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 Seriously, who is going to confront SATAN blowing sick clouds of what is probably brimstone in his cube? Your coworkers will think they are still tripping off PCP and either try to eat your head or ignore you. I say go with the devil 'fit.
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And in a pinch, that vape/mic can be turned into an incendiary device! Truly the latest marvel for secret agents.
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Bronze Fonz posted:You hold it in for like 10 seconds and nothing comes out. that’s how you get super cancer!
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Colonel Cancer posted:And in a pinch, that vape/mic can be turned into an incendiary device! Truly the latest marvel for secret agents. Are vapes still exploding at random? I forgot about that.
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Aug 6, 2019 05:53
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Put your vape oil in a fog machine so the whole office can enjoy.
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immortalyawn posted:Smoke-b-Gone so do you just roll that thing up and stick it in your pocket when you're done? or slip it down your pants so it can double as a discrete way to piss on strangers' feet in public?
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:or slip it down your pants so it can double as a discrete way to blow phat vape clouds on strangers' feet in public?
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Pretend that it's cold. Wear a parka and earmuffs indoors. The vapor will look natural.
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Switch to chewing tobacco at the office and get a nice metal spittoon so that everyone can enjoy that ding sound.
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1redflag posted:that’s how you get super cancer! It's the cancer of the future, I'm an early adapter.
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The Management posted:So addicted to sucking robot dicks that you have to do it at work, truly we live in the future After the robots take all our jobs, this is how we stay useful to them and maybe avoid the apocalypse.
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have u thought about working in a volcona
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This thread reminds me of the worst job I ever had. It was at a moving company. Usually you paired off for regular moving jobs and I hated getting stuck with the vape guy because he always did the strawberry flavor and it made the cab smell like awful fake strawberry. Much preferred the guy who smoked.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Just get a medical card so you can blow sick clouds in your boss's smug face while blasting dubstep and he'll have to THANK you for it! 
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Chad magnums day off
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Vomik posted:Chad magnums day off Fun fact: I actually have that white Casio G Shock watch. another fun fact: they eventually turn yellowish brown like a lovely old computer.
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That wasn't so fun.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:That wasn't so fun. Yeah, neither was paying 85 freedom bucks for a lovely watch that has to be treated like a prize poodle.
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obligatory stupid vape pic
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get a juul theyre super quiet or flush the toilet to muffle the sound. you can also rip a huge nasty poo poo in the stall so everyone declares you king of the mens room and flees in terror leaving you to vape all you want.
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ASenileAnimal posted:get a juul theyre super quiet or flush the toilet to muffle the sound. you can also rip a huge nasty poo poo in the stall so everyone declares you king of the mens room and flees in terror leaving you to vape all you want. Yep, let me just suck back chemicals from an unregulated industry I’m sure there’s no long term effects of vape juice in my lungs
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Do it ironically posted:Yep, let me just suck back chemicals from an unregulated industry I’m sure there’s no long term effects of vape juice in my lungs Cigs are made from the trash tobacco thats swept off the floors in the processing room and then julls are made from the same very stuff but refined and concentrated, nothing nasty going on there
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Do it ironically posted:Yep, let me just suck back chemicals from an unregulated industry I’m sure there’s no long term effects of vape juice in my lungs Buddy I got bad news about the regulators
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Kazak posted:Buddy I got bad news about the regulators Oh no! What happened to Warren G. and Nate Dogg?
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https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/local/milwaukee/2019/07/25/vaping-suspected-causing-lung-damage-8-wisconsin-teens/1826789001/ Eight teens from Milwaukee, Waukesha and Winnebago counties have been hospitalized in the last month with severe lung damage doctors suspect is tied to vaping. The teens were brought to Children's Hospital of Wisconsin with extreme cough, significant shortness of breath and fatigue. Some had lost weight from vomiting and diarrhea, hospital officials said Thursday.
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Oh no, it’s the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival all over again.
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JK Fresco posted:https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/local/milwaukee/2019/07/25/vaping-suspected-causing-lung-damage-8-wisconsin-teens/1826789001/ I'm guessing they all had an idea to put something extremely stupid in their vape rigs, or they bought some homegrown cat litter vape juice, else it wouldn't be localized to three counties in Wisconsin
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Imagine being someone who vehemently defends vaping lmao
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Rad-daddio posted:obligatory stupid vape pic Can’t believe they got Scarface to reprise his role in the Half-Baked sequel
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Take a lit candle and make sure everyone in the office is looking, put it in your mouth, duck down under the desk and take a fat rip, come back up and no one will question the smoke cuz they'll think yoiur guts is on fire. If people question the fruity smell just say you ate 20 watermelons not too long ago.
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Just whip your dick out, OP. Their uproarious laughter will keep them distracted while you blow vape everywhere
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