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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

The Shanahan System the new McVay's Smart People Offense

The Shanahan System for Players who Can't Play Good and Wanna do Other Things Good.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Bring back the pure Air Coryell offense. Go routes and da bomb all day erry day plus Chuck Muncie Hail Satan.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Aw, we almost went full clown

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Will Matt Shaaahhhb throw for positive yardage this drive?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Phyein posted:

Will Matt Shaaahhhb throw for positive yardage this drive?

He's shown all he needs to, time for some guy from Virginia.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Phyein posted:

Will Matt Shaaahhhb throw for positive yardage this drive?

no

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Phyein posted:

Will Matt Shaaahhhb throw for positive yardage this drive?

Is zero positive yardage?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Elephanthead posted:

Is zero positive yardage?

For Atlanta, yes.

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
I watched the first play earlier and turned it off, but I am excited for football to be back.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Revoke Gil Brandts Hall of Fame membership and give it to his computer.

midwat
May 6, 2007

It'd be hilarious if Elway acquired two new QBs who also couldn't play

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Don't start talking poo poo on my bad team Cris, only I get to talk poo poo on Mizzou.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
LOL Drew Lock

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Patriots.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mcmagic posted:

LOL Drew Lock

He’s got that Jeff George pretty pass right to the DB ability already

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Patriots.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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It's dumb that this game is a full week before the rest of the games.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

mcmagic posted:

It's dumb that this game is a full week before the rest of the games.

On the other hand watching this game should convince you that it's good there are no more games this week.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Grittybeard posted:

On the other hand watching this game should convince you that it's good there are no more games this week.

If it's your team it's watchable since you're tracking the roster. Watching other team's 86th player can be rough. Unless you're a bigger football nut than I am...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



mcmagic posted:

It's dumb that this game is a full week before the rest of the games.

Imagine if there was a 2nd bye week and all the 1st preseason games were around the HoF enshrinement.

... which I guess could cause some current coaches to not be able to go, but they're all in camp anyway, so who cares?

mcmagic posted:

If it's your team it's watchable since you're tracking the roster. Watching other team's 86th player can be rough. Unless you're a bigger football nut than I am...

Even then, watching a few guys battling for roster spots when they're playing with 20 guys on the field who definitely will not make anyone's roster is pretty unwatchable. The 2nd and 3rd preseason games at least give you something.

But good if you like trying to convince yourself that this one dude who catches 6 balls for 43 yards from some guy from Heathcliff State might totally make your practice squad.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Drew Lock should use his ability to steal items from enemies.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ed Reed owns. gently caress Ray Lewis.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

where the gently caress can i get that ed reed hat

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh joy, this PI thing.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Ok, let's see how this works for the challenge.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I feel like Jon Gruden is going to waste his challenges in the first quarter of every game with this rule.

midwat
May 6, 2007

This is sub-AAFL quality

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Vertical Lime posted:

hello friends

hello non-alcoholic football

:smith:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Delay of game out of a time out.

Preseason football is back baby.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Ed Reed is cool.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
just watched a third and 10 draw for no yards in the hall of fame game

what the gently caress is wrong with us

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kickoff balls kinda slippery tonight

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

to be clear, im sad for you not myself. im definitely drunk or else i wouldnt be watching this

also throw the drat ball i want to see lock throw

also ed reed f loving owns

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh god Bob Sutton.

That'll fix things.

midwat
May 6, 2007

I feel like forcing Al Michaels to watch this qualifies as elder abuse

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
who the hell is benkertt

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
kurt benkert is a gently caress it go deep virginia cavalier legend

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ok cool 7-7 tie game is over good night everyone!

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
kurt bang kurt. no way

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