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Heather Papps: hello friend

hi my stripper name is heather papps

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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 19:28

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

this is to complicated
your stripper name is the person you want to gently caress the most
plus
the thing you fear the most

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 02:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

michele obama my mom

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 03:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Your Mom Birds

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 03:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

Manifisto posted:

your stripper name is:

* any euphemism for madness that begins with the first letter of your first name

+

* the elder god that was actively trying to devour the world in your birth year

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* the first word on the page of the necronomicon that describes your preferred revenge against your enemies

madness reagen cephalapod

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 03:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

um by standard rules she's tamar edge

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 05:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

aaaaaand put your hands together for ms stepanie anne smith!!!!!!!!!
*police immediately bust in, arrest everyone*

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 14:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

listen buddy, i don't care what the law is "down under" here in canada your name is a violation of the queens law. get your loving pants on, now!

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 16:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

your stripper name is your credit card number plus expiry date plus ccv number, also, billing address and name.

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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 17:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh so my porn name is "kram Ramstrong" there you go, it is my name, in puzzle form, figure it out.

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# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 20:29

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

Twenty Four posted:

Your stripper name must:

1. Be at least 7 characters long

2. Not contain your real name

3. Contain at least one number and one symbol

4. Not be identical to your previous stripper name

TRUE STORY
once i was at a bar that shared a back patio with the strip club beside it, i saw a stripper come out, take a napkin out of her bra, unfold it and put it on the chair to smoke and scream at someone on the phone about how the dj played "her song" for "that bitch, just before my time!" and as such "barely made anything" and then finished her smoke and went through the non strip club side door and just fuckin left and holy poo poo man, stripper versions of opsec is like, making sure no one else gets your songs that you dance good to?

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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 20:21

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