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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
what about everyones moms stripper names

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by sebmojo
what about everyones moms stripper club addresses

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
and rates

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by sebmojo
not really related to any of this but does anybody kind of feel ripped off that they never lived near one of htose sexy maury povich moms who wore leopardprint and would just do you while chewing multiple piece sof gum?

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by sebmojo
with big sexy iron curlers?

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by sebmojo
*bank robber in ski mask approaches teller and slips a note*

WhAt iS YOur STRIPPER NAME?!?!

PLEASE WRITE DOWN...

FIRST NAME: first 6 digits of the bank vault code

LAST NAME: last 6 digits of the bank vault code

1.) go into backroom and coutn to 20 while facing a wall.
2,)if you do this right, your crush's name will reveal itself on the wall after (really works).
2A.)if you do it wrong or if you press the silent alarm a scary ghost will haunt you!!!

Sincerely,
The Robber

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by sebmojo
janice: *hand over silent alarm, uncertain* what if the ghost is the crush?

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by sebmojo
Detective Briggs: *warbly voice over megaphone* J-AAAA-AANNN-ISSSSS, THIS IS THE SPooOo00Ooo0oKY GHOSSST! I THINK YOU'RE UGGGG-LYYYYYY OOoOOooOOoo AND I HAVE NOooOooO DESIRE TO HAUNT YooOoOooUuu UPON VAAAAA-CAAAAT-INNNNNNG THE PREMMMM-ISSS-SISSSSSSSS!

I think she bought it ... she's coming out ...no, she's crying. now she's facing the wall. jesus christ it's been like 20 seconds what is she doing

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