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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

thomawesome posted:

Hi my name is thomawesome I'm a long time lurker and person who is trying to be more active in his posting life.

I came to SA-A so I could also meet other lurkers who have struggled with the same problems I've had - being a poster.

Do I have to pick a higher power now?

No. We assign you one. It's me. That'll be $10.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:34

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Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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Zarin posted:

[extremely Attenborough voice]

And we can see here that, while typically both the lurker and poster alike can converge on this thread, free from the keen eyes of predators - that is not always the case.

Watch, as this unfortunate poster walks directly into a trap; unbeknownst to him, this poster actually had a hand in setting the trap himself.

It's over in an instant. The savagery is undeniable. Some observers might consider this type of brutality to be overkill, but I urge the viewer to remember that the predators in this place are merely as harsh as the land that raised them.

This time, the poster escaped with his avatar intact. Whether he retains his previous proclivity, or reverts to a the more wary, cautious approach of the lurker yet remains to be seen. Only time will tell how this story ends.

[/end extremely Attenborough voice]

This is cute

I love Attenborough

# ? Feb 15, 2020 00:06

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Zarin posted:

[extremely Attenborough voice]

And we can see here that, while typically both the lurker and poster alike can converge on this thread, free from the keen eyes of predators - that is not always the case.

Watch, as this unfortunate poster walks directly into a trap; unbeknownst to him, this poster actually had a hand in setting the trap himself.

It's over in an instant. The savagery is undeniable. Some observers might consider this type of brutality to be overkill, but I urge the viewer to remember that the predators in this place are merely as harsh as the land that raised them.

This time, the poster escaped with his avatar intact. Whether he retains his previous proclivity, or reverts to a the more wary, cautious approach of the lurker yet remains to be seen. Only time will tell how this story ends.

[/end extremely Attenborough voice]

Sir

# ? Feb 15, 2020 00:12

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Zarin posted:

[extremely Attenborough voice]

And we can see here that, while typically both the lurker and poster alike can converge on this thread, free from the keen eyes of predators - that is not always the case.

Watch, as this unfortunate poster walks directly into a trap; unbeknownst to him, this poster actually had a hand in setting the trap himself.

It's over in an instant. The savagery is undeniable. Some observers might consider this type of brutality to be overkill, but I urge the viewer to remember that the predators in this place are merely as harsh as the land that raised them.

This time, the poster escaped with his avatar intact. Whether he retains his previous proclivity, or reverts to a the more wary, cautious approach of the lurker yet remains to be seen. Only time will tell how this story ends.

[/end extremely Attenborough voice]

# ? Feb 15, 2020 02:22

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Zarin posted:

[extremely Attenborough voice]

And we can see here that, while typically both the lurker and poster alike can converge on this thread, free from the keen eyes of predators - that is not always the case.

Watch, as this unfortunate poster walks directly into a trap; unbeknownst to him, this poster actually had a hand in setting the trap himself.

It's over in an instant. The savagery is undeniable. Some observers might consider this type of brutality to be overkill, but I urge the viewer to remember that the predators in this place are merely as harsh as the land that raised them.

This time, the poster escaped with his avatar intact. Whether he retains his previous proclivity, or reverts to a the more wary, cautious approach of the lurker yet remains to be seen. Only time will tell how this story ends.

[/end extremely Attenborough voice]

This is pretty good posting for gbs

# ? Feb 15, 2020 02:33