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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
cuatro a cero

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Well, when it rains it rains as Forrest Gump might say

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Will Lampard make it to Christmas?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




did you know that Frank Lampard is a member of MENSA who should, by rights, get his choice of free transfers from at least five (5) Premier League clubs?

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Super cup will be fun

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Dan James :3:

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Hilarious really

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Chelsea are going to struggle to be relevant this season for sure.. They scream mid table with the squad they have and nothing coming in January.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Chelsea looked shellshocked but even so 4-0 is unbelievably harsh. Couldn't happen to a nicer team lol

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Lampard wasn't even all that good in the championship

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Good on Dan James

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Chelsea couldn't do much this summer but they could have considered not selling their best players and also not breaking the rules so you get a transfer ban, makes you think really.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Now keep the goddamn clean sheet.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Great goal by djamz.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Poolisic

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Pogba

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
You can't let Hazard go for free so he had to be sold...

He literally carried the team's offense last season and now they don't even have Higuain or even Morata so they're so hosed. Giroud won't be able to do it.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

T Bowl posted:

You can't let Hazard go for free so he had to be sold...

He literally carried the team's offense last season and now they don't even have Higuain or even Morata so they're so hosed. Giroud won't be able to do it.

Selling him when you literally can't buy anyone is hilarious

Pulisic looks so far off the pace. Has he been around all preseason?

EvilHawk fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Aug 11, 2019

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

Poolisic

Twitter now in meltdown that he's joined a bad team who can't play to his level and the lack of support is going to stunt his career.

We've got a full on new Jozy for the season and I'm hype. Is BigSoccer still a thing?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

EvilHawk posted:

Pulisic looks so far off the pass. Has he been around all preseason?

No, because of the Gold Cup, but still this has been really piss poor

peanut- posted:

Twitter now in meltdown that he's joined a bad team who can't play to his level and the lack of support is going to stunt his career.

We've got a full on new Jozy for the season and I'm hype. Is BigSoccer still a thing?

you betcha

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Jozy Pulisic

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
1 bad teams lmao

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I pray to the forums gods for deluded American fans hyping up a us manatee player again so we can have new fun threads

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

peanut- posted:

Twitter now in meltdown that he's joined a bad team who can't play to his level and the lack of support is going to stunt his career.

We've got a full on new Jozy for the season and I'm hype. Is BigSoccer still a thing?

Post some tweets

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



All 3 of those goals were pretty much length of the field counters. :thunk:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Maguire was real good today. Wan-Bissaka too.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Mr. Mambold posted:

All 3 of those goals were pretty much length of the field counters. :thunk:
Pogba the difference basically

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Four goals and a clean sheet, who the gently caress is this team?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

peanut- posted:

Twitter now in meltdown that he's joined a bad team who can't play to his level and the lack of support is going to stunt his career.

We've got a full on new Jozy for the season and I'm hype. Is BigSoccer still a thing?

Hell yes

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I don't actually know about big soccer

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Pulisic trying to tip his teammates to see if he can get better service

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Fat frank can’t hack it

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

I do not like this new competent looking United side, no sir.

Hopefully it's more a case of Chelsea making GBS threads the bed.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
amazing to think this is Manchester United

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Wan Bissaka good

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Shrapnig posted:

Four goals and a clean sheet, who the gently caress is this team?

A team playing against Frank Lampard’s Chelsea.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
I knew Chelsea were going to be bad this year but WOOF

And I want to support Pulisic but other than a couple of nice touches in the attacking third, that was not a promising performance

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
SERVICE

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




dunno what I want to see more, Yanks raging about Pulisic or the British media's Fat Frank apologetics

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