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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hey bigdave you're good imo

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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disassemble the equipment and use the parts to fashion guillotines

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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8chan is offline


Controversial internet message board 8chan went offline Monday after internet infrastructure company Cloudflare stopped providing support for the website used by the suspected gunman in El Paso to post a hate-filled screed.

"We just sent notice that we are terminating 8chan as a customer effective at midnight tonight Pacific Time. The rationale is simple: they have proven themselves to be lawless and that lawlessness has caused multiple tragic deaths. Even if 8chan may not have violated the letter of the law in refusing to moderate their hate-filled community, they have created an environment that revels in violating its spirit," Matthew Prince, Cloudflare CEO wrote in a blog post.
The announcement was an about-face after Cloudflare told CNN earlier Sunday that it had no plans to stop providing its services to 8chan. The company had said it has been in contact with law enforcement about Saturday's mass shooting in El Paso, Texas, where the suspect is believed to have posted what police describe as a manifesto on 8chan minutes before the attack. People accused of a synagogue shooting in Poway, California, and shootings at two mosques in New Zealand also reportedly announced their plans on 8chan.
"We continue to feel incredibly uncomfortable about playing the role of content arbiter and do not plan to exercise it often," Prince said in the post.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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ok beto went up a point in my book now

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i miss my old one of PLANES CURE TOWERS

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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super german last name but its because my great grandfather fled the amish country

i work with computers now. i hope he's proud.

also polish but hey thats connecticut. great grandma fled poland because hitler was uppity.

moms side is irish. great grandfather oh her side was supposedly connected to the irish mob and is treated as a saint by her side of the family (her included). he has a park named after him.

i was the only kid out of all my friends growing up without any italian heritage. everyone was fuckin italian here.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dMgEwQYdog

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hey hey we got a lefty

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/05/us/connor-betts-dayton-shooting-profile/index.html

quote:

The most recent tweet on the @iamthespookster account was on August 3, the day of the shooting, when he retweeted a post saying, "Millenials have a message for the Joe Biden generation: hurry up and die." He also retweeted messages supporting Sens. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.

oh yay. Lets see how Fox pushes this

quote:

Another former high school classmate, who asked not to be identified out of concerns for his privacy, also recalled being summoned to a school administrator's office and being told he was "number one" on the list of students Betts wanted to kill.
He said the list was separated into two columns: a "kill list" for boys and a "rape list" for girls.

fun.

also, new vocab word : pornogrind


quote:

Betts was in a band called the Menstrual Munchies, recalled Zach Walton, a musician who booked the band for two shows in 2018.
Walton described those shows as an all-day event that featured bands, including those who perform in a genre Walton called "pornogrind," in Missouri.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Mike Gravel has dropped out



he endorsed Bernie

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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also RIP Toni Morrison

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Jun 1, 2006

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bulletsponge13 posted:

Not sure if it's been coveres, but my homey Mike Gravel endorsed Bernie.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1159552386911760384

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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also McCabe is suing the Justice Dept for his firing



https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/08/politics/andrew-mccabe-lawsuit/index.html

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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want he trying to sell obamas seat

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp_Wo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hmmm





so who's the adult in the room, re: russiasplosion? mattis is gone and idk who to lose sleep over

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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that right there is a gently caress you friday at a nuclear level

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hey wal-mart is taking action now after the shooting


https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/09/business/walmart-violent-video-games/index.html

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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FAUXTON posted:

same but if you're used to the slower pace of more modern non-DOOM shooters you're gonna have a bad time

doomguy runs about 60mph so good luck

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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FAUXTON posted:

turns out doomguy also doesn't slow down after getting shot also

um body armor protects you from bullets duh

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Vasudus posted:


We had a guy get popped in 05 three or four times in the chest and the IBA ESAPI plate blocked them all. The plate (or rather what was left of it) was put in the 3d ACR museum.

i got to see a lot of aftereffects of SAPI armor being shot when working the ER at the Speicher CSH


poo poo was crazy

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i worked at a cumberland farms and 2 tweekers tried to rob the joint with a tire iro

i chased them out with a bat and went over the hood of a pontiac sunfire when their getaway tried to run me down. broke 4 ribs



poo poo fuckin SUCKS

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i broke my thumbs when the dude i was carrying 2" black steel pipe in 21 ft lengths dropped his end

two of them scissored my thumbs and broke em

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Jun 1, 2006

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Vasudus posted:

It's most likely a 16 year old.

Probably.

Right?

i mean if i had to guess with my optimistic pre-2019 mind id say that







but its 2019

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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oh.


that was sooner than expected.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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BigDave posted:

Probably the royal family. Wasn't Prince William a part of this?

Prince Andrew

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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BigDave posted:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/norway-mosque-shooting?bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc

Someone tried to shoot up a mosque in Norway. Only one injured, no deaths.

why norway again?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://twitter.com/eliehonig/status/1160257973819756546

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Jun 1, 2006

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Godholio posted:

He's hanging out under hammocks with MacAfee laughing at how crazy we all are.

nothin like bombin bath salts with the bros

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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that's called a deli slicer btw

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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you need to swing back and forth as you do it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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god dammit matt groening better not have anything else besides weirdo footrub


i just remember i quoted homer for my high school yearbook

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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for reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwUk19cWarI

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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wtf awful app weirdness

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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right? jfc i hate everything

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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p. much


after roseanne got the boot i was pretty angry with her, then angry at myself bc she's talked openly about her schizophrenia before, it its like of course she went nuts on twitter.

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/roseanne-personalities-tough/story?id=103650 was the closest, Esquire did an interview w/ her in 2001 about it, just had to make sure it wasnt something i attributes to her mistakenly.

my family grew up watching the old show together, and I still love it. Simpsons was the same way- my parents were big fans of the tracy ullman show, and we watched it as a family.

i remembered growing up that there were tons of kids not allowed to watch the simpsons, and always felt cool that I was allowed to, and had a Bart-Man poster on my wall.

my parents were massive letterman fans too, so Mike Judge got a pass when Beavis and Butt-Head were controversial too.


only show my mom had issues with was ren and stimpy, weirdly enough. then again john k turned out to be a pedophile too so yeah gently caress everything

but yeah idk how the heck im gonna feel if im gonna have to do with the simpsons what i've already had to do with roseanne

and of course teenage girls got raped by billionaires which makes me feel lovely for caring about any of that stuff

so yeah gently caress 2019

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Aug 11, 2019

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