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Resting Lich Face posted:There's such a thing as a reasonable middle ground. what the gently caress
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Chinatown posted:what the gently caress he's a pats fan. gently caress him
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Aug 11, 2019 23:42
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Tom Brody can go to hell forever for not returning my mower.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Tom Brody can go to hell forever for not returning my mower. 
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Aug 12, 2019 00:04
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Tom Brady makes out with his teenage sons
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Aug 12, 2019 00:26
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did i mention that Tom Bardy and i are birthday buddies??? its true
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free hubcaps posted:did i mention that Tom Bardy and i are birthday buddies??? its true do you make out with your teenage son too?
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Resting Lich Face posted:There's such a thing as a reasonable middle ground. Eerily familiar phrase to recite when interacting with Pats and Brady fans.
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Aug 12, 2019 00:30
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he also has some whackjob trainer thats a total tweeb
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The FTC sanctioned Alex Guerrero for pretending to be a doctor on TV in 2005 so evidently his training gives people premature brain worms
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Chinatown posted:He's bad. Hell yeah, gently caress that rear end in a top hat
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The Bananana posted:Hell yeah, gently caress that rear end in a top hat
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roarpower posted:do you make out with your teenage son too? only when he has finished all of his homework
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Chinatown posted:he also has some whackjob trainer thats a total tweeb What's a tweeb
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JK Fresco posted:What's a tweeb turn off your monitor
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Laslow posted:My friend is a Giants fan and any time he complains about Eli, I have to remind him that he’s a true American hero and should have the starting job forever Eli's first two wishes from the monkey paw he found were both to to beat Tom Brady in the superbowl, and the curse was "but you still won't get any respect". His third wish was to keep his starting QB job and the monkey paw added "...forever!"
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500 good dogs posted:turn off your monitor wasted
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JK Fresco posted:What's a tweeb Just rereg now, again.
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also the team owner got a massage parlor handjob on the day of a playoff game before leaving on his private jet lol
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Burt Sexual posted:Just rereg now, again. free nooner or something
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Chinatown posted:also the team owner got a massage parlor handjob on the day of a playoff game before leaving on his private jet lol Wasn’t that the second time he went in two days and the one time the old owner she joined in too and he ate her out? I feel like I’m right
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Drone_Fragger posted:Maybe tom brady should of spent less time *looks at notebook* deflating balls and more time *squints* eating his teammates asses. Finally a rational opinion.
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I'm mostly just surprised that Brady's body hasn't molecularlly succumbed to all of the bleach Alex Guerrero is funneling up his rear end in a top hat.
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No One: Tom Brady: TrY mY bRaIn MiLk
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roarpower posted:I hate the Giants but Eli has as many superbowl wins as Payton. The world was a better place when Eli had more rings than Payton. In fact, when Payton won that second ring, that's when our timeline got loving DARK.
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The footballer or the Mortal Kombat player? because one of those dudes is awesome
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Tom Brady has one son who doesn't like sports and he made a huge deal out of it like there was something wrong with him. He pretty much said his other son who likes sports is an emotional cripple who doesn't express himself and strongly implied that he likes him better. Basically he hates one of his sons because he acts like a total queer who doesn't like straight stuff like repression and piling on top of a bunch of hot sweaty men in tight pants and then naked in one big room and showering together. He loving talked about this in public and acted like doing non-sports things that one of his kids likes is an annoying chore. He's also a personal friend of Donald Trump, which makes sense because Trump is also attracted to one of his kids.
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I'm not going to gently caress tom brady, because he might enjoy it.
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I also hope Jimmy G loving destroys any records Brady holds. Slim to no chance, but I can dream.
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Tom Brady makes sure to score as many TDs as he can because his dad kisses him on the lips when he does
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Which one is he?
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luchajones posted:Which one is he? He's the middle son, the top right (older son) is Jim from the Office, hth
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Giant_Pupils posted:There’s a special guillotine with 6 blades reserved just for him. They would all fall but somehow break off before they hit him and fly in separate directions killing his executioners while one cut the rope tying his hands. He would then walk over to his son and give him a deep passionate kiss on the mouth. Such is the life of Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
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To be fair, it seems like his kid makes the first move
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Mnoba posted:you are right, i should totally make out with my kids like tom brady Mnoba’s son: “daddy may I have a hug?” Knobs to himself: “jeez this fuckin twerp is trying to get in my fuckin pants over here yiiiikes!”
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Pickwick High posted:To be fair, it seems like his kid makes the first move Recently, I saw a car commercial where a father was dropping off his kid at school and he called him over and the kid planted one right on his face, but it was tastefully covered up by the car-seat. I betcha $100 internet dollars that the kiss was on the lips, and $1000 internet dollars that it's all Tom Brady's fault.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Mnoba’s son: “daddy may I have a hug?” This is just every dad from the 1950s.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Mnoba’s son: “daddy may I have a hug?” "Knobs," LOL!
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gently caress all boston sports teams forever OP.
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I don't know poo poo about him but I'm just presuming he has been in hot water for domestic violence, rape, or some other lovely stuff. Seems like that kind of sports person.
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