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A pet is a domesticated animal that lives with people, but is not forced to work and is not eaten, in most instances.

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A pet is a domesticated animal that lives with people, but is not forced to work and is not eaten, in most instances.

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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
"what a lovely pet" I cackle as I get out my knife and fork.



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Friendship means familiar and liking of each other's mind.

People who are friends talk to each other and spend time together. They also help each other when they are in trouble or are hurt. Friends are people that can be looked up to and trusted. Usually friends have similar interests. A friend is one who admires a person's skill and helps or encourages them to make the right choices and do not get into any trouble at all.

The strength of the bond of friendship between two people can vary. If the bond is very strong, they are called best friends. This can usually be achieved by possessing the elements of friendship, by being kind, generous, loyal, honest and by having fun. With these qualities you can truly enjoy the bliss of friendship.

There are expectations, demands and complaints in friendship too. If friends don't match with your expectations, it does not mean you will break the friendship. It is all about understanding, realizing and helping whenever possible.

Friendship is both good and necessary. Man cannot live all alone. He is a social being. He needs someone to share his joys and sorrows. Generally, it is only people of similar age, character and background, mentality, etc., who can understand him and his problems. Friends are needed for support and for sharing and not for murdering and cannibalizing, in most instances.

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A pet is a domesticated animal that lives with people, but is not forced to work and is not eaten, in most instances.

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you've never heard of the "implication"?

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Friendship is both good and necessary. Man cannot live all alone.

okay so um now it's not funny and getting real



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A weed is a plant that people think is bad, because it is growing in the wrong place.

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A Lord (Laird in some Scottish contexts) is a person who has power and authority. Women will usually (but not universally) take the title 'Lady' instead of Laird or Lord, but there is an example of a female Lord: Lord of Mann, the ruler of the Isle of Man. The territory belonging to a lord is often called a lordship. Lords as a group are a peerage.

The word actually comes from the Old Englishforms for "loaf" (bread) and "ward" (used to mean "protector", although today it means "one who is protected"). So a lord or "loaf ward" was originally "the one who protected the loaf". A mesne lord was a lord in the feudal system who had vassals who held land from him, but who was himself the vassal of a higher lord.[1] The one who ruled over mesne lords was sometimes called an overlord.[1]This higher lord was sometimes the king.[1]

In a religious context, The Lord means God, mainly by the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Islam, and Christianity).

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simple english wikipedia has lost its drat mind. simple english wikipedia, what is your defense?

Many psychopaths are charming and often manage to have superficial ties with other people. They use other people for their own benefit. Psychopaths often show other antisocial behaviour as well, including sadism, violence and deception. They are very selfish and discard people whom they have no further use for. They tend to have many children by many partners.[1]

and if the number of children can be used to gauge how twisted & hosed up a psychopath is, how many children do you have, simple english wikipedia?

One million (1,000,000), or one thousand thousand, is the natural number after 999,999 and before 1,000,001. The name is derived from Italian, where "mille" was 1,000, and 1,000,000 became a "milione", as 'a large thousand'.


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In civil proceedings and criminal prosecutionsunder the common law, a defendant may raise a defense (or defence) in an attempt to avoid criminal or civil liability. It is an answer, made by a defendant to a plaintiff's action or a denial of a prosecutor's charges.[1] It is also an answer in equity.[2]

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The last bit of that article reads like it's part of an ongoing argument.

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The last bit of that article reads like it's part of an ongoing argument.

two wikipedians, in love, silently arguing through edits to the page on "female orgasm - myth?"



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sand is the collection of large rocks that were smashed into very tiny rocks. there are a lot of them, but not as many as there are stars in the universe. sometimes that is a lot to think about. etymologists argue that the term sand is linked to it being found in between sea and land.

an etymologist is someone who studies where words come from. when they are not discussing the word “etymologist” they can be found discussing other words. for example, an etymologist might ask something like “where did the word sand come from?” and it is up to them to find out.

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Cats were probably first kept because they ate mice, and this is still their main 'job' in farms throughout the world. Later they were kept because they are friendly and good companions.

A cat is sometimes called a kitty. A young cat is called a kitten. A female cat that has not had its sex organs removed is called a queen. A male cat that has not had its sex organs removed is called a tom.



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Heather Papps

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Heather Papps posted:

Cats were probably first kept because they ate mice, and this is still their main 'job' in farms throughout the world. Later they were kept because they are friendly and good companions.

A cat is sometimes called a kitty. A young cat is called a kitten. A female cat that has not had its sex organs removed is called a queen. A male cat that has not had its sex organs removed is called a tom.

Cats cannot taste sweet foods (with sugar) because of a mutation (change) in their ancestors which removed the ability to taste sweet things.

Cats are quiet and well-behaved animals, making them popular pets. Young kittens are playful.

Cats only mate when the queen is "in heat". Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last 4 to 6 days.[15] Mating in cats is a spectacular event. Several toms may be attracted to a queen in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[16] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger[17] for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes. once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[15]



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Heather Papps

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Cats only mate when the queen is "in heat". Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last 4 to 6 days.[15] Mating in cats is a spectacular event. Several toms may be attracted to a queen in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[16] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger[17] for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes. once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[15]

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Animal husbandry is the care and breeding of animals, particularly livestock. People have done this for a very long time; it is much older than agriculture. Nomadic people and people In rural areas often teach their children how to care for their animals. 4-H is an organization that also teaches children in the United Stateshow to raise and care for farm animals.[1]

Some people who specialize in animal husbandry try to make sure that the animals are well cared for, while others try to make sure that the animals cost as little as possible to raise.

Examples of animal husbandry are:

Beekeeping

Dog breeding

Farming

Horse breeding

Pig farming

Raising cattle

Sheep farming

Animal husbandry includes domestication of animals to obtain animal products (like milk, meat, wool, leather), and use them for transportation.

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Princess Peach's looks are different than what they used to be. In her first game, Super Mario Bros. (1985), she had red hair and her dress was white. She had dark red hair in Super Mario Bros. 2 (1986). In Super Mario World (1991), her looks changed. She had yellow hair. In the Mario sport series games, she wears different dresses because she cannot play well in her normal, long, pink dress.

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Beekeeping or apiculture is the farming of honeybees.

Uses

The keeping of bees is usually, and has been in the past, for honey. That is becoming less true. Instead, it is more used for crop pollination and other products. These are wax and propolis.

There is only one queen bee in each hive and she is bigger than the rest. She lays all the eggs, which makes all the other bees in the hive her daughters and sons. However, they do not control the hive.

Types of beekeeping

The largest beekeeping operations are agricultural businesses that are operated for profit. Some people also have small beekeeping operations that they do as a hobby. Urban beekeeping is a growing trend, and some have found that "city bees" are actually healthier than "rural bees" because there are fewer pesticides and greater biodiversity.[1]

Threats

Colony Collapse Disorder is a growing problem, along with mites.

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A hand is the part of the body at the end of an arm. Most humans have two hands. Each hand usually has four fingers and a thumb. On the inside of the hand is the palm. The five bones inside this part of the hand are called metacarpals. The wrist connects the hand to the arm. The hand has 27 bones including the wrist bones.

When the fingers are all bent tightly, the hand forms a fist. The joints that are the hardest part of the fist are called knuckles. Many other animals, especially other primates, have hands that can hold things. Human hands can do things other hands cannot.

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Cats cannot taste sweet foods (with sugar) because of a mutation (change) in their ancestors which removed the ability to taste sweet things.

Cats are quiet and well-behaved animals, making them popular pets. Young kittens are playful.

Cats only mate when the queen is "in heat". Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last 4 to 6 days.[15] Mating in cats is a spectacular event. Several toms may be attracted to a queen in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[16] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger[17] for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes. once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[15]

*frowns thoughtfully* Well, this is a decent start to the simple English Wikipedia cat article, but there is too little information, for the sort of person who wants a simple and easy-to-understand overview of cats, about how they gently caress, and what's there is not nearly graphic enough. It's a good thing I came along.

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*frowns thoughtfully* Well, this is a decent start to the simple English Wikipedia cat article, but there is too little information, for the sort of person who wants a simple and easy-to-understand overview of cats, about how they gently caress, and what's there is not nearly graphic enough. It's a good thing I came along.

*Furiously taking notes while watching cats in the neighborhood go at it*

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Pornography (or porn) is the name for writing, pictures, and films which feature sex for the sole or primary purpose of arousing people sexually, either to help them masturbate, or to prepare them for sex with a partner.

When, however, writing, images, and movies feature or deal with sex, or images show naked people or persons engaged in a sexual act, not to arouse readers or viewers sexually, but to deal with sex as a reality that is moral, psychological, cultural, or aesthetic, people do not call such works "pornography," but "erotica."[1][2]

In the law of most countries, showing nakedpeople is not called "pornography" unless the people are doing something sexual; even so, material that counts as pornographic may still be legal. When people consider photographs or movies to harm or to disrespect the people depicted or the viewers, or to violate the community's moral or religious standards, they condemn the material as "obscene." Most countries have laws against obscenity. One type of pornography against the law in most countries is child pornography.

Pornography can made in different media. Some ways include photos, drawings, paintings, animations, and movies. Live shows (like sex shows or striptease) are usually not considered pornography. Pornography is made to entertain adults. Many people are involved in the industry of making, selling or showing pornography. People shown in pornographic movies are called pornographic actors (or actresses), and when they attain the popularity to appear in any films, they are called "porn stars."

Just gonna awkwardly shoehorn this into the middle of the article there...

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The future is something that has not happened yet. Once that something has happened, it is called the past. If it is happening now, it is called the present.

Movies, television shows and books that tell made-up stories about the future are often called science fiction, but there is also science fiction which takes place in the past, and fiction that takes place in the future but is not science fiction.

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Th...wha...this isn't simple! :psypop:

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Th...wha...this isn't simple! :psypop:

I mean it is the future. Lots of ins. Lots of outs.

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Latte is a kind of coffee made with espressoand hot milk.

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A butler is a male domestic worker in a large household with several employees.

The butler is the chief servant, responsible for the day-to-day management of the house and the other servants.[1] In a traditional house the butler, who is always male,[2] directs the male servants, while a housekeeper, a woman, directs the female servants. Traditionally, male servants (such as valets and footmen) were better paid and of higher status than female servants.



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House

For House the show, see House (TV series).

A house is a building that is made for people to live in. It is a "permanent" building that is meant to stay standing. It is not easily packed up and carried away like a tent, or moved like a caravan. If people live in the same house for more than a short stay, then they call it their "home". Being without a home is called homelessness.

Houses come in many different shapes and sizes. They may be as small as just one room, or they may have hundreds of rooms. They also are made many different shapes, and may have just one level or several different levels. A house is sometimes joined to other houses at the sides to make a "terrace" or "row house" (a connected row of houses).

A big building with many levels and apartments is called "a block of flats" (British) or an apartment building. One of the differences between a house and an apartment is that a house has a front door to the outside world, whereas the main door of an apartment usually opens onto a passage or landing that can be used by other people in the building.

Houses have a roof to keep off the rain and sun, and walls to keep out the wind and cold. They have window openings to let in light, and a floor. Houses of different countries look different to each other, because of different materials, climate, and styles.



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Contents

1 Types of houses
1.1 Detached house
1.2 Houses in very poor places
In many very poor countries, a lot of people live crowded in houses with only one room. They often have to share a toilet with many other families, and have to do the cooking outside. The house might be made of materials that can be found nearby like mud bricks and grass or from second-hand materials like corrugated iron and cardboard boxes. In many cities there are thousands of small houses crowded together with narrow alleys between them.
1.3 Cottage
1.4 Semi-detached or duplex
1.5 Terraced houses
1.6 Bungalow
1.7 Farmhouse
1.8 Mansion
1.9 Palace
2 What are houses built from?
2.1 Mud and clay
2.2 Fired bricks
2.3 Timber
2.4 Half-timbered houses
2.5 Stone houses
2.6 Making modern houses



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The Japanese horror film House is awesome and I recommend it highly.

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A tooth is one of the hard,white/cream things in your mouth.

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A nail is a hard part of the body at the tip of the fingers and toes, of which most people have ten. Toenails and fingernails are similar, except that toenails grow four times slower. Only certain mammals have nails: mostly, they are found in primates. They are made of the same kind of material (keratin) as the claws of other animals.

Like hair, nails never stop growing. They must be cut from time to time. It does not hurt when you cut your nails. The nails are made up of a protein called keratin. Hair and skin also have keratin. Some people paint their nails to make themselves look nicer. Some nails can grow into the skin. This is called an ingrowing nail. They can hurt, so are often treated through medicine. The cutting and painting of the nails is called a manicure.



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A nail is a metal object with a flat head and a long, sharp tip. A hammer or nail gun is used to put it into another object. It is often used to join two objects together.

The history of the nail came in three periods:

Hand-wrought (forged) nail (pre-history until 19th century)
Cut nail (roughly 1800 to 1914)
Wire nail (roughly 1860 to the present)

Nails date back at least to Ancient Egypt – bronze nails found in Egypt have been dated 3400 BC.[1][2] The Bible has references to nails. King David gave iron to make nails for what would become Solomon's Temple.[3]

The Romans made extensive use of nails. The Roman army left behind seven tons of nails when it evacuated the fortress of Inchtuthil in Perthshire, Scotland, in 86 or 87 AD.



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A hammer is a tool for putting nails into objects such as wood. It has a long handle, and a tip with a flat end for hitting nails. The most common type of hammer (sometimes called a claw hammer) has a curved end (on the other side of the hitting end) for pulling nails out.
A sledgehammer is a hammer that has a longer shaft, and a more massive head. The user can swing it with two hands and apply more force.

Hammers as weapons

Big hammers were sometimes used as weapons. A tiny hammer is also used inside most small arms.



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