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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2019 Pre-Season : FOOTBALL IS BACK
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 lol Garfinkel in the booth stumping for Steve Ross and his Trump support

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ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
Refs give us a fresh set of goaline downs on 4th, time to blow it again!

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
STREAKER

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Show the steaker getting crushed COME ON

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
can't wait for all the DPI challenges this year

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Gase challenging DPI is a hero move.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 lol one of the announcers trying to rehabilitate Ross' image

oh poo poo nagy through the challenge on what he thinks was pass interference. this rule is gonna be a nightmare to interpret

e: they didn't change it. good. looks like it has to be flagrant

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Show the steaker getting crushed COME ON

Part of me wonders if some do it with the hopes of getting murdered by a player and then trying to sue them.

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 Packers Packers Packers

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Lions have -11 passing yards

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
 Watching the Bills stream, and it's weird how Frank Reich and Chad Kelly are the bad guys.
Also, the Colts scored a TD. Completely blown assignments on the option, and Chad nailed the read.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Lions in mid season form already.

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Kalli posted:

Lions have -11 passing yards

That sounds about right

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Beautiful gray day at Century Link Field

SHOW ME THEM HAWK BACKUPS

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
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 Christian Wade just scored a 65-yard TD run. Untouched!

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

 ready for kyler

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Lions in mid season form already.

The Jaguars have had a tough time, too.

Rosen looks pretty good. I mean he should, he's an NFL quarterback in the preseason but still

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
God, I'm nervous, please don't get hurt DK

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 do I watch DK or Kyler???

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Preseason and all but Mack Wilson looks loving good

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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

 Lol Flacco is starting a preseason game.

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

kiimo posted:

do I watch DK or Kyler???

from experience, someone's going to post every one of murrays throws on youtube and probably not every route DK runs

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Eagles down 20-10 in 1st preseason game, not Superbowl material.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

hifi posted:

ready for kyler

so's the defense

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

hifi posted:

from experience, someone's going to post every one of murrays throws on youtube and probably not every route DK runs

Someone on twitter like Samuel Gold will definitely post every route DK runs

The thirst is real

Anyway Phillip Lindsay is good

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
put in kyler you fucks. c'mon. i don't care

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I really hope the Lions limp to enough wins this season to save Patricia's job. Don't want him crawling right back to NE.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

sportsgenius86 posted:

Preseason and all but Mack Wilson looks loving good

agreed

a few nice looking running backs I've seen too. Justice Hill on the Ravens, Karan Higdon on I forget

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Slow, unathletic white QB turned WR immediately lines up in an illegal formation.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I really hope the Lions limp to enough wins this season to save Patricia's job. Don't want him crawling right back to NE.

What does that take? Is 7-9 enough or do they need at least 9-7 and a wild card loss?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 Ross your boy looked good right until he fumbled

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
they call him 2 yard murray

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Boyle for QB2

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 nice play by hicks. kyler lets see it

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Well, Etling, it's been real.

Well, not really.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 I said you were gonna be good so you better be good

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
kyler doesn't go 3 and out

print the shirts

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 I feel bad for the Lions QB's

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Okay here come the Hawks and Geno Smith

Who's ready for run-run-pass-punt to remind us why Brian Schottenheimer is just the best

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

shirts and skins posted:

Okay here come the Hawks and Geno Smith

Who's ready for run-run-pass-punt to remind us why Brian Schottenheimer is just the best


:schotty:

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