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Something Awful is a comedy website and anime forums. People have to pay anime money to join the forums to talk with other people around the anime world. It currently costs $9.95 (Dollars) to join. You must be very polite on these forums, because the anime people are sensitive. They say that paying money makes anime people behave more politely, because if you don't behave nice they take away your anime account and you lose your anime money. [1] Something Awful was started by Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, an anime, in 1999. In March, 2008 Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka left forums management to Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen, in order to focus on operating the main site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fun is a person's time of refreshing his or her body and mind. There are many different forms of recreation which are shaped by individual interests and by environment; a few examples being reading, playing or listening to music, watching movies or TV, drinking, gardening, smoking weed, posting, hunting, hobbies, sports, yobbing, studies, and travel. Public places such as parks, BYOB and beaches are very important for many recreational activities. Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Sep 2, 2019 |
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Dogs are sometimes referred to as "man's best friend" because they are kept as domestic pets and are usually loyal and like being around humans. Dogs like to be petted, but only when they can first see the petter's hand before petting; one should never pet a dog from behind.
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Katana was very important in Japanese society. This sword was thought to be the "soul" of its master. Only a samurai was allowed to have a katana. A simple man with a katana sword could be killed at once.
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Sonic the Hedgehog is a video game character. He is a 15-year old[1] blue hedgehog who can run at the speed of sound. By curling into a ball and spinning quickly, he can do a helpful "Spin Attack" which he uses to defeat the villains and save the day. He has been in many games made by the company Sega, but also in television series, books and comics (published in America by Archie Comics). He has many friends, including Miles "Tails" Prower, a two-tailed fox that can fly by spinning his tails very quickly or Knuckles the Echidna (who is strong, and has been in Sonic games since Sonic the Hedgehog 3). With them, he fights against his arch nemeses Doctor Eggman, an evil scientist attempting to conquer the world.
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bee eater posted:The matrix reloaded is a movie. bad. There is a lot of symbolism in The Matrix. Common sources are Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism (the concept of maya), the ancient philosopher Plato and Plato's Cave, modern philosophers such as Renι Descartes, and modern authors such as William Gibson. Descartes says that maybe humans are brains in jars. A monster is maybe tricking humans. The monster makes humans believe that they are in the real world, but actually humans are simply brains. Humans cannot know what is real.
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Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually don't destroy the part that grows.[2] Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Nothing wrong with growing from the bottom started from the bottom now where here, started from the bottom now the whole team dissapeared, growing from the bottom now where here, started from the bottom and a cow ate our heads.
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Joke From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A joke is something told to make people laugh. There are many kinds of jokes; they can be questions with surprising answers or stories with unexpected endings. The humour of a joke comes from the surprise. Jokes can be about anything. Jokes can be found anywhere: on the Internet, in books or heard from friends. Some jokes are about certain types of people and can hurt people's feelings, for example if they are racist or sexist. Jokes are used in comedy, plays and movies. Jokes could take the form of sarcasm or even try to poke fun at something to get a point across. People sometimes get hurt by jokes at them. If a joke is used to show a problem in someone's thought, it is normally called satire.
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Cannabis is a genus of plant. There are three species: Cannabis sativa, Cannabis indica, and Cannabis ruderalis. The cannabis plant's flowers contain a chemical or drug known as THC (short for tetra-hydro-cannabinol). Smoking or eating the flower can make a person feel euphoric (very good) or sleepy. People in the Persian Empire (what is now Iran) would light giant campfires made of cannabis, exposing themselves and other neighbors to the smoke. The ceremony was known as "the booz-rooz."[6] Effects When a person inhales cannabis smoke or consumes cannabis, he or she may get a feeling called "getting high" or "getting stoned". Cannabis's most common effects include feeling happy, relaxed, tired, silly or scared; having many ideas about what to do; not being able to think clearly (or remember some things at all); and getting hungry (also called getting "the munchies"). Smoking cannabis changes how people think and feel, making it either harder or easier to solve some problems. Some people who take cannabis feel strange or paranoid (worried that something bad is going to happen). Hashish (dried resin) is much more concentrated than cannabis (it includes both leaves and flowers). Because of this, people who take large amounts of hashish may feel even stronger effects. They may also see things or hear things that do not exist (these are called hallucinations). They may also have strange thoughts. Some hashish users like the feeling of these visions and thoughts, while others may find them scary. However, people rarely get hallucinations after smoking or eating cannabis.
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Aug 14, 2019 15:36
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Fresca is a drink produced by Coca-Cola Company. It is made of citrus. The drink is similar to Squirt from 7UP company. holy poo poo you win
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 somehow seeing the hyperlinks makes it funnier to me?
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Nineteen Eighty-Four is a novel written by George Orwell in 1948. The book is about what Orwell thought the world could have looked like in the year 1984. a human being sat down and wrote this and said, yes, this is good writing for idiots to read, but somehow this is like this is the most perfectly constructed joke i have ever seen in my life. i am getting this loving inscribed across my chest in all caps impact bold font tomorrow
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Aug 14, 2019 16:50
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The book is very famous. Many of its ideas are also famous. Among these are Big Brother, Newspeak, Room 101 and unperson. In 2005, Time (a magazine) called it one the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to 2005. send help please this is killing me oh my loving goodness gracious
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Arrakis is a planet that is almost covered in desert. This large desert is very dangerous because it does not have potable (drinkable) water, but mainly because giant worms live in the sand. There are many groups of native humans living there - they are called the Fremen. The Fremen have many rituals that keep water safe. This is important, or they would all die of dehydration (too little water to stay alive).
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In the books, there are the Bene Gesserit sisterhood, a religious group with only women as its members. This is because men do not have the right kind of mind to learn their ways correctly. They have much more control over their minds and bodies than normal people. Their goal is to protect the human race forever. They have a secret goal, which they want to achieve by their breeding program. It is to make a man that can be a Bene Gesserit. They call him the Kwisatz Haderach. They want to use the Kwisatz Haderach to control people more easily. Paui's mother, Lady Jessica, is a member of the sisterhood and trains her son to use mental and physical powers.
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so listen, go to futanari on wikipedia, then look at talk history, and edit/revision history. play a fun game of guess which user was me. also, wiki is interesting but bad in that people who edit and write the articles generally have a vest on and in that vest is their interest in the subjects written down on cards, that are in the vest.
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Etymologies The company's first outlets were named "Tote'm Stores" because customers "toted" (carried) away their purchases. Some stores featured real Alaskan totem poles in front of the store. In 1946, all of their names were changed from Tote'm to 7-Eleven to reflect the company's new, extended hours, 7:00 am to 11:00 pm, seven days per week.[3] In November 1999, the corporate name of the company was changed from The Southland Corporation to 7-Eleven Inc.[4][5]
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 is there such thing as a well that never runs dry?
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Heather Papps posted:is there such thing as a well that never runs dry? 
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Addamere posted:Far too many any% speed runs out there A speedrun is a play-through, or a recording of this play-through of a whole video game or a part of it. The player tries to complete this game as fast as possible. This is done for entertainment and competition. The term is a compound of the words speed and run (run means playing the game here). It is usually used for games which do not have quickly finishing them as one of the main goals. For example, gamers do not "speedrun" a racing game. In those cases the game's standard setting for recording fast times is called a time attack or time trial mode. Speedruns are usually recorded on video tapes (mainly where consoles are concerned), or as a digital file, by the people ("players") who make them. It is recorded for entertainment. It can also be used by others to verify that the players actually completed the game in the time they said that they did. Speedruns were created for entertainment. People who began comparing each others' playing skills through videos exchanged over the Internet started speedruns. People want verifiability to see whether a person followed the rules and thus see whether the run counts as a valid attempt to beat the record.[1] Speedrunning began as a small project. It was started few people who shared their runs online. However, it has become a phenomenon which is discussed in several active websites. There are many speedrun videos distributed for free on the Internet.[2][3] The runs are split into categories such as: any% NMS (which means that the runner must beat the game as fast as possible without any major skip glitches), 100% (which means that the runner must complete the whole game as fast as possible to get a 100% ending) and any% (which means that the player uses large-skip glitches that can be frame perfect). Before the speedrun is uploaded onto Speed Demo's Archive, the forum members have to verify the run to make sure that the runner was not cheating or using any game hacks.
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Addamere posted:I'm cheating on ur mom with game hacks Cheating happens when someone breaks rules or lies. The first cheat in video games was thought to be the "Konami Code", a code Konami used to test a game that was too hard for them to do alone.[2] See cheat code for more on cheating in video games. When someone is in a relationship with another person and they kiss, date or have sex with someone else, they are cheating on the person they are in a relationship with - unless they are in an open relationship.[1]
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google THIS posted:A pet is a domesticated animal that lives with people, but is not forced to work and is not eaten, in most instances. 
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google THIS posted:Friendship is both good and necessary. Man cannot live all alone. okay so um now it's not funny and getting real
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google THIS posted:The last bit of that article reads like it's part of an ongoing argument. two wikipedians, in love, silently arguing through edits to the page on "female orgasm - myth?"
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Cats were probably first kept because they ate mice, and this is still their main 'job' in farms throughout the world. Later they were kept because they are friendly and good companions. A cat is sometimes called a kitty. A young cat is called a kitten. A female cat that has not had its sex organs removed is called a queen. A male cat that has not had its sex organs removed is called a tom.
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Heather Papps posted:Cats were probably first kept because they ate mice, and this is still their main 'job' in farms throughout the world. Later they were kept because they are friendly and good companions. Cats cannot taste sweet foods (with sugar) because of a mutation (change) in their ancestors which removed the ability to taste sweet things. Cats are quiet and well-behaved animals, making them popular pets. Young kittens are playful. Cats only mate when the queen is "in heat". Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last 4 to 6 days.[15] Mating in cats is a spectacular event. Several toms may be attracted to a queen in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[16] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger[17] for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes. once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[15]
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Heather Papps posted:Cats only mate when the queen is "in heat". Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last 4 to 6 days.[15] Mating in cats is a spectacular event. Several toms may be attracted to a queen in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[16] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger[17] for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes. once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[15] help me someone wrote this help me jesus
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Beekeeping i can't please no, someone look up bees and beekeeping i can not bear it
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A butler is a male domestic worker in a large household with several employees. The butler is the chief servant, responsible for the day-to-day management of the house and the other servants.[1] In a traditional house the butler, who is always male,[2] directs the male servants, while a housekeeper, a woman, directs the female servants. Traditionally, male servants (such as valets and footmen) were better paid and of higher status than female servants.
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House For House the show, see House (TV series). A house is a building that is made for people to live in. It is a "permanent" building that is meant to stay standing. It is not easily packed up and carried away like a tent, or moved like a caravan. If people live in the same house for more than a short stay, then they call it their "home". Being without a home is called homelessness. Houses come in many different shapes and sizes. They may be as small as just one room, or they may have hundreds of rooms. They also are made many different shapes, and may have just one level or several different levels. A house is sometimes joined to other houses at the sides to make a "terrace" or "row house" (a connected row of houses). A big building with many levels and apartments is called "a block of flats" (British) or an apartment building. One of the differences between a house and an apartment is that a house has a front door to the outside world, whereas the main door of an apartment usually opens onto a passage or landing that can be used by other people in the building. Houses have a roof to keep off the rain and sun, and walls to keep out the wind and cold. They have window openings to let in light, and a floor. Houses of different countries look different to each other, because of different materials, climate, and styles.
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Heather Papps posted:House Contents 1 Types of houses 1.1 Detached house 1.2 Houses in very poor places In many very poor countries, a lot of people live crowded in houses with only one room. They often have to share a toilet with many other families, and have to do the cooking outside. The house might be made of materials that can be found nearby like mud bricks and grass or from second-hand materials like corrugated iron and cardboard boxes. In many cities there are thousands of small houses crowded together with narrow alleys between them. 1.3 Cottage 1.4 Semi-detached or duplex 1.5 Terraced houses 1.6 Bungalow 1.7 Farmhouse 1.8 Mansion 1.9 Palace 2 What are houses built from? 2.1 Mud and clay 2.2 Fired bricks 2.3 Timber 2.4 Half-timbered houses 2.5 Stone houses 2.6 Making modern houses
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A nail is a hard part of the body at the tip of the fingers and toes, of which most people have ten. Toenails and fingernails are similar, except that toenails grow four times slower. Only certain mammals have nails: mostly, they are found in primates. They are made of the same kind of material (keratin) as the claws of other animals. Like hair, nails never stop growing. They must be cut from time to time. It does not hurt when you cut your nails. The nails are made up of a protein called keratin. Hair and skin also have keratin. Some people paint their nails to make themselves look nicer. Some nails can grow into the skin. This is called an ingrowing nail. They can hurt, so are often treated through medicine. The cutting and painting of the nails is called a manicure.
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A nail is a metal object with a flat head and a long, sharp tip. A hammer or nail gun is used to put it into another object. It is often used to join two objects together. The history of the nail came in three periods: Hand-wrought (forged) nail (pre-history until 19th century) Cut nail (roughly 1800 to 1914) Wire nail (roughly 1860 to the present) Nails date back at least to Ancient Egypt bronze nails found in Egypt have been dated 3400 BC.[1][2] The Bible has references to nails. King David gave iron to make nails for what would become Solomon's Temple.[3] The Romans made extensive use of nails. The Roman army left behind seven tons of nails when it evacuated the fortress of Inchtuthil in Perthshire, Scotland, in 86 or 87 AD.
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A hammer is a tool for putting nails into objects such as wood. It has a long handle, and a tip with a flat end for hitting nails. The most common type of hammer (sometimes called a claw hammer) has a curved end (on the other side of the hitting end) for pulling nails out. A sledgehammer is a hammer that has a longer shaft, and a more massive head. The user can swing it with two hands and apply more force. Hammers as weapons Big hammers were sometimes used as weapons. A tiny hammer is also used inside most small arms.
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Heather Papps posted:A tiny hammer is also used inside most small arms. i..... is this what the inside of the monolith is like?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Futanari/Archive_2#Futanari.png Just some arguments: Not everyone is familiar with the style of anime and manga. The image depicts the style. Most works depicting futanari are pornographic. It isn't inappropriate to use an pornographic image for this topic. There might be not as "offensive" images around, but there are a whole lot more original examples, that would be even more offending then this one. The image depicts the two common variants of futanari and illustrates the fact that it is a fictional topic, featuring a fictional anatomy, where sperm production does not depend on testicles. The current futanari genre is closely related to yuri, which is illustrated as well. --／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ 署名の宣言 23:32, 15 December 2013 (UTC) this wasn't the first time i fought in a war. it was the first time i saw the true face of evil.
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Death metal is a style of heavy metal that is a very fast, brutal and energetic. It has very harsh singing. Most death metal has very fast guitar and drum beats. Almost every death metal drummer plays with two bass drums (or a type of pedal that has two beaters on one bass drum), so that they can play the bass drum beats faster. It is a music focused mainly on drums and guitars. The lyrics in death metal sometimes involve topics such as death, war and pain. Some bands choose to write about philosophy or religion. Some bands try to write about things that other death metal bands do not write about such as ancient history. Death metal vocalists usually grunt, growl or scream. Other types of death metal Melodic death metal, sometimes called melodeath is slower and features screams instead of growls. It also has much more melody and clean vocals can even sometimes be heard. Technical death metal, or progressive death metal is a much more complex type of death metal. These songs usually are longer and have unique song structures. These bands pretty much combine progressive rock and jazz with death metal. Death-doom combines the dark atmosphere and slow tempos with growling vocals and double-kick drumming. Goregrind, deathgrind and pornogrind[1] mixes the intensity of Grindcore with the complexity of death metal. Guitar solos are usually rare, and vocalists usually scream instead of growl. Also, the songs are usually shorter. Blackened death metal is a style that combines death metal with black metal.[2][3]
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