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So I don't know exactly how DVD making works, but I would assume copy protection costs extra and Back Woods (2001) has it
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Len posted:So I don't know exactly how DVD making works, but I would assume copy protection costs extra and Back Woods (2001) has it I'm pretty sure it's baked into the format ala Blu-ray. It's just been defeated for so long we don't even notice it.
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Due to an indecent at my work, I found out one of our less coherrant customers used to be an model and actor. She had been in Playboy and Howard Stern. Though the thing that is relevant to this thread is the movie she was on Cannibal Rollerbabes https://youtu.be/m9z3eCQt8QQ Probably one of the worst movies ever made, this canucksploitation was made in 1997 and somehow looks like it was made 20 years earlier. Also with a name like Cannibal Rollerbabes you'd think it had lots of blood and boobs in it and has neither. Well, at least on the level the name suggests.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't want to skate too close to public Yuj Wang ... Leroy (as Jug Wang DDS)
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here, generally speaking, but if that were to get ripped and uploaded somewhere, what you do in PMs is your own business.
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I forgot about this movie until recently, but "Terror On Tour" is pretty https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081619/ I had it on VHS I think back in the 90s after buying it used from a video rental place. Basically, its a band called "The Clowns", and one of the members (or maybe its a roadie?) likes to kill groupies. As I recall its because they're sluts or something. FRom IMDB: A rock band called "The Clowns" comes under suspicion of murder when several prostitutes are killed by individuals made up like members of the band. Sounds about right from the last time I saw it. Memorable line from the movie: A prostitue, or groupie or whatever, just gets boned by one or more members of the group before the killer shows up. She sees the killer, who is dressed as a member:  Are you next? (whispering) No.... YOU'RE NEXT!! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhSADFG<EARV:QTEP{BQE:PNT<!!
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I watched a movie the other day called "Hide in the Light" it was about a group of Urbex late 20somethings breaking into an orphanage that was closed because of weird happenings and demons. If you want to watch a group of trespassers get just absolutely wrecked by a demon practice his Castle Doctrine rights it's an okay watch
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Just finished watching Deadly Attraction on Tubi, and woof, that was terrible. I started it this morning, broke off after twenty minutes or so, and finished it after work. Garbage-rear end Lifetime-wannabe exploitation film about a guy who's a real rear end in a top hat. Antagonizes his family, gets in 'winner moves out' fistfights with his dad, does deals with a dwarf loan shark, has the hots for his mom (and sets her up to get raped when she's like 'What the gently caress is wrong with you?'), and hangs around a nearly undecorated apartment set trading stories with his dipshit friends. The movie also uses date rape for jokes. And after all this edge-attempting bullshit, it pulls a Jesus redemption for the main rear end in a top hat. And then the final scene is his mom accidentally shooting the infant son of the Christian woman he's linked up with, and the kid blankly looking around as people do terrible acting jobs around his fake-blood-spattered body. It's been a long time since I saw a bad movie in which I couldn't pick out any redeeming features, but aside from some decent camera-work, I've got nothing for this one. e: Oh, and the opening credits are in Papyrus font. Darthemed has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Aug 18, 2020 |
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I really enjoyed the detail in Sharktopus vs Whalewolf that the good guy was able to identify that Whalewolf is a genetically modified former baseball player he lost a lot of money betting on just because of how poorly Whalewolf swung a pipe trying to murder his friend. Seemed kind of unnecessary to use that fact to lure him to a baseball stadium for the final fight with Sharktopus and subsequent airstrike, but i'll allow it. Honestly I didn't think the pipe swing was that bad, it just seemed weird to use that instead of your orca/werewolf jaws capable of biting people in half. The one before that (Sharktopus vs Pteracuda) was very disappointing in comparison. Pteracuda was just a pterodactyl with bigger teeth and was more of a cyborg than a real monster. Sharktopus also seemed like an afterthought in Whalewolf, but in this one the conflict felt especially forced. Why didn't pteracuda just fly away from sharktopus instead of trying to fight him?
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If anyone else posted that I would call bullshit on the baseball player turned whalewolf.
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Marcade posted:If anyone else posted that I would call bullshit on the baseball player turned whalewolf. he went to the de-aging clinic to try and get good again and the doctor with a horribly faked german accent thought just turning him into a werewolf was too boring so she added some orca DNA. I was on a work call for some of the explanation as to why any of this would make him good at baseball again so if you're thinking "that doesn't make sense", I agree. The doctor met her demise after Whalewolf found dog adoption flyers in her folder and heard her talking about taking him to the pound to be put down. Kind of makes you feel bad for Whalewolf - he went through all that and not only gets kicked to the curb by his creator, but some weird shark octopus creature keeps trying to eat him and then he gets blown up by the air force. e: here's whalewolf by the way. He has the hair from when he was a human I think: 
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yeah I eat rear end posted:he went to the de-aging clinic to try and get good again and the doctor with a horribly faked german accent thought just turning him into a werewolf was too boring so she added some orca DNA. Reminds me of that Batman TAS episode where an athlete takes super steroids mixed with timber wolf hormones and becomes a werewolf.
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The whalewolf looks disturbingly like someone's fursona.
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Marcade posted:The whalewolf looks disturbingly like someone's fursona. when I googled for an image of it there seemed like a pretty large amount of drawings of him, so I wouldn't be surprised. The only other alternative explanation is that a lot of people watched and liked this movie enough to do fanart of it and...well...it's got to be a fursona.
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By the way, if any of you need some quality entertainment while working from home tomorrow, syfy has another pretty decent lineup, kicking it off with Trailer Park Shark at 730, then ozark sharks, then the classic Ghost Shark, then atomic shark. The only one that I haven't seen more than once is ozark sharks so i'm not too excited, but I can't just not watch them all again. This week has been a return to their true form but unfortunately it seems very temporary. On Saturday they are going back to playing bourne movies and gone in 60 seconds etc...that's not syfy, syfy. More whalewolfs, please.
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Schubalts posted:Reminds me of that Batman TAS episode where an athlete takes super steroids mixed with timber wolf hormones and becomes a werewolf. BTAS had so many furry transformation mutagens that by Batman Beyond they're a commercially available recreational drug. (which gets banned because drugs r bad mkay)
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My favorite part of Atomic Shark is the guy sending his girlfriend off to suicide bomb the atomic shark with dynamite and just as he's about to touch the wire to the battery to detonate it, he just...screws the whole plan by clumsily letting the wire slip out of his hand and fall into the ocean. Wasn't a great plan anyway.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I really enjoyed the detail in Sharktopus vs Whalewolf that the good guy was able to identify that Whalewolf is a genetically modified former baseball player he lost a lot of money betting on just because of how poorly Whalewolf swung a pipe trying to murder his friend. Seemed kind of unnecessary to use that fact to lure him to a baseball stadium for the final fight with Sharktopus and subsequent airstrike, but i'll allow it. Honestly I didn't think the pipe swing was that bad, it just seemed weird to use that instead of your orca/werewolf jaws capable of biting people in half. How the gently caress are these real sentences?
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The fanatic was far far better than expected It started real strong with genuine effective cringe from the main character and significant character development through the movie. The autism poo poo could have been toned down just a bit too The "antagonist" really felt three dimensional, which added to the sense of intrusion into the life of a celebrity The last third really fell flat and was at an 11 when a 4 would have been appropriate Having a large heavily socially impaired man break into your house and behave as a super fan is terrifying enough , you didn't need a slasher film reenactment and mild torture porn That the film doesn't really have a strong storyline kinda worked in a "Hollywood is grimy here's a story " kinda way I wouldn't mind seeing another durst film if he makes one
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I didn't know Fred Durst was making movies now. First he's a singer, then he starts acting (population 436), now he's directing movies? He can really do it all.
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On the subject of awful movies. I'm probably going to watch both jaws 3 and 4 in the not too distant future.
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I also watched "Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever" And that was a poo poo film A poorly explained infight within the FBI, involving a smuggled nano kill drone and the allegedly killed wife of a protagonist You never quite workout who is fight who and why and what is at each other's disposal Lucy Liu has infinite guns and the bad guy has infinite goons The whole thing felt like it was trying to copy the matrix and have a baby driver style thing going on with the music but it doesn't work at all On the positive The film has a habit of actually showing the stunts real good Here at 1:30 https://youtu.be/K-PxME5uIE4 You actually follow the stuntman down to the Ground, and there are other moments where you see the stunt in the entirety
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I kind of feel like Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever was trying to do a Shoot 'Em Up/Crank thing, but it was too early, too janky and not tongue-in-cheek enough to be received that way e: Like I don't feel like it fully deserves the reputation it has as just being a complete trash fire, it's bad but I've genuinely seen worse big-budget Hollywood movies that were received better
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i truly hope you aren't implying crank is bad. Crank (and crank 2) being really really good is one of the hills i'm fully willing to die on.
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I just watched Man Vs on prime. It's about not-Bear Grylls squaring off against an alien in the Canadian wilderness. But I wasn't expecting the alien was watching him and learning how to survive. It used the same energy drink can to start a fire, built the same style shelter, and made traps as demonstrated. And then it turns out this was a lost alien and there was a full on invasion that crippled Earth in 97 minutes.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:i truly hope you aren't implying crank is bad. Crank (and crank 2) being really really good is one of the hills i'm fully willing to die on. ...no? I'm not partial to the first Crank (Crank 2 is good though) but my point was more that, like Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a movie where the plot, characters, and etc are very blatantly just a vehicle to get from crazy action sequence to crazy action sequence, and I kind of suspect the reason it's regarded as "OMG WORST MOVIE EVER" and not "meh" is because critics in 2001-2002 didn't know what the gently caress they were looking at with this release it a decade later and that's what about a third of the action genre looks like
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Well I watched Jaws 3 (D!!!) last night. Even though this had better box office returns, I think its the worst of the four. There was a few things that made me think 'why the gently caress did they do that'? or 'How the gently caress could that actually happen'? Like when a 35 foot shark was somehow able to turn around in a tunnel that was probably not more than 15 feet in diameter. Or why the poo poo did that guy make so many dumb rear end decisions? Money, I guess is the answer to the second question, but still what the fuckin poo poo? But gently caress, I dunno. I guess its just a crappy movie that still made money. Comments about Jaws THE REVENGE!!!!1 coming up soonish. Maybe tomorrow if I can stay away from the pub tonight. E: I also noticed a guy in the movie had a shirt that said "let a gargoyle sit on your face". I thought that was probably some sort of sexual reference covertly slipped in there, but apparently its just an ad for Gargoyle Sunglasses. Never heard of them, but maybe they were popular in 1983 or something. wesleywillis has a new favorite as of 17:22 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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Yeah, the shades Arnold wore in the first Terminator were Gargoyles.
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wesleywillis posted:Well I watched Jaws 3 (D!!!) last night. Even though this had better box office returns, I think its the worst of the four. Is Jaw 3 the one where its in an Aquarium? I always forget that is a Jaws movie, rather than some other random killer shark movie.
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Jaws 3 takes place in Orlando's seaworld. Had the underwater walkway that gave me claustrophobic nightmares as a child.
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^^^Yeah, the one in the Sea World. Watched Jaws THE REVENGE last night. It was pretty crappy, but I guess I still like that poo poo. Jake was probably my favorite character, though Hoagie was up there too. The version I have on DVD is the one where the shark blows up after being impaled in the broken bowsprit of the boat they're in. There was another version of course, where the shark just dies or whatever. But explosions are cool I guess. One thing that always annoyed the poo poo out of me is that people are always like PLOT HOLE, OMG JAKE GETS EATEN BY TEH SHARK AND THEN HE'S ALIVE AGAIN WHAT THE poo poo!!?? I remember the version where he's not found floating in the water after they kill the shark. But anyway, is it really that much of a plot hole? The shark bites his rear end and takes him away, but then spits him out a few minutes later. He's wounded but not dead. Jaws wasn't trying to kill him, he just got in the fuckin way. And like Jake mentioned earlier in the movie, Jaws probably just prefers white meat. In one shot where he's in the sharks mouth, being taken away under water, you can still see him struggling, so he's obviously not dead immediately. I remember when I first saw the movie, it came out in 1987 and I think I had the hots for Judith Barsi. We were both the same age, but her dad was crazy and killed her. 
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How many more direct to video "sequels" to american pie are we, the bad movie watching audience, going to tolerate? How many previously unheard of siblings of Stifler are going to show up? How many more times are college kids going to make a bet involving winning someone over/banging them? Why do the people who keep doing that always tell everyone about the bet, ensuring they are going to swoop in with 20 minutes left in the movie to tell their romantic interest about the bet? it was called girls rules or whatever it was garbage
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American Pie sequels sound like Land Before Time sequels.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:American Pie sequels sound like Land Before Time sequels. This one was kind of unique in that they actually tried to make a connection. They kept showing pies during the sex scenes. Nobody banged the pies but that's at least more than they usually do where it's entirely "here's another one of stiflers brothers lol he likes to party". That's still what this one boiled down to, but they at least tried to make more of a connection to the original movies with actual actors.
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Isn't Eugene Levy in a surprising number of them?
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muscles like this! posted:Isn't Eugene Levy in a surprising number of them? He was in a couple of them after the main series died, like the band camp one etc. Not this one though. This was pure "here's a random girl who is related to stifler", and that and the random sensual pie shots were the only connection to the series.
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I guess they aren't straight to video, but I wish they'd gently caress off with the Fast and Furious sequels.
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They just announced that after the next one there will only be two more for the mainline series. This will bring it up to 11 total.
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