yeah I eat rear end posted:

Romantic comedies such as Christian Mingle are more hit or miss. Just watch one and if you like it keep going down the "because you watched" rabbit hole and you will have a valuable life experience, and may just end up learning something about yourself on the way.

mojo1701a posted:

I downloaded this gem: Christmas with a Capital C, starring Married... with Children's Ted McGinley as a small-town Alaskan mayor who goes up against his old high school rival, played by Daniel Baldwin. He's the cold-hearted big-city atheist lawyer who's come in to be a Grinch and knock down all of the town's Christmas decorations, and replace them with... "Happy Holidays".

Pastry of the Year posted:

Thundercracker posted:

My personal contribution is Armageddon Code 2: Megiddo. It's the biggest budget modern Christian action movie I've ever seen. And soooo schlocky. Like the Christian president cocking a pistol while reciting "The Lord giveths *kok* The Lord taketh"

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The first 15 minutes or so of God's not Dead 3 held my interest, i was wondering why the bird thought it was so bad, but after the guy died from the fire I am starting to get it. It started dragging HARD after that.

I mean they brought in a little backhoe thing to demolish a church? Just one, maybe two? I'm pretty sure you need heavier equipment than that to demolish a condemned building.

also this guy has the ugliest color of green paint in his house and it's bugging me. who even sells vomit green paint

yeah I eat rear end posted:

yeah the smug is definitely off the charts. There is a scene with a black preacher in the last half hour that puts him in his place and points out that he's had to deal with a lot more poo poo than this guy did, but it was dismissed with basically like "i acknowledge your point but the rest of my sentence will be all about me, indicating that I clearly don't acknowledge your point".

There are so many scenes where the clear intent is showing this reverend as some kind of martyr when actually he's just an annoying guy who doesn't want to lose his cash cow. Toward the end he's running emotionally through the streets and wow, he gets winded right in front of the burnt church just when he is so desperate for answers, and wow, he gets them in some cheesy scene where he's basically floating in space.

that's where I am right now, there's still 17 minutes left but I know what's coming - cheesy forgiveness scenes, the church reopens, the protestors repent and accept christ as their savior.

e: yeah he forgives the guy who kills the black dude and alters his testimony to make sure he gets a lenient sentence. He rolls up in his prius to the church to religious (white) protestors on one side with god's not dead sign and "the church must go" (black) protestors on the other. He then surrenders the church and drops charges against the murderer, causing the black counter-protestors to stop and think maybe he's not so bad after all

Riatsala posted:

Bad animated movies are 100% my poo poo

To that end, I'm currently watching Food Fight and it is excruciating

yeah I eat rear end posted:

So I set up pureflix on my TV (it's kind of weird how they call all their movies "assets" instead of "movies") finally and chose to watch "Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End" first, to keep the tone light in the morning.

I feel like it's supposed to be kind of like Mad Max, except during the rapture and it's also terrible? There's a bunch of (apparently redneck) bikers and the leader, "Hawg", likes to bash brave christians on the head with a comically oversized hammer. Now the husband refuses to pray with his wife on the phone, which apparently is triggering armageddon.

This is great. There's apparently 4 of these things.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

can we take a moment to admire this guy's hat (only picture I could find of it no idea who the dude on the left is):



is wearing your hat like that actually a thing or is it only in post-apocalyptic anti-christian outlaw biker gangs?

rydiafan posted:

https://film.avclub.com/how-can-you-not-check-out-a-movie-called-the-velocipast-1837383938

I feel like everyone in this thread needs to watch this movie immediately. For the love of God, just look at the final fight scene that's embedded in the article.

Behind Maslow posted:

Evil Toons (1992)


Trailer: https://youtu.be/J7othu6spYY

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0099524/

A group of hot girls are hired to clean out a house. They find a book that looks like the necronomicon. They read from the book which releases a cartoon demon. Said demon sexually assaults one of the girls, morphs into her, starts to kill the others who often get naked. Oh, David Caradine is there too.