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Examples of memes
Technology: cars, paper-clips, etc. The progress of technology is a bit like genetics, because it has spread by 'mutations' or changes to progress. For example, many paper-clip designs have been made. Some last longer than others, and some look better than others. In the end the ones that are copied are a memetic success.
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The buttocks are two parts of the body. They are on the back of the pelvic area and give padding when people sit. They can also arouse human sexuality.
Buttocks are formed mainly from two large muscles on each side. These are the gluteus maximus and the glutius medius. They go from the hip to the top of the leg, so they are not there just for decoration. The role of the buttocks in sitting and in sexual arousal are secondary functions in our species.[1]
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Aug 13, 2019 22:06
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welp, I looked up "anus" thinking it would be funny and there was a photo of a lady spreading her butt cheeks. thanks, simple english wikipedia.
The caption for the photo is: A female human anus that has been bleached
which is pretty funny, i think
the buttocks page included both male and female examples, for comparison
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Aug 14, 2019 03:46
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It must have been tedious, transcribing some of these from crayon.
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Aug 14, 2019 18:29
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Quantum mechanics (QM) is the part of physics that tells how the things that make up atoms work. QM also tells how electromagnetic waves (like light) work. It is also called "quantum physics" or "quantum theory".
QM is a mathematical framework (rules written in maths) for much of modern physics and chemistry. Quantum mechanics helps make sense of the smallest things in nature like protons, neutrons and electrons. Complex mathematics is used to study subatomic particles and electromagnetic waves because they act in very strange ways. Quantum mechanics is important to physics and chemistry.
Quantum is a Latin word that means 'how much'. So a quantum of energy is a specific amount of energy. Light sources such as candles or lasers shoot out (or "emit") light in bits called photons. Photons are like packets. Each photon has a certain little bit of energy.
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Aug 14, 2019 18:33
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Today I lost my innocence, on simple english wikipedia
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Aug 15, 2019 22:57
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Friendship means familiar and liking of each other's mind.
People who are friends talk to each other and spend time together. They also help each other when they are in trouble or are hurt. Friends are people that can be looked up to and trusted. Usually friends have similar interests. A friend is one who admires a person's skill and helps or encourages them to make the right choices and do not get into any trouble at all.
The strength of the bond of friendship between two people can vary. If the bond is very strong, they are called best friends. This can usually be achieved by possessing the elements of friendship, by being kind, generous, loyal, honest and by having fun. With these qualities you can truly enjoy the bliss of friendship.
There are expectations, demands and complaints in friendship too. If friends don't match with your expectations, it does not mean you will break the friendship. It is all about understanding, realizing and helping whenever possible.
Friendship is both good and necessary. Man cannot live all alone. He is a social being. He needs someone to share his joys and sorrows. Generally, it is only people of similar age, character and background, mentality, etc., who can understand him and his problems. Friends are needed for support and for sharing and not for murdering and cannibalizing, in most instances.
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Aug 16, 2019 00:47
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The last bit of that article reads like it's part of an ongoing argument.
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Aug 16, 2019 14:50
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Cats cannot taste sweet foods (with sugar) because of a mutation (change) in their ancestors which removed the ability to taste sweet things.
Cats are quiet and well-behaved animals, making them popular pets. Young kittens are playful.
Cats only mate when the queen is "in heat". Heat periods occur about every two weeks and last 4 to 6 days.[15] Mating in cats is a spectacular event. Several toms may be attracted to a queen in heat. The males will fight over her, and the victor wins the right to mate. At first, the female will reject the male, but eventually the female will allow the male to mate. The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[16] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger[17] for ovulation. After mating, the female will wash her vulva thoroughly. If a male attempts to breed with her at this point, the female will attack him. After about 20 to 30 minutes. once the female is finished grooming, the cycle will repeat.[15]
*frowns thoughtfully* Well, this is a decent start to the simple English Wikipedia cat article, but there is too little information, for the sort of person who wants a simple and easy-to-understand overview of cats, about how they gently caress, and what's there is not nearly graphic enough. It's a good thing I came along.
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Aug 20, 2019 01:18
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A group of young teenagers and their talking dog solves mysteries in the animated series. The television show was in the early 1970s.
Scooby-Doo > Plot, in its entirety.
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Aug 24, 2019 01:16
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Doughnuts are a health concern in Canada where each person eats more doughnuts per year than any other country.
Every Canadian, individually, consumes more doughnuts annually than an entire country. That is a concern.
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Aug 28, 2019 22:43
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Welp, time to throw a couple darts (sharp pointy toys) at my article to decide which words (combinations of letters) to parenthetically (using parenthesis) define.
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Aug 30, 2019 16:08
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It is a virutalized reality which accommodates the quantum mind
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Sep 4, 2019 16:37
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Don Quixote
"Donkey Hote" redirects here.
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A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother. This is through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other variations, often used to insult the target by way of their mother.[1] "Your mother" can be combined with most types of insults, although suggestions of promiscuity are common.[2] One of the purposes of these insults is to incite violence.[3] Slang variants such as "yo mama", "yo momma", "yer ma", "ya mum", "your mum" or "your mom" are sometimes used, depending on the local dialect.
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Sep 24, 2019 17:03
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simple editorialized wikipedia
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Oct 13, 2019 17:03
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The correct name for a person doing these illegal things was cracker, but many news stories used the word hacker even though it was in error.[1]
friggin white people
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Nerd
Nerd is a noun often used as a pejorative to describe people who are seen as being weird, obsessive or antisocial. The first ever usage of the word "nerd" is in the year 1950 in the children's book If I Ran the Zoo by Dr. Seuss where it is one of the fictional animals the narrator would put in the zoo if he were running it. An article of Newsweek Magazine published in 1951 said that the word "nerd" was used as a synonym for the slang word "square" which was at the time a popular pejorative. By the 1960's the phrase "nerd" meaning someone who was intelligent but strange and antisocial especially if this person were interested in science-fiction was used throughout the United States and even in Scotland. In the 1970's it became extremely common to use the phrase "nerd" because it was routinely used in the television sitcom Happy Days. People labeled as nerds tend to be bullied in school more often than others are. In 1984, there was a movie called Revenge of the Nerds as a social commentary. A number of fictional characters such as Dilton Doiley, Peter Parker, Milhouse Van Houten and Hermione Granger are sometimes described as nerds.
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Oct 28, 2019 17:26
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I also like that it starts by summarizing the Oxford dictionaries definition without changing it very much then follows it up with the literal definition from the Oxford dictionary.
Like many Simple English Wikipedia authors this guy is forever stuck in "desperately trying to hit the minimum word count" mode.
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Nov 13, 2019 15:46
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An emoticon ( /ɪˈmoʊtɪkɒn/) is a written symbol, often as 2 or 3 punctuation characters, that stands for the writer's mood or facial expression. Some examples are: a smile ":-)" or wink ";-)" or frown ":(" or dog nose ":O" or le meme arrow ">" (see many other examples in text below).
I am so surprised that my nose has become like a dog's :O
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lmao
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Double half-uncle: The son of one's maternal grandfather with their paternal grandmother or the son of one's paternal grandfather with their maternal grandmother.[1]
But if you're a Simple English Wikipedia reader you probably already know him as "Dad."
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People who use simple English Wikipedia and are unfamiliar with emojis must be a skinny sliver indeed on the ol' Venn diagram
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