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your stripper name is your preferred pronouns + the middle name of your most recent ex + the color of their car + your favorite part of the body |
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Aug 20, 2019 18:50
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tonight's performance: saint mother, the almost nun |
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Aug 21, 2019 05:30
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lil wayne: “what’s your real name, not your stripper name?” me: “uhhhhh one sec. gotta find the right template you know how these things go lol” |
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Aug 21, 2019 14:40
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real name format so i don’t have to look it up again. preferred title + legal first name + legal middle name (optional) + legal last name it is illegal to have this be your stripper name |
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Aug 21, 2019 14:42
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detective: alright ma’am can i get your name? stripper: jane doe detective: alrighty.. *scribbling notepad* jane... doe. and for our records regarding the case i’ll also need your stripper name. stripper: ... detective: ..well? stripper: look, when i was hired they immediately threw me on stage i was seventeen and scared and couldn’t think of a name and j- detective: whoa whoa whoa no need to freak out. i’ve dealt with this kinda situation before. you’re gonna be fine. stripper name is: *scribbling* jayne.. doe. |
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Aug 21, 2019 16:09
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