SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1157052830924120065

quote:

About 15 seconds after the start of the team-building exercise, the football players were on the verge of drowning.

It was three weeks before the start of the season for the West Valley High School football team in Fairbanks, Alaska, and 40 players participated in a two-hour conditioning program deemed essential by the coach. In one activity, the players had to wear a sweater in the pool, remove it, and then put it back on — all while swimming in the deep end.

But not all of the Wolf Pack players could swim — a fact that didn’t seem to concern head coach Roy Hessner, witnesses told KTVF.

f#a# posted:

man W looks downright agile compared to trump

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Well gently caress. My fiance just got a job (like a long term cushy government gig) on the other side of the country so we're going to have to move and I'm excited for her, but I'm going to have to leave the job I've been at for 11 years and look for a job for the first real time in my life.

a.lo posted:

Lamestream Media

Hell yes

a.lo posted:

Chuka Umana posted:

let's role play it's 1974

Addamere posted:

i tried to napster when i was a kid on a 36.6kbps modem and poo poo was terrible but then along came kazaa and cable internet and awooou (wolf howl)

DryGoods posted:

yeah, i was thinking about this when the latest Stranger Things season released and people here and elsewhere were talking about malls again

i didn't grow up in a large area, but it was nice to have this central place you could go visit. i had an arcade beside a pizza shop and out back by the loading docks this guy would come out from the woods and buy styrofoam cups of my spit for 10 bucks if i kept quiet about it

Alan Smithee posted:

im gonna have sex with an alien

snoo posted:

how do I quit my job

DryGoods posted:

don't believe these lies. earth's helium tank is on empty, the red light is flashing. find your nearest party city or closest competitor and smash a newspaper stand through the glass and run off with as many helium tanks as you can. that stuff is going to be worth a mint as soon as they start telling the truth

now's your chance to be rich before everyone else figures it out

snoo posted:

I asked to be demoted from a manager because I couldn't take it anymore, they finally found a replacement and they're being trained by the stupid GM

I asked the DM for a time frame, when I could expect to everything to be settled, and he was condescending about it

and then told me he'd still want me to be a 'leader' for front end despite the fact I'd be back to min wage, and maybe there'd be a part time supervisor position for halloween u never kno!!

I just nodded and thought about making my cool vest for my new job with my spouse

DryGoods posted:

just float away with it. what are they going to do? send in a fighter jet over a simple burglary

this is fool proof, easy money, folks

reignofevil posted:

Not everyone on 8 chan is a white nationalist folks, some are just child molesters

cumshitter posted:

the media loving sucks

"Is Trump a racist????"

to

"Is Trump's racism a brilliant political maneuver?"

like imagine your drunk racist uncle shouting over everyone at thanksgiving. the media is there nodding and taking notes and thinking drunk uncle is profound

cumshitter posted:

whatever happened to that goon who worked at a hotel and got into the news because his boss told him not to wear an american flag lapel pin but god dammit he was going to wear his flag lapel pin

the mods gave him a custom av that went three pages to the right so if you wanted to read his posts you had to move the screen over. it didnt affect any other users posts

Oiled and Ready posted:

Should cloudflare be in bigger poo poo for hosting 8chan or drudgereport, considering 8chan took down the manifesto but drudge did not

Serious question

Kilmers Elbow posted:

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/1158030724856811522

thank you kellyane

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