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i sang a good song and showed her my shiny treasures and then she let me mount her for 15 seconds. soon the egg will be lain, and i will sit upon it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 04:10 |
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Grats dude. Egg tending... living the dream. |
# ? Aug 15, 2019 04:18 |
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i went super crazy and swam around like an idiot while my gonads began to swell. eventually i placed sperm packets on plants and rocks, and oh baby did she pick them up. gonna lay so many eggs, cant wait to eat my young
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 04:39 |
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had sex with someone and had hoped that i wouldn’t see her again but she’s one of those “no decapitations till after the third date” types |
# ? Aug 15, 2019 05:04 |
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so it took a while but i am ready to gently caress, but i don't have a mouth so i neeeeeeeeeeeed to blow my load before i starve to death
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 06:02 |
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Don't have sex a GBS poster died doing it |
# ? Aug 15, 2019 06:12 |
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i am a VOLCEL leave me alone temptress
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 06:13 |
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i was at my friends show and jokingly stopped a lady from passing me to get to her seat and she sat in my lap innapropriate i say, loudly enough for the whole venue to hear.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 06:14 |
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Gratz. Should I send you some mid-range cigars? |
# ? Aug 15, 2019 07:02 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Gratz. Should I send you some mid-range cigars? yes please i had sex today
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 07:03 |
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Did u attract & sooth ur lover with shrill chirps? Or perhaps a musky scent? A scintillating dance, perhaps?
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Aug 15, 2019 |
# ? Aug 15, 2019 07:07 |
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gathering small pieces of blue plastic to adorn your dancing grounds/bower, then performing an elaborate and highly ritualized display to show off your most colourful bits?
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 09:41 |
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hell, same
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 10:29 |
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Goons Are Great posted:hell, same https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 15, 2019 12:13 |
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It's just after sunset and I am all horned up my butt is positively GLOWING, going out on the prowl and looking for summa that sweet luminescent bootay down in the grass
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 12:32 |
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oh baby you better believe my gills are stuffed with spores and i am ready to blast these guys all over gods green earth.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 13:59 |
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I hope you had a nice dinner
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 15:36 |
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[lying] I also had teh sex
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:10 |
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Goons Are Great posted:hell, same why hello, u must be the 14th member of the pen club
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 19:12 |
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bee eater posted:why hello, u must be the 14th member of the pen club Oh! Oh.. Oh.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:01 |
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i had make love today
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:09 |
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Piso Mojado posted:[lying] I also had teh sex dang lying is always getting laid and talking about it in public chat
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 20:55 |
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My penis is like 13 meters long and I had sex twenty seven times today.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:45 |
Goons Are Great posted:My penis is like 13 meters long and I had sex twenty seven times today. Condolences on your small dick and low number of times having sex today |
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:52 |
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before i had sex today i had to smash my horns into this lame rear end dudes weak rear end horns. anyways now i get to have sex today.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 22:17 |
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xpostin'
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 22:21 |
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lol just casually dropping the word teleiophilic into simple english wikipedia when simply saying "between adults" would have worked just as well
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 22:27 |
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cda posted:Condolences on your small dick and low number of times having sex today Nonono I was lying, don't judge me yet!!!
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 23:09 |
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my sex partner and I have developed a fetish for doin' it in public, and when I say "my sex partner" I mean myself, and when I say "doin' it" I mean budding, and when I say "in public" I mean . . . in public, like in the walmart or starbucks or what have you
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 03:21 |
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one time my penis got hard, and i put inside a vagina that was slick with consent. also we exchanged verbal consent. also, she shook my hand afterwards and said, i had sex today, thank you.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 03:24 |
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A firm handshake will usually seal the deal. |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 03:31 |
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yes the forms seem to be in order, okay, stamp here... and, yes, signature here... and okay *loving HAPPENS*
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 04:08 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A firm handshake will usually seal the deal. good thing I've got lots of practice firming up my grip |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 04:11 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:good thing I've got lots of practice firming up my grip Same. Some day it'll pay off! Don't know what I'll do with all of these stress balls then. |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 04:41 |
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Heather Papps posted:so it took a while but i am ready to gently caress, but i don't have a mouth so i neeeeeeeeeeeed to blow my load before i starve to death I Have No Mouth and I Must Cream |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 07:45 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I Have No Mouth and I Must Cream |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 08:02 |
whenever i ... gently caress, i worry that this -- today -- is my last time to screw, and what if i hardly remember how good it felt to screw and gently caress later on as an old man. it fucks me up and hten i come too quick, but my girlfriend gets off on existential dilemmas so we are perfect together
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 10:19 |
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i made a joke picture and someone edited it and posted a new version. my ideas had sex today.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 13:32 |
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been having thick ropes lately |
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