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Jaded Burnout


I'm not driving, officer, I'm pissing. I enter no rejoinder with your false toilets!

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google THIS

Me: You can not obstruct my pissing, officer. In fact, I plan on doing this all night.

Police officer: Oh yeah? (knocks me down)

Me: (gets back up again)

Police officer: (turning pale) Ohhh, Danny Boy!

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Me: You can not obstruct my pissing, officer. In fact, I plan on doing this all night.

Police officer: Oh yeah? (knocks me down)

Me: (gets back up again)

Police officer: (turning pale) Ohhh, Danny Boy!


nut

google THIS posted:

Me: You can not obstruct my pissing, officer. In fact, I plan on doing this all night.

Police officer: Oh yeah? (knocks me down)

Me: (gets back up again)

Police officer: (turning pale) Ohhh, Danny Boy!

nut

me on worldstar with my pants around my ankles struggling while getting cuffed: this is ILLEGAL--I am a sovereign shitizen!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Officer: Urine a lot of trouble son

Me: live pee or die


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Jaded Burnout


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Officer: Urine a lot of trouble son

Me: live pee or die

live, pee, or die

Escape From Noise

Officer, as you can see, I have placed a sign on this wall that says "TOILET", which, according to the letter of the very law that you claim to uphold, I have thus designated it as a toilet and is beholden to the laws and privileges thereof!

Heather Papps

hello friend


yes officer, i am pissing my pants while walking, but as a freeman traveling on the land i need not heed your word



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Alabama: “We dare Depends our rights”


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Goons Are Gifts

*peeing in a circle around me*
I stand my ground, trespasser.


Escape From Noise

Remember the Bowelamo!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


The Boston pee party


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

Remembering those brave Spartans, greatly outnumbered at The Battle of Thermopeelae, shoulder to shoulder, defending The Hot Piss Gates. Mounting a hopeless defense in order to hold off the massive Persian army long enough for Greece to mount a defense of their peedom. As I do this it helps to steel my reserve to stand up to state oppression of my right to pee on the bus.

Jaded Burnout


Picture of a penis, coiled to strike, with the words "don't tread on pee"

Escape From Noise

Jaded Burnout posted:

Picture of a penis, coiled to strike, with the words "don't tread on pee"

The Bladderstone Flag

Escape From Noise

Anyone else attending the Pee-Free Herman conference next month? He's such a luminary.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
you have no rights over me, a flush and blood person

nut

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The Boston pee party

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
the roots of my sovereignty come from the common law document, the Magna Catheter

nut

rage against the latrine

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The Bladderstone Flag


not my best work



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Remembering those brave Spartans, greatly outnumbered at The Battle of Thermopeelae, shoulder to shoulder, defending The Hot Piss Gates. Mounting a hopeless defense in order to hold off the massive Persian army long enough for Greece to mount a defense of their peedom. As I do this it helps to steel my reserve to stand up to state oppression of my right to pee on the bus.

Peeonidas







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Goons Are Gifts

Heather Papps posted:


not my best work


Jaded Burnout


bee eater posted:

rage against the latrine

Escape From Noise

bee eater posted:

rage against the latrine

alnilam

me: there's a gold fringe on that flag, which means--

judge: no there isn't

me: *unzipping* one second



ty manifisto

Escape From Noise

alnilam posted:

me: there's a gold fringe on that flag, which means--

judge: no there isn't

me: *unzipping* one second

No gods, no pissuars.

lost my old email

is a man not entitled to the piss of his balls?!


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

lost my old email

piss is ideology


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

Escape From Noise

I plant and harvest legumes wherever I see fit. A peaman on the land.

nut

Idonepeedpants Day

Missing Name


well, according to "black's urination dictionary," i don't need a state license to piss on a public roadway

nut

I'd rather pee on my feet than pee on my knees(?)

Heather Papps

hello friend


bee eater posted:

Idonepeedpants Day

born on the forth of pee? LIE!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

The government is trying to give us all urinary tract infections by making us hold in our rivers of piss so that their pals the Bilderbergs can profit off of the subsequent medical cures, which of course they sell at an exorbitant rate!

Jaded Burnout


bee eater posted:

I'd rather pee on my feet than pee on my knees(?)

Excellent

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut


The president of Canada: it ain't gold, buddy

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Heather Papps

hello friend


listen guys i hate to say this but i am PISSED there aren't more posts in this thread.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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