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Andy Carroll is back with Newcastle, and he's going to be banging them in on the reg now. This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the Carroll renaissance and declare that you never doubted him prior to his England recall and leading England to a Qatar 2022 WC win. To get us started, here is a little bit about Andy in his own words:  If you aren't intimately familiar with Andy, pray for repentance and then relive Andy's glory days here: https://twitter.com/i/status/1159491968679972865 Newcastle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZaGqNWF6A&t=13s Liverpoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlgAu_UCUdI West Ham https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVeTV9azGq0 Now that you're up to speed on our boy Andy, it's time for the contest. Historically we've had prediction threads for the rest, but now it's time for the best. The rules are pretty simple. You will post a single, whole number. This number will represent your prediction for the combined total minutes Andy Carroll will have played at the end of the season, plus the number of goals Wor Andy bangs in. Stoppage time is NOT included in these calculations, only 90 minutes per match. For example, if you think Andy Carroll will play 10 complete matches and score 5 goals, you will have a guessof 905 (10*90 + 5). Some stats to help you out: - If Andy Carroll plays 37 matches this season, he will have played 3,330 minutes. He is ruled out of the Arsenal game, so this is the theoretical maximum he can play. - 30 matches gets you 2,700 minutes, 20 matches get you 1,800, 10 matches gets you 900, and 5 matches is 450. The winner will be the individual who gets closest the to the combined total. In the event of a tie, the individual who most accurately guessed the number of goals will win. If two or more people guess the same number of minutes and goals, the winner will be based on who posted first. Any posts that are edited will be disqualified and not considered. All guesses must be in by the Newcastle - Norwich fixture which is scheduled for 8/17. Prizes: - Overall winner will receive an avatar or platinum and the Andy Carroll Monster trophy, custom engraved with your choice of language.  - First loser will receive an avatar proclaiming them to be extremely fraudulent and incapable of getting over the line, and $10 donated to the charity of their choice. - Second loser will be also be able to designate a charity to receive a $10 donation. You will not get an avatar because just like in life, nobody will remember you. In the event Andy Carroll's combined minutes and goals contains a funny number (69 or 420) the winner will also receive a special prize. Guesses: EvilHawk: 1207 Jose: 1807 pik_3: 69 Sandwolf: 905 Literally Lewis Hamilton fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Aug 9, 2019 |
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Aug 9, 2019 19:38
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1804 don't think he'll play the full 90 minutes very often but i reckon he'll get to about 20 in total
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Aug 9, 2019 19:40
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69
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Aug 9, 2019 19:41
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905
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Aug 9, 2019 19:44
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420
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Aug 9, 2019 19:44
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1337
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Aug 9, 2019 19:46
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1047 e: 7 goals Ace Jameson fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Aug 9, 2019 |
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Aug 9, 2019 19:50
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88
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Aug 9, 2019 19:53
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750 edit: and 2 goals
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Aug 9, 2019 19:58
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375
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Aug 9, 2019 20:03
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985!!!
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Aug 9, 2019 20:05
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568 9 goals
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Aug 9, 2019 21:18
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snakes n that
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Aug 9, 2019 21:58
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782, 2 goals
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Aug 9, 2019 23:11
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1458.
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Aug 9, 2019 23:29
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425
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Aug 10, 2019 01:11
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1,067. 11 goals.
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Aug 10, 2019 01:44
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956
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Aug 10, 2019 02:50
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1340 Excellent op
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Aug 10, 2019 04:11
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1312Reprisal posted:Excellent op
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Aug 10, 2019 04:47
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917, 7 goals you also forgot the best andy carroll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=233lV_kzK1M&t=84s
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Aug 10, 2019 05:29
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1187 8 gols
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Aug 10, 2019 08:01
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1,169
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Aug 10, 2019 11:41
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140 min, 1 goal
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Aug 10, 2019 11:43
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1629, 9 goals. He’s gonna do it.
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Aug 10, 2019 11:54
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1898 come on king topknot
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Aug 10, 2019 12:31
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420 Someone's gotta
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Aug 10, 2019 12:40
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tarbrush posted:420 someone did
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Aug 10, 2019 12:40
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I'll guess an average of 30 minutes per game over 37 games for a total of 1,110 minutes, and maybe 6 goals? So a combined guess of 1,116.
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Aug 10, 2019 12:51
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17 minutes 1 goal
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Aug 10, 2019 12:52
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1012, 5 goals
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Aug 10, 2019 13:30
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Andy Carrol will spend 100 minutes on the pitch this season for ever 1 second he spent on screen in 2005's Goal! So 780 minutes. He won't score at all.
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Aug 10, 2019 13:57
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tarbrush posted:420 oliwan posted:420
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Aug 10, 2019 13:57
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he will play 5 minutes then get injured
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Aug 10, 2019 18:15
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1506. 6 goals.
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Aug 10, 2019 19:31
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1326, with 6 goals. At any other club I'd be dividing this by 10.
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Aug 12, 2019 13:42
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