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is snyping pages still a thing or am i old
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 23:05 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:16 |
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goddamnit, i did something in my sleep last night and pulled a groin muscle no, not that one you pervs
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 23:22 |
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:i can't drink beer any more because of gout and it kills me. haven't had a beer in 18 months and despite that haven't lost a kg. been off the sauce for a couple years now. tried sneaking a beer/glass of wine on 2 occasions and both times it was unpleasant and the hangover was worse weed rocks tho
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:17 |
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Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:46 |
Chopstick Dystopia posted:Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly. lol did you seriously slip a disc yawning? You might have
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 02:03 |
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one time during a slow day at work i yawned so hard i pulled a muscle in my neck
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 02:31 |
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Chopstick Dystopia posted:Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly. lol rip
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:14 |
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i just had a mug of soup
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:42 |
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OldAlias posted:I’m still in my 20s. I am fit and powerful i am now officially 35 but can still pass for late 20s. every day is a fight against my increasing momentum to dad bod despite not yet being a dad of any type its okay though, despite a young face i have had like 5 small kidney stones and have orthotics for plantar fasciitis and nascent tailors bunions. its foot health month for me so i went proper old prep and bought gold bond foot power too which loving owns during the warm summer yospos share your old people things you found out actually work. ill also add my knee pillow for sleep that helps relieve the ache in my left knee ive had every morning for years
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 04:00 |
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Agile Vector posted:i am now officially 35 but can still pass for late 20s. every day is a fight against my increasing momentum to dad bod despite not yet being a dad of any type i take a baby aspirin every day in case i have a stroke or afib again to avoid blood clots.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 06:28 |
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poorly phrased, i have not had a stroke yet although im sure its coming
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 06:29 |
Jonny 290 posted:poorly phrased, i have not had a stroke yet Having a stroke does usually result in coming.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 06:46 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Having a stroke does usually result in coming. isn't when you die the only time you cum and piss at the same time?
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 06:47 |
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DiggityDoink posted:isn't when you die the only time you cum and piss at the same time? youre not trying hard enough
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 07:26 |
Jonny 290 posted:youre not trying hard enough Yeah I'm pretty sure sounding to the point of bladder penetration could do it if you needed to go and had that as your particular fetish. This has gone a weird place.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 07:28 |
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will you just look at all these whiny little children
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 17:47 |
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rotor posted:will you just look at all these whiny little children why, did you lose your trifocals?
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 17:49 |
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Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:04 |
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rear end posted:Just stop drinking trust me, this is a really big ask for yosposters
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:16 |
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just halve your daily alcohol intake, then halve that, then halve that
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:18 |
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it always saddens me to see how hostile yosposters are to the very simple and reasonable suggestions of "eat less food" and "don't drink alcohol" when they complain about their manifold health problems
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:20 |
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itt stymie claims to have emotions lol
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:24 |
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cool cool, guess we're on to the dehumanization part of the thread
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:26 |
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Agile Vector posted:
myofascial release / trigger point therapy actually works. this is like a manual for your muscle and flexibility issues: https://www.amazon.com/Trigger-Point-Therapy-Workbook-Self-Treatment/dp/1572243759 there’s an updated edition of this book but I swear if you look up your knee pain and do the treatment which is probably ironing out a particular spot on your quad or the muscle right underneath that pain will go away
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJ6RmMPGko
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 19:07 |
Jonny 290 posted:just have your daily alcohol intake, then have that, then have that Tripling my drinking... great idea!
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 19:56 |
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Hed posted:myofascial release / trigger point therapy actually works. that is super cool, im gonna check this out! i wasnt active in sports when i was younger, so ive never had to roll out or massage muscles until a few years ago and its all still pretty foreign to me. thanks! rear end posted:Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age. now that my folks have retired this is their daily routine and they both lost a good amount of weight and look way better
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 20:01 |
Wait. Guys. If I get up to exercise I can't be in front of my computer. That sounds horrible!
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 20:04 |
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I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and can’t stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 20:13 |
axolotl farmer posted:I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and can’t stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends. You have a bad case of responsible-adult-itis. Sorry; it's terminal.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 20:14 |
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axolotl farmer posted:I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and can’t stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends. 6:30, I’ve already been up for an hour. no, I don’t know why.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 21:06 |
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The Management posted:I can’t post continuously every second, op. me neither, im not as young as i used to be
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 21:33 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:hello. liver disease is arguably one of the worst ways to die, drowning in your own blood but at least the alcohol will make you feel better until then
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 22:08 |
Notorious b.s.d. posted:but at least the alcohol will make you feel better until then I dunno it makes me feel like poo poo but I still do it.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 22:35 |
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Jonny 290 posted:youre not trying hard enough do yall even know what the Final Level is
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 22:40 |
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rear end posted:Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age. i don’t think you can ever stop it tbh
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 02:45 |
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rear end posted:Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age. is that really a life worth living?
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 03:31 |
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rear end posted:Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age. lol someone beat me to changing pedo pete's av
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 03:40 |
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I’m glad stymie found a friend though
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 05:14 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:16 |
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i think i realized a few days back that i have keyboards that are older than some yosposters
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 05:49 |