2019 Pre-Season : FOOTBALL IS BACK

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So how painfully mediocre should I expect Jared Stidham to be?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:28

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 16:25

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Gay Horney posted:

you don't need to watch any more giants football for the rest of the season btw.
1st and 10 panicked check down
2nd and 7 TFL behind the line of scrimmage with a side of holding
3rd and 8 an extremely slow developing run off tackle

This is the entire offensive play book, you've seen it all

Yeah but with who under center?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:31

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

Time to see if N'keal is any N'good

He might not play because of a hamstring.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:34

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fartknocker posted:

The NFL�s 100th anniversary logo is loving stupid.

It seriously ruins the look of the jersey.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:38

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Edward Mass posted:

�Ominous crowds� spoke twice in the Giants booth

Are they booing already?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:39

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Oh my god the Browns are good.

Print the Preseason Champ Shirts

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:42

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lions key offseason acquisition just blew out his knee.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:45

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

daniels?

I may have a higher opinion of Kearse than most.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:47

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Vengarr posted:

Are these the Titan's first-stringers?

They don�t have a first string QB

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

gently caress Hoyer give me Stidham.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:51

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hoyer handing off to Bolden forever.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Time to see our new wonderpunter.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 00:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lol Collins has a single digit jersey number.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Cool catch by a TE who surely sucks.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Oh hey Harry is playing.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

TD Pats, Pats going 23-0

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:07

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kawalimus posted:

Wow Ray Lewis and Billick reunited

Literally still laughing that Ed Reed accidentally thanked Bill Belichick instead of Billick during his HoF speech.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:09

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ehud posted:

hell yeah this team isn't winning any games

They�ll win the Pats game in Miami on a last second fumblerooski.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:11

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

My first 5 minutes of watching football this year is watching the refs screw up a call, neat

�Hey it�s their preseason too� barf

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:18

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

So glad to keep seeing Case Keenum.

He still on the Broncos?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

The Edelman clone is progressing nicely

Still wish we drafted Andy Isabella pride of Umass.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:22

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Put in the Alabama running back please.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:25

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

Hoyer's looking better. He seemed cooked last preseason.

Don�t believe his lies.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

How much money do you think goes into Brady�s dreamy haircut? I know plugs aren�t cheap.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:28

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Love a nice LB interception

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

STIDHAM

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

Stidham time, baby

Will they let him throw.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:34

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Don�t care about his legs I want to see his arm.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:35

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lol Brady�s celebration for Stidhams TD was much more... subdued then it was for Hoyers.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:40

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That Which Squeaks posted:

Stidham looks pretty alright so far.

Maybe don�t throw the ball away on the 2 point play though.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:41

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Awh, I missed 20 points? dang, how the heroic underdogs looking tonight boys?

Overcoming crushing adversity.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:42

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

shirts and skins posted:

What's going on at Metlife? Looks like everyone is just standing around.

Getting hyped for the Daniel Jones experience.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Nice we get to see Stidham in the two minute drill.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

Belichick decided he needed to embarrass Patricia.

He�s saving up the real pain next week for Vrabel.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:46

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

lol we have no TEs

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:49

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I�m hyped for Meyers

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That Which Squeaks posted:

Good young WRs would be cool.

We might have a couple but they�ll probably have limbs amputated.

Also Gost sucks now he�s good for misses every playoff.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:54

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

everyone wants to talk about Tom but I say the Patriots need to be worrying about who's going to replace Ghost because he is taking a serious nosedive into poopass

Bring back Adam.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:54

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Not usual a home crowd boos their team in the preseason opener.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:55

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 16:25

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

Gost kicks like he's trying to hit the upright

He�d be perfect for the Bears.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 01:56

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