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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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https://twitter.com/Kroznick/status/1154764057854873600?s=20

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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"Maybe I should look into this antifa thing to infiltrate and do some counterintel. Which channel is antifa on? How do I join their patreon and listen to their podcasts? Oh, here's some youtube videos... I'm getting kinda bored, why haven't they advertised any pills or books to break up all this talking?"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Apraxin posted:

always love to see the musings of andrew bolt, australia’s premier non-racist, non-lunatic political thinker
https://mobile.twitter.com/Bolt_RSS/status/1156684091477176320

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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In the criminal justice system, marketing-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Ad Fraud Unit. These are their stories.

:doink:

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Tutuola: <eating a bagel> ...so the place is covered wall to wall with phones all clicking on trailers for some nostalgic 90's cartoon revivals on Netflix, producing millions of false views and depriving the hard-working marketing teams of Reed Hastings...
Munch: Gotta love those 90's cartoons
Tutuola: <dismissive glance> ...but the worst part is, we check out the guy's computer, and he's got ad-blocker running on his personal browser!
Munch: <begins humming the Invader Zim theme>

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Drunkboxer posted:

he’s going to whine on twitter and do nothing like always. thats all he ever does
SO UNFAIR!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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FAUXTON posted:



DATS DA POWAH OF DA TUMP TWEET BAYBEEEE
The President can't block you on Twitter because by doing so he would be depriving you of valuable stock tips

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Get your $800 Animes here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS9nxJTHv90

https://shop.sentaifilmworks.com/collections/limited-edition/products/legend-of-the-galactic-heroes-premium-box-set

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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At $800 an Anime you have to make exchanges in micro-Animes.

"Sorry I don't have any America dollars on me. <puts a couple blu-ray disks on the table> Anyone got change for an Elfen Lied?"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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euphronius posted:

carbon energy kills like 8 billion people and the planet

but nuclear energy is bad !
Why TV make a movie about guy that one time killed a lot of people instead of all the people who are sure to die soon?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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https://twitter.com/RatPackDC/status/1156670196792401920?s=20
Absolutely pathetic

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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What a truly amazing country America is. A rich guy who inherited all his wealth and never worked a day in his life can be declared a blue collar worker. A white guy in poverty can just decide that he's in the 1%. Simultaneously, he can go back to being a hard-working taxpayer and decide his poor neighbors are the liberal elite, his lifelong enemy. You can truly be whoever you want in America*

*Offer not valid for women, POCs, lgbt, muslims, etc

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Tell us about the aliens Hilary's video, Trump!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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They released the footage where that dumbfuck shot the guy serving him papers after googling if it was legal to shoot a process server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EakWqirXzGs

quote:

Barnett told KOKI-TV the process server drew a weapon and tried to break into his home, but videos released by defense attorneys appear to show otherwise.
Clearly self-defense

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Addamere posted:

dow still falling lmao what did trump do
Investors are furious that payrolls and wages went up. I'm not kidding.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I am so owned. Took my cat to the vet because she was obviously feeling bad, stopped eating and walking slow and funny. Vet x-rays the cat and she's really constipated. $200 to find out my cat is full of poo poo.
Pooping is a very important matter :colbert:

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Addamere posted:

my only complaint is i thought the falling dow would only last a day before going back up so i bought in before it went down even further

im still 100% convinced number will go back up, but because i jumped the gun i will make less free money off of their arzying than if i waited

also can you link to some reacts? thanks
No real reacts yet, but funny to watch these headlines

quote:

Stocks futures fall further after U.S. July payrolls rise 164,000 with unemployment at 3.7%
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stocks-futures-fall-further-after-us-july-payrolls-rise-164000-with-unemployment-at-37-2019-08-02

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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A lot of things and a lot of people and a lot of ideas and, I have to say, perhaps a lot more than the other presidents have done in a lot of ways and in a lot of ways

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Preston Waters posted:

why are people in the GBS thread saying the el paso shooter was a socialist?


didn't he literally tell the cops he wanted to kill as many mexicans as possible? seems like a trump guy to me!
Divining a mass murderer's motives after they release a full manifesto is like looking at a painting and going ok, I see scarlet, ruby, crimson, maroon, redwood, pink...wait is that azure? This painting is blue! What's with all the blue paintings in this gallery? Highly suspicious! When will the problem with blue paintings be addressed?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Pohl posted:

Goddamn. I just got some emails telling me that one of my clients is self destructing like crazy.

Then I get a phone call from a friend that I got into rehab and she's loving drunk and obnoxious and talking about moving to LA. She got out of rehab on Friday.

Just lol. I'm gonna drink more.


Turbo@!
Drinkin, drinking like Sunday morn---night
La la la la

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Imagine being one of Trump's aides and just throwing inflammatory headlines and tweets at him to rile him up good so he gets all red and nude before he goes on national television to address a mass shooting

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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It's sad that the press is so utterly incapable of dealing with his bullshit or standing up to him at all. He's so insecure and full of poo poo, if someone pressed him just a little they could get him to claim that he talked to the shooter just the other day and tried to tell him white supremacy is bad but he wouldn't listen.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Vodka levels dangerously low on Mondays

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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The President says video games are to blame for teens sneaking into pizzeria's after dark and hiding from possessed animatronic animals

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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<walk to grocery store carrying a plastic bag from the adult outlet>
<look around nervously>
<pull reusable bag of of plastic bag and enter the store>

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Good Citizen posted:

ban all games that aren’t farming sims or anime dating
The rise of early access survival/crafting has begun

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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This never would have happened in a walking simulator

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Bananasaurus Rex posted:

yeah it's gamer culture, aka white incels, aka white supremcists, aka republicans

well apparently this dayton shooter was a leftist incel but i dont loving know anymore

just ban guns and white males tia
Games are single-player only until we can figure this all out

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4gjt6_xWps

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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pathetic little tramp posted:

*hits a speed bump*

*blows own head off*

RESPONSIBILITY!
Coyotes descend on the body

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZqSaba34o

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Photo of said hogs

https://twitter.com/a_dog_irl/status/1158454649462149120?s=20

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Check out the FEC's site to see the same five people giving to Trump's campaign over and over in your city.

https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?two_year_transaction_period=2020&min_date=01%2F01%2F2019&max_date=12%2F31%2F2020

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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UFOTacoMan posted:

hmmm...when I search who gave to turmp seems most of these folks are employed at "retired"
Those are the ones that ANTIFA got to, Blade Runner-style.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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The only donation to Marianne Williams is from a Yoga Instructor, of course

The Nastier Nate posted:

Tim Ryan is on CNN doing his best to be mad and ANGRY about guns, which I guess is better than his previous slogan of "you don't have to yell"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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If Trump ever thinks he's coming up on his last days of office we're going to see some real poo poo. Like straight up supervillian "pardon everyone ever committed for murder and release within 24 hours" poo poo.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Just hanging around in my murder gloves

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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That one actor from The Hunt seems to like showing up in heavy-handed political movies that I don't really understand how they got made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyC7ggc0coI

Of course, in the era of Trump these are all documentaries

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Trump and Biden are both elected president as a compromise after the disastrous and fraud-ridden 2020 election, continue to act as the Statler and Waldorf to our country as it crumbles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0neB1b29l8

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