trevor last year; truly a pandemic renaissance for flash video creators) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BrW-y_Rws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au3-hk-pXsM Back back! Back from his maaagical journeeeeeyyy oh no what have I done I want to hear all of the ones I remember now Though "Strawberry Pancakes" does lose a lot when it can no longer continually decrement the counter until you get the Easter egg after untold hours of watching the murder
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Dr. Quarex posted:ANYWAY I finally realized I do have some white whales. One is something that really seems like it should be findable, as it was on some (legit) techno compilation a friend let me borrow; I liked the song so much I made a mix tape of JUST THAT SONG to play whenever that friend was over. The song was clearly called "KINGS" as that is what I wrote all over both sides of the tape, and the only part I remember now years after losing the tape is the chorus, where a guy who sounds completely insane says, in sort of a "they're coming to take me away, ha-ha" sing-songy style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4K0l_SMZ9E And indeed, Googling the other lyrics I am now re-learning has gotten me no farther in my search. TELL ME you would not also want to learn what this song was (I believe you if you think it sucks obviously, though this is twice-awfulized quality between the original CD-to-tape recording and this tape-to-cell-phone recording; I promise the original is hella crisp)
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InediblePenguin posted:i can't help you but i wanna thank you for posting cuz this slaps and i love it And I really thought I would post this and someone would immediately be like "uhhh duh that is off Rave 'Til Dawn 3 newb" I guess now that I have a recording I could post in the No Music Discussion thread that I have inferred exists from other posts here
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I will take Salvanis at his word because that would seem pretty obvious to just go see someone else had solved it and act like nobody was going to notice Regardless yes, Erebus and Salvanis are clearly my heroes of the dayyyYyYy Bonus actual video version of the song from this absolutely crazy man I need to further investigate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeV57bbgJq8 Edit: Yep this guy live onstage is 100% what I imagined/hoped/dreamed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJaZTkGKDX0&t=392s Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Bulgaroctonus posted:Thanks y’all! That was quick. I wonder if it’s possible to take one of the cabinets (or just steal the basic idea) and make an actually playable game using the faux hologram concept. I would think Tron or like Star Wars: Force Ghosts would work. That said I’m sure forty year old me would be wildly disappointed and want to Time Travel back and slap ten year old me upside the head. Should probably just keep this one as a distant memory. (I never played Holosseum, though given how much work I put into having fun with Time Traveler, and never once had fun playing it, I feel qualified to say it was undoubtedly terrible)
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