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your stripper name is the Title (mr/mrs/prof etc) of your favourite clue character
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your favourite Kia car model
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Your least favourite ravioli filling

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your stripper name is

the name of the street you grew up on
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the number of the house you grew up in
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your work hours
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karen im sorry please respond to my fb messages

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Macnult posted:

your stripper name is your preferred pronouns
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the middle name of your most recent ex
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the color of their car
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your favorite part of the body

Their Hazel Red Butt

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

your stripper name is your favorite song (Mambo No. 5)
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Your workout song (Mambo No. 5)
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The song you have the strongest memory tied to (Mambo No. 5)
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The song you'd like to be played at your funural (Mambo No. 5)

+ your favourite Mambo

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*is nervous to post stripper name because im unsure if I correctly used BEDMAS on stripper name arithmetic*

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Heather Papps posted:

this is to complicated
your stripper name is the person you want to gently caress the most
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the thing you fear the most

stone cold steve austin a stone cold steve austin stunner

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Heather Papps posted:

michele obama my mom


nut


maybe a touch on the quick side, i guess?

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Your stripper name is the last warm salad you ate
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Your favorite cold soup
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The song that first plays when you hit play on random shuffle
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What keeps you awake at night

Cauliflower Gazpacho Loving is Easy Crippling Anxiety, at ur service

nut

your stripper name is your mom's birthday month + your mom's birthday day + the place she always hints that I'm supposed to buy flowers from

son: dad this is weird

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WetNightmare posted:

*bank robber in ski mask approaches teller and slips a note*

WhAt iS YOur STRIPPER NAME?!?!

PLEASE WRITE DOWN...

FIRST NAME: first 6 digits of the bank vault code

LAST NAME: last 6 digits of the bank vault code

1.) go into backroom and coutn to 20 while facing a wall.
2,)if you do this right, your crush's name will reveal itself on the wall after (really works).
2A.)if you do it wrong or if you press the silent alarm a scary ghost will haunt you!!!

Sincerely,
The Robber


to self: alright janice, how badly do you want to know what love is

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FBI negotiator outside on megaphone: Janice, the ghost is not your crush, ghosts are not real

Janice: SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME

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and somewhere in the abyss, a ghost reads the name Janice on a ouija board after forwarding an e-mail about eternal happiness to 10-20 of its closest friends

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