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My weakness is bad found footage movies and boy howdy have I seen a few. I'll go to bat for the Bad Ben series. The first one had a single actor in it who filmed in his house. He wanted to make a horror movie and when the actor he hired backed out Nigel said gently caress it and did it himself. It's about a grumpy middle aged man from New Jersey who buys a house at a Sheriff Sale and it ends up being haunted. He has since made 5 sequels and a cartoon short that he animated himself (don't watch this it's bad in the unfun ways). A seventh movie is in the works where Tom Riley Paranormal Investigator has become an Uber driver and gets attacked by more ghosts. Parched Found footage film where a group of college students take a road trip to an abandoned house and unintentionally drink infected water from a stream that turns them slowly insane and murderous - but this is no accident. Turns out one of the students lived in a house that got their water from the very stream and is the only survivor. She brought the group out there to get revenge by killing these kids I'll have to go through my watch history because there's some real winners in there whose names I can't remember. There was one that the only thing I remember is that a good 2/3rds of it are two women screaming in fear.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Speaking of people who have watched terrible sequels...a mystery i've never been able to solve is what even is starship troopers 2? I know it exists, but I've never seen it, and you can find plenty of opinions about the third one, but opinions about the 2nd one are harder t o find. Is it just that bland that nobody cares? It was a sci-fi horror movie that they changed during production to be a starship troopers movie is all I know
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Aug 15, 2019 01:36
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I didn't find out until recently that Back Woods was a front page movie. But I have a copy and it's A Thing. My dad found it at the Dollar Tree back in 04 or 05 and wasn't able to finish it but the dumbass teenagers we were thought it was hilarious. It's not a good movie but 15 years later it still has lines that stick out in memory
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Aug 15, 2019 02:47
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mojo1701a posted:Most of us know about the Arnold Schwarzenegger super smash hit holiday classic Jingle All the Way, but how many of us know there was a direct-to-dvd "sequel" Jingle All the Way 2, starring Larry the Cable Guy? It's been on my to watch list for awhile but I haven't seen it on Netflix or Prime and I'm not about to pay extra for it
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Aug 16, 2019 15:41
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yeah I eat rear end posted:come on, at the early climax you had the perfect opportunity for him to say the movie name. But he says "it's a zombie tsunami" and not tidal wave. What a missed opportunity. Zombie Tsunami is also a better title
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Aug 18, 2019 02:23
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So I have never seen a Sharknado movie. Hulu has The Last Sharknado: It's About Time and the screenshot they show has a woman wearing a suit of armor, white man with a chainsaw, a cowgirl, sharks, a tornado, and a dinosaur. Is this a series I should actually watch?
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Aug 18, 2019 18:30
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 Movie poster like this it could be very very good Or very very bad
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Aug 18, 2019 22:11
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I don't think I've ever seen a Tara Reid movie. The only thing I know about her is that a girl I knew in high school broke her computer downloading "Tara Reid porn" from limewire
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Aug 18, 2019 23:00
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yeah I eat rear end posted:well, i'm going to start my trial and pray that I don't forget to cancel it before my free month is over (I probably will, and the "being a paid subscriber to pureflix" mark will always be upon my soul). I think that gets you right into Heaven though
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Aug 22, 2019 00:54
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My favorite part is the description when you google it: Because it didn't actually come out in 2017
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Aug 27, 2019 01:26
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Has anyone watched A Karate Christmas Miracle yet?
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Dec 6, 2019 01:02
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Can I get a mod ruling on sharing a movie I found at Dollar Tree back in highschool? It's garbage in every way but I'm pretty sure it isn't legally on any service and more people should experience this monstrosity https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0270847/ I will rip it and share the link if given the greenlight
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Jul 25, 2020 15:42
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It's not good in any way it's 100% bad. But I found out David C Hayes still offers it for sale, his website links to an Amazon posting Also he made a sequel https://abnormalent.blogspot.com/2020/01/back-woods-2-mamas-beefbilly-jamboree.html?m=1 And his website is eye searingly bad
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That's fair, I didn't realize it was still legally available until after I posted that. I personally wouldn't pay the  David C Hayes is asking for it but if you want to experience a thing that's always an optionEdit: yeah I eat rear end I don't have plat but if you post an email we can work out a thing, I'd love to get your thoughts on this thing Len has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Jul 25, 2020 |
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Jul 25, 2020 18:30
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So I don't know exactly how DVD making works, but I would assume copy protection costs extra and Back Woods (2001) has it
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Jul 25, 2020 20:54
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https://www.somethingawful.com/movie-reviews/back-woods/1/
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Jul 26, 2020 19:39
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I watched a movie the other day called "Hide in the Light" it was about a group of Urbex late 20somethings breaking into an orphanage that was closed because of weird happenings and demons. If you want to watch a group of trespassers get just absolutely wrecked by a demon practice his Castle Doctrine rights it's an okay watch
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Aug 15, 2020 18:37
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I just watched Man Vs on prime. It's about not-Bear Grylls squaring off against an alien in the Canadian wilderness. But I wasn't expecting the alien was watching him and learning how to survive. It used the same energy drink can to start a fire, built the same style shelter, and made traps as demonstrated. And then it turns out this was a lost alien and there was a full on invasion that crippled Earth in 97 minutes.
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Sep 13, 2020 22:02
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I'm watching a movie called Caroushell right nowSynopsis for CarousHell: posted:
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Nov 14, 2020 04:32
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Caroushell was a pro watch, I followed that up with Obamaland and shut it off after like 20 minutes? Right now watching the Dora the Explorer movie and it is a ride
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Nov 21, 2020 01:22
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https://youtu.be/YBUwi9eXtXM
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May 16, 2021 03:12
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's very rare that a movie trailer makes me smile that hard. I will not die before seeing this, it is imperative. We're 40 minutes into it and it's so good
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May 16, 2021 03:20
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Of course why wouldn't pants be weak to Bollywood music. it makes them dance. it's so obvious!
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I found a movie on Prime called Dawn of the Beast which is apparently about a group of grad students getting between a Bigfoot/wendigo fight Slamming that watch now button Edit: Bigfoot horror movies are underrated Len has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Aug 22, 2021 |
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