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Cindy, my waitress, pops the top of my bottle of Coors Light, pours a little in my glass. Me, a connoisseur, giving it a sniff and a tentative sip - "hmm, no, I think a Budweiser would be more appropriate" "Sure thing hun, your dozen suicide wings will be right out." Cindy makes to depart with the Coors. "AND the Coors Light, Cindy." Cindy looks at the bottle and cracks a fake smile, "sure thing" she says, placing it back on the table. "An aperatif", I say and smile at her, taking the bottle. |
# ? Aug 18, 2019 10:05 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:*pours nesquik powder under tongue* *fills mouth 3/4 with milk* *shakes head vigorously* bee eater posted:*sniffs the little plastic table that comes in the pizza box* eugh, please send it back |
# ? Aug 18, 2019 11:58 |
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Giving a bad yelp review for the nurse giving me an IV drip that is barely keeping me alive.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:47 |
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*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust* Hmm, this wont do. It wont do a'tall. No, i'm afraid my palate is too.... refined for this. Have you any 100 Grand bars? Perhaps maybe something in the way of a Heath bar?
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 21:18 |
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HEINEKEN! gently caress THAT poo poo! PABST BLUE RIBBON! |
# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:49 |
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A raccoon raises a half empty bottle of San Pellegrino, pinky held high in a haughty manner, and washes their 4 course meal of d'ordures. Afterwards, the venerable trashbear continues on with la grande vie. |
# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:09 |
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*getting crucified in ancient rome* I'm sorry, is this... mahogany? |
# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:20 |
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*at the last supper* Christ: *passing a loaf of bread* Take, eat, this is my body broken for you and for many. Thomas: Challah? Again? Rabbi, do you have anymore of that brioche?
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:32 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust* UWBW posted:*getting crucified in ancient rome* Twenty Four posted:Giving a bad yelp review for the nurse giving me an IV drip that is barely keeping me alive. the ringer's was corked, I can always tell
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:32 |
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flicks bic well, you see, most aficionados remove the child safety, but to each his own, i suppose.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:53 |
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Smoke good! Sativa... GOOOOOD! |
# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:18 |
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i understand you prefer the south end best buy, but the north end has many more young women and their sharpie selection is vastly superior.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:51 |
UWBW posted:*getting crucified in ancient rome* |
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 05:03 |
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I just keep thinking of that Squidbillies scene where Early is tasting the Glug they manufactured. |
# ? Aug 19, 2019 07:17 |
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UWBW posted:*getting crucified in ancient rome* |
# ? Aug 19, 2019 15:07 |
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*swirls pee around in snifter* *Wafts hand over glass while inhaling deeply* *Takes conservative sip, swishes it around in mouth to coat tongue* *Spits into separate specimen cup, closes it, hands to assistant* Congratulations ma'am, you're having twins. |
# ? Aug 19, 2019 15:17 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:*swirls pee around in snifter* pee spectator rates this pee 97/100
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 15:26 |
Spanish Manlove posted:*swirls pee around in snifter* also a kidney stone ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 16:18 |
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Throwing a cheese and more cheese party. |
# ? Aug 20, 2019 00:55 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 03:34 |
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*a goat, chewing a tin can* baaaaabaaaa ba baaaaa ba baaaaa baaaaa translation "the alloy mix on this can is far from ideal"
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