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hello i am a sorting trilby. put me on and i will tell you your house for the next 3 years and also why. i have stripes. |
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i don't have eyes is anyone here?
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Aug 16, 2019 03:39
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*whispering to self* Please, not Couponerin, please, not Couponerin. |
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Aug 16, 2019 14:59
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wears a backwards kangol sorting hat, gets sorted out of the house party
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Aug 16, 2019 15:14
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google THIS posted:*whispering to self* Please, not Couponerin, please, not Couponerin. hmmm yeah, def a couponerin. he's trying to make a deal, and the three noble attributes of house Couponerin are: *bargaining* *knife skills* *math* and the three bad things of the house are *cowardice* *whispering* *too cute for their own good* NEXT
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Aug 16, 2019 15:14
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bee eater posted:wears a backwards kangol sorting hat, gets sorted out of the house party HOUSE CHILLUMBRAU FOR YOU!
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Aug 16, 2019 15:15
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(yelling because the Hat has no eyes and I don't want to startle it. I also warm up my hands first before I pick up the Hat. I rolled a 17 for my saving throw:) I'M PUTTING YOU ON MY HEAD NOW... |
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Aug 16, 2019 15:15
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Splatmaster posted:(yelling because the Hat has no eyes and I don't want to startle it. I also warm up my hands first before I pick up the Hat. I rolled a 17 for my saving throw:) yeah we got a Maxminnerman here. your house ideals are *efficiency and your house weakness are *hyperfocus basically this house could be good at anything but tends to focus on one main thing. the house crest is a boy, surrounded by women, reading a book. the book is about how to understand women. the female version is basically the same, but like, you know. hey listen man everything here at hogswarts is open source and cc licensed if you need to make a leather pup version of the sigil go nuts anyways NEXT
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Aug 16, 2019 15:22
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getting nervous because what if the hat has spindly legs that it only reveals when you wear it |
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Aug 16, 2019 15:30
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Macnult posted:getting nervous because what if the hat has spindly legs that it only reveals when you wear it i am a magically animated hat containing the soul of the founder of hogswarts i don't even have one leg. anyways this guy is def a Sirmixasherlocke this is a house for those who posses both the desire to please, appreciate, and worship that booty, but are also not so dumb as to just put on a magic hat without asking if it first has legs. your colours are black and yellow, and your magykcal praxis will be devoted to a modified version of the heroes journey where crossing the abyss results in lols, not baws.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:42
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I currently have a 2 bedroom house and would really like to go up to 3 bedroom if possible, preferably detached with a mature garden. Can you help?
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Aug 16, 2019 16:18
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hockey jockey posted:I currently have a 2 bedroom house and would really like to go up to 3 bedroom if possible, preferably detached with a mature garden. Can you help? yeah man House Huntington is all about architectural magic and geomancy, go nuts.
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Aug 16, 2019 16:33
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google THIS posted:*whispering to self* Please, not Couponerin, please, not Couponerin. lol
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Aug 16, 2019 16:52
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I wandered in here by accident. This hat smells like a wheel of Parmesan left in the sun. |
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Aug 16, 2019 16:53
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ok sorry that was a great post but put me somewhere!
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Aug 16, 2019 16:53
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you are gonna def be in House Goodolboyos. they roam the roads and byways surrounding hogswarts, and their sigil is a big traffic sign with a very cute bear on it. the main weakness is they laugh at others, not in a mean way, but sometimes, they stand in the road and point at hogswarts computer laboratory and technomological center for advanced posting and laugh at a joke only they understand.
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Aug 16, 2019 17:07
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Rivethead posted:I wandered in here by accident. This hat smells like a wheel of Parmesan left in the sun. yeah you're gonna go in House Grasrauchejedentaggras. i, i mean, i think you know the deal. legacy kids are so entitled.
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Aug 16, 2019 17:09
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Heather Papps posted:you are gonna def be in House Goodolboyos. they roam the roads and byways surrounding hogswarts, and their sigil is a big traffic sign with a very cute bear on it. love it 
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Aug 16, 2019 17:42
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Sort me, o hat. |
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Aug 16, 2019 17:59
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OB_Juan posted:Sort me, o hat. house Ministragetarius for this guy, sigil is a big soldier, then smaller soldiers till they are invisible. mostly deal with strategum and magic based on size and scale, very good at tricking women into thinking their dick is bigger than it actually is, but know terrain and battle tactics so they can succeed using said knowladge. ladies in this house are amazing at countours and eyeliner. non binary people i don't know folks, we'll figure it out together. house colours are marine and ultra marine
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Aug 16, 2019 18:15
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I'm tired as poo poo after tower work but while I get coffee lemme just put on this... hat? |
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Aug 16, 2019 20:51
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Fenrir posted:I'm tired as poo poo after tower work but while I get coffee lemme just put on this... hat? listen man, me too. i've been sorting all day. anyways, i am a trilby, or a sorting hat if you wish. okay so, you are very obviously a MetalStarr. this house values grit, determination, and stick to-it ness aboove all else. the weakness include blown knees, bloody fingers, hurt earts, and sometimes dying early because the gridironwork sometimes makes yer brain mush. house sigil is a pig, flayed, with it's head upon a spike. anyways i think you are actually the Perfect of MetalStarr so here have this thing that i say about it because i am a hat and can't do anything else. talk to the headmaster
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Aug 16, 2019 21:00
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I hope I get into Pufflehump |
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Aug 16, 2019 21:04
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I hope I get into Pufflehump yup. so you know this but this is the bravest house in the whole of hogswarts. you guys basically do whaetver you want and everyone generally is mad, till they get it, then they love it so much. thanks for stopping by, a rare pleasure.
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Aug 16, 2019 21:09
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Heather Papps posted:talk to the headmaster Aw, poo poo... is his wifi acting up again? |
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Aug 16, 2019 21:10
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Fenrir posted:Aw, poo poo... is his wifi acting up again? hunh. guess you got an on field promotion pal. hello, headmaster.
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Aug 16, 2019 21:50
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Heather Papps posted:hunh. guess you got an on field promotion pal. hello, headmaster. know what, this is fine. gently caress me right?
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Aug 17, 2019 03:11
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What if we're allergic to headwear?
High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Aug 17, 2019 05:08
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sorry if my head is sweaty, i took a really intense grumper and i had to hunker down to make the magic happen.
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Aug 17, 2019 06:15
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I can't resist an opportunity to have another poster acknowledge my existence |
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Aug 17, 2019 06:52
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hello is this new employee orientation? |
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Aug 17, 2019 06:52
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I accidentally hosed the hat |
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Aug 17, 2019 07:34
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I accidentally hosed the hat Not that we wouldn't know the answer, but what house did you end up in
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Aug 17, 2019 12:58
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joke_explainer posted:I can't resist an opportunity to have another poster acknowledge my existence i am a hat, posters go on walls but it is nice to meet another magically animated item also having a bit of a sorting backlog, got slightly cursed last night patience children of hogswarts, please
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Aug 17, 2019 13:14
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LastGoodBoy posted:What if we're allergic to headwear? there is a sorting hoodie somewhere around here. Korean Boomhauer posted:sorry if my head is sweaty, i took a really intense grumper and i had to hunker down to make the magic happen. welldangweregonna putcha in oneotha houses befiting yer potentiality, friend. head yerself out tothealley and join anygroup youseethere and ask whathouses are cool. cooler should be full, empties in recyclingspleasethanks. Meridian posted:hello is this new employee orientation? thank the goddesses, please help me Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I accidentally hosed the hat i... so... that wasn't a hex? hmmm.
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Aug 17, 2019 13:46
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Hogwarts sure has a lot of houses, to be just handing them out of a hat. What's the catch? Bad neighborhood? Questionable mortgage financing? Built by ghosts? |
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Aug 17, 2019 14:21
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Finger Prince posted:Hogwarts sure has a lot of houses, to be just handing them out of a hat. What's the catch? Bad neighborhood? Questionable mortgage financing? Built by ghosts? sorry i am a hat, bad at typing and the thread title has a typo. this is hogswarts. you a new student or what?
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Aug 17, 2019 14:44
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Aug 17, 2019 16:40
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But what if I'm a bad boy who doesn't play by the rules, but later on it turns out I have a heart of gold and also I take care of my grandma on the weekends? |
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Aug 17, 2019 17:28
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:But what if I'm a bad boy who doesn't play by the rules, but later on it turns out I have a heart of gold and also I take care of my grandma on the weekends? i guess the question is, do you want to be sorted or choose your own house? i assume you know all of them, as it is part of your entrance exam
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