August 2019 Current Events Thread: It's Hot and Everything Sucks

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I wish people had respect for me.

I did until your post about Stripes

# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 01:16

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:23

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/jmspool/status/...ingawful.com%2F

The free market providing, folks

And I could tell that blended retirement was a bullshit scam when they started hawking it at drill weekends. Just another scam designed to cut into the benefits paid to ARE TROOPS while we spend more and more into the MIC.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 17:15

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

McNally posted:

I'm not at all inclined to think you're at all dealing with me in good faith here. First you come at me with "well that's a chud talking point," then you say "yeah well whatever I don't care." So by that point we weren't talking about the original argument anymore and then you pivot back to "citation needed."

Also what the gently caress is your av.

His av is a kid, finishing his screen name which is NAPALM STICKS TO [picture of a kid].

It was probably made during the heyday of the CURE/S screen names.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 09:07

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

NAPALM STICKS TO posted:

my name was DRONES CURE HAJI last i recall, i dont remember why i changed it cause thats a fuckin great name

Is it?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 15:10

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Viva Miriya posted:

You should prob call them whatever they want but this is an interesting observation. Did not know that about them.

Seriously. If they prefer to be called "Persian" just go with that instead of being an obstinate rear end.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 00:58

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

We had clouds today.

It just rained over here. Did it not rain there?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 02:16

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

First thing I read said he picked him up and body slammed him or something. "HE DISRESPECTED MAH FLAG, I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CRIPPLE HIM"

Also that dude looks like a mass shooter waiting to happen

Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Aug 7, 2019

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 17:14

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Defenestrategy posted:

"Little rapscallion deserved it for not respecting his country" - Some old gently caress

The fox News Facebook post about the incident has a looooooot of that. And they're not all old.

It's... disturbing.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 23:03

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

The whole "commute Rod's sentence" thing is loving disgusting and I think the only reason he's doing it is because rod went to jail for the same poo poo ol' Donny's done.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 23:21

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

In other hell fucker 2019 news (but sort of good), the FBI caught a guy planning to do a mass murder down on Fremont Street and a synagogue in Las Vegas.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/10/us/las-vegas-synagogue-conor-climo.html

# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 18:24

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Wasabi the J posted:

I'm having a loving anxiety attack over this poo poo.

I live in Vegas. I am going to an event tonight. gently caress these loving people.

I live here too, dude. I wanted to go to Psycho Las Vegas to see Bad Religion and a few others but I'm too paranoid about this poo poo now to go anywhere near it.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 18:48

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Smiling Jack posted:

They have ski resorts in Australia tho.

They suck, but they exist.

I guess the question is where in Australia is it snowing.

Supposedly NSW, which seems to get snow annually so :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 20:20

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

He has to have billions before he can lose billions.

Also no, Katy perry, noooo

I didn't expect her to be the next milkshake duck (despite her fued with nuns over a house)

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 03:09

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Deep State and/or Democrats took the House.

I mean, we all know democrats love a recession

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 16:21

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Slim Pickens posted:

Y'all jabbering about Katy Perry playing junior high pranks on dudes, meanwhile Trump keeps tiptoeing us into a fascist state

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49323324?fbclid=IwAR39qAVfn1WBcGj6GL37OXpZypDhLeXzpUz8NOaFGTY5CrAvH9BQbQIhjDs

That Article posted:

He later said the poem had referred to "people coming from Europe".

I'm sorry, as Jesus once said, "we only want white people of European descent". I think we all forget those words sometimes!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 16:39

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stravag posted:

Youre thinking of 1981, roar is the swift song. Not that it matters because lorde is still the best female artist since fever ray

Roar is a Katy perry song

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 17:30

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I propose a simple tax

15% off at the shoulders for all superyacht owners

100%

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 20:47

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

NJersey posted:

UP THE BUM is right and the fact that all the loving cops and bootlickers jumped on him because they got their feelings hurt and not one of them voiced any concern or anger towards the article of one of their fellow officers offing himself while his leadership ignores his family’s SIX pleas for help says a loving lot. Definitely reasonable people I want to have a conversation with...

It’s not like the veterans here haven’t had any experience with an institution that ignores pleas for help until it’s too late, right?

gently caress off.

ACAB.

Rename GiP to Cop Safe Space or some poo poo...seems like more cops and bootlickers here than vets anyways...

There is so much you misunderstood about the situation and the way GiP is, as well. Instead of going through line by line and explaining why you're wrong or reading things incorrectly, I'm just going to say gently caress off forever, idiot.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 23:02

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

bird cooch posted:

Getting awfully freep-y in here.

It's getting awfully fascy out there

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 05:52

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

This kind of poo poo is loving frightening and disturbing on a level I didn't know existed

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 13:20

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

At least it doesn't have a dumbass time jump like book 7

This is precisely why I haven't started book 7 and have been reading fun trash scifi (except for The Light Brigade, that poo poo was brutal and dark AF)

# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 05:01

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stultus Maximus posted:

It's been years since I've actually encountered an aggressive vegan. I regularly see chuds who brag about being "carnivores" getting offended by the existence of vegans and non-meat foods every time there's a news story about a meat alternative.

There's a chain of BBQ joints in Texas that have a slogan on the employee shirts that goes like "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables" and it's so godamn stupid

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 05:21

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Cast-iron skillet bro

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 05:32

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Ken Bone Comeback posted:

yeah but how's the barbecue

The brisket is loving insane

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

This

I almost exclusively use my cast iron skillet to cook because it's easy mode and works so great. The only thing I dont use it for is tomato sauce based or other acidic stuff that could affect the finish of the pan.

Same dude. Everything I cook when I live alone is cast-iron skillet

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 05:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Didn't his own administration disband the agency that oversees that?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 19:01

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Milo and POTUS posted:

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress! I was just thinking a few days ago that "maybe we'll make it through the season without one!". This is all my fault

IIs that the guy who does the flying into them and stuff? Or is that the one with the plane av

His first sentence was "flying tonight at 0400 into it" soooo

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 03:46

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I thought the guy with the plane av was that person. He might have changed avs though. Hell, there might be two of them. YOU don't know

You don't know I don't know

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 04:35

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Old Boot posted:

Welp, saw this pop up today

https://twitter.com/carlzimmer/status/1167072817415938048

This administration is single handedly undoing every positive thing that's been done in the past 60 years. Holy poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 15:30

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Only worry about the first five lines, because that's what it takes to get the helicopter in the air

Hey I need line 6 friend

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 20:17

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