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by Hand Knit
There are many slang words for penis. They include dick, cock, and schlong. Sometimes it is called the male member.

If a man's penis skin changes color and he doesn't know why, he should go to a doctor. He could have an infection, diabetes or cancer.[10] A sunburn on the penis can happen quickly. If a man is outside without clothes, he will get a sun tan. That is normal. Too much sun causes a sunburn. Doctors say to use sunscreen (sun cream) before and after nude swimming. A sunburn can happen in a few minutes on a very sunny day.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

welp, I looked up "anus" thinking it would be funny and there was a photo of a lady spreading her butt cheeks. thanks, simple english wikipedia.

lol

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The caption for the photo is: A female human anus that has been bleached

which is pretty funny, i think

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Haha

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Heather Papps posted:

Nineteen Eighty-Four is a novel written by George Orwell in 1948. The book is about what Orwell thought the world could have looked like in the year 1984.

lol

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Animal Farm is a novel written by George Orwell in 1945. The book is about what Orwell thought a farm would look like, if it was run by animals.

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Les Miserables is a novel by Victor Hugo. "Les Miserables" is French for "The Miserables."

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Extra Complicated English Wikipedia

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Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor.

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It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)

”I don't get no respect!”

Simple: I get respect.

”I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.”

Simple: I tell you, my wife likes to talk while having sex. Last night she was in a motel from where she phoned me and talked to me.

”I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”

Simple: I told my doctor that my arm was broken at two places. The doctor told me not to go to the places ever again where I broke my arm.

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