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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Is this the good thread

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Gripweed posted:

Jerry Seinfield was openly dating a 17 year old girl while Seinfield was on the air

Seinfeld was the worst thijg about seinfeld

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Crack ping

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Oh drat

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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August is the 8th month, hence the name october

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Are there still reruns of the cosby show

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Comedians arent very funny i find

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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"shy trees" respect each others' comfort zones

https://twitter.com/Benazdia/status/1156108446216966144

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i can't parse this

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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flies in the house drive me nuts

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Both sides

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Turns out letting the gop nominates corrupt judges was bas

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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I wiqh we had masxots

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Democracy dies in darkness

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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I dont want to go to the picnic, im lazy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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CODChimera posted:

Donald Trump Threatens To Release ‘Thousands Of ISIS Fighters’ To Europe

WHAT

I mean they should be tried in their countries of origins instead of being left to rot in syrian camps
Unless trunp just intends to just free them in the wilderness who cares (not even he would be that dumb tho)
We shouldnt have let Kurdistan have to deal with our fuckheads in the first place

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Miller and co would probably want a new Islamic terror wave in europe to drown out the white supremacist terror wave at home and use it to get trump reelected in 2020

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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But european countries should be taking custody of their criminal citizens, because this is hosed up to let a war torn country deal with our own fuckers

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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I dont think trump is really going to let them roam free, but who knows

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Ronald reagan.... Is racist?!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/CallumGrindlayy/status/1156949304529084416?s=19

Also it's not on the list but loving poutine you tasteless brits

america doesn't even have chippies lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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so he bailed?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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TMMadman posted:

Why would anyone declare they are going to cure cancer or AIDS if they aren't an actual scientist working in the field?

Even if there is a cure found sometime before the end of Trumps 1000 year reign, it wouldn't be him that cured it. It would be the scientists and they would be trying to do it regardless of any direction or payments from the government.

because they got brain worms

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Michael Pence knows how to cure AIDS

only have sex with mother

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i feel sort of chipper in the morning but by the afternoon i'm feeling like poo poo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Chariman Kim

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Go Chariman

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i hope chariman kim nukes new york and trump tweets "wow, that was kinda bad, but my friend kim only had the best intentions, I'm sure.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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do people like picnics? be honest with me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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tacodaemon posted:

that's because you've got Kurtofan's Disease

it's contagious

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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move papst it and heal

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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emfive posted:

no they're disgusting because bugs get all over the food inevitably

also the ground is literally made of poo poo

thank you

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i don't like picnic food, its hot and disgusting

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i ask because i may have a picnic in my future but i can't be arsed

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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trump prefers missiles to rats

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Wasmt she his ambassador to the un lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Gringostar posted:

we're only now starting to even look at gut flora and it's relation to everything else in the body (it's a lot which is why poop transplants are a thing)

my gf thats making viruses to rewrite your bodies dna to cure aids and sickle cell has a theory that the rise in autism might be heavily tied to the use of formula because we're only now discovering how much amazing bacteria our body has that helps us to function

also abusing antibiotics kills all that good bacteria in your body which is why you should eat more yogurt, especially different kinds that have different bacteria

heal crohn disease please

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/QueefTornado/status/1156655742797189120

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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why is food so bad around here

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