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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
there is one perfect player remaining in eliminator, although they have the rams this week sooo

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

corn on the cop posted:

there is one perfect player remaining in eliminator, although they have the rams this week sooo

Rams just scored a safety.

nazdalf is clairvoyent

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I am glad I swapped from Indy to Green Bay.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Divisional thing doesn't matter when the other main pick also goes down.

(I picked Indy :suicide: )

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ditch posted:

Divisional thing doesn't matter when the other main pick also goes down.

(I picked Indy :suicide: )

You picked Brian Hoyer, dipshit.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Before this week, there were 33 people who were undefeated in eliminator.

After the Rams just lost, there are now, 0.

(There are a few people who missed a week and are 8-0)

Edit:

And its down to me and CrispySeaweed for last 2 undefeated in Reverse Eliminator :black101:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I picked correctly today.

I picked the team that plays the Bengals.

That's the correct pick every week.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
4-7 in pickem this week because football makes no sense

Picked Colts in eliminator

Falcons in reverse

just lol

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Fenrir posted:

4-7 in pickem this week because football makes no sense

Picked Colts in eliminator

Falcons in reverse

just lol

:same:

I was obliterated this weekend.

The same in fantasy.

crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008

OxySnake posted:


And its down to me and CrispySeaweed for last 2 undefeated in Reverse Eliminator :black101:

I think this is the farthest I've ever gotten in any of the eliminators.

I'm also sitting up top the spread pick em leaderboard. I'm sure I will fall back to earth next week.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I finally picked correctly in reverse spread eliminator (bengals -10), taking me to 1-9. Of course I was also part of the bloodbath in forward not spread eliminator because I took the Colts, but you know, tradeoffs.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Eliminator posted:

Out of 149 completed bets, 20 are correct.

Absolutely brutal. Still tied for first with 35 other people though. :madmax:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Seahawks are my eliminator this week, fools.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
absolutely loving massacred this week in pick em. I got two games right. TWO!! I'm literally 2-9 in pickem this week

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Pft, I got double that, you scrub :smug:

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Once again, Eliminator convinces me to never gamble on football.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

look what TurboFlamingChicken did last week:


That's quite the parlay!

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I would like to thank everyone for competing and a big shout out to Crispyseaweed for a good season.

-Signed Your Reverse Eliminator Champ

crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008

OxySnake posted:

I would like to thank everyone for competing and a big shout out to Crispyseaweed for a good season.

-Signed Your Reverse Eliminator Champ

I saved Miami as long as I could before picking them and this is how they repay me.

Congrats on the win.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Leperflesh posted:

look what TurboFlamingChicken did last week:


That's quite the parlay!

I just found out I hit that I was 99% sure after all the weird scores I had somehow hosed that up.

Somehow I'm on top of the spread eliminator as well

Beefed Owl fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Dec 6, 2019

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!


loving lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I will reclaim my #1 rank.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Congrats to Leperflesh and Stupid Dick for obtaining the best record in Eliminator after the complete bloodbath in week 10.

Also good job to Pickem winners Jaggedstagger and GerryC84. Notable :lol: shoutout to Burger Trench who was in the lead last week and didn't pick this week-- they would have needed only 6 correct picks to have won.


Playoff Eliminator will go up sometime mid-week.

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.
it me the guy who went 11-6 in regular eliminator and 13-3 in spread eliminator. i actually had the best record in spread eliminator by myself which is the first time i've ever lead an eliminator by my lonesome at the end of a season.

lost all my funbucks though because I forgot the vikings had nothing to play for aaaaahhh

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Postseason's up.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Oxysnake went 17-0 in reverse eliminator, which means not actually being eliminated at any point, so I'd say OxySnake is the real winner here. Of eliminator.

TurboFlamingChicken's funbucks total has to be some kind of new record.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Qwijib0 posted:

Postseason's up.

Sweet. Let's see how bad I can gently caress this up.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I finished tied for 3rd in eliminator and tied for 2nd in reverse eliminator. A perfectly balanced 15-2 in each.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
who is the guy who's #1 by a landslide in spread pickem? Does he moonlight as a bookie? I thought my 10 games above .500 there was p good.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Leperflesh posted:

Oxysnake went 17-0 in reverse eliminator, which means not actually being eliminated at any point, so I'd say OxySnake is the real winner here. Of eliminator.

TurboFlamingChicken's funbucks total has to be some kind of new record.

I hit like 4 ridiculous parlays throughout the year, but I swear someone had a much larger number one year.

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib
Better late than never I guess...time to see what this whole thing is about.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Leperflesh posted:

Oxysnake went 17-0 in reverse eliminator, which means not actually being eliminated at any point, so I'd say OxySnake is the real winner here. Of eliminator.

:wow:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
So how much of the field did the Vikings knock out of playoff eliminator today

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fenrir posted:

So how much of the field did the Vikings knock out of playoff eliminator today

Yo

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
I got crushed in pickem this weekend - 1-3, but I won in eliminator and funbucks which were the only two bets I really wanted to win.

As a Rams fan, I can't stand the seahawks, but I hate the eagles even more.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
This is getting absurd



Over 200k in winnings for the year

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.
I had almost the same parlay but I took Philly+1.5 :geno:

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Over 200k in winnings for the year

Every time I hit some big bets, you hit even bigger ones!!!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

:laffo: I actually hit a 22,000 dollar prop bet this past week, rocketing me up into third place after not even bothering to bet anything in the second half of the season. Literally all I did was pick the 49ers and Chiefs to beat the spread and both games to exceed the over/under.

There's only ten players who even managed a positive number, which is pretty hilarious and a good example of why I'm not big on betting real money

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

This is getting absurd



Over 200k in winnings for the year

I sank my 50k in winnings into two parlays so I could take the crown back from you.



Both parlays had Titans ML. :negative:

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