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Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?

google THIS posted:

If you wanna be my stalker
You gotta get rid of my friends (gotta get rid of my friends)
Once you isolate me the party never ends

If you wanna be my stalker
You can't let them live (can't let them live)
And ultimately not me either but that's the way it is

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Heather Papps

hello friend


holy poo poo heather, your stalker only stalks you after work and weekends? my stalker quit his job to stalk full time.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

lost my old email

jobshare stalker glancing irritably at their wristwatch while keeping half an eye on me changing out of my work clothes: "gary knows i have to pick up the kids at five he always cuts it so loving fine [suddenly very upbeat] hi gary! mind if i shoot off i've got a thing?"


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Heather Papps posted:

holy poo poo heather, your stalker only stalks you after work and weekends? my stalker quit his job to stalk full time.

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my stalker pours blue fluid on my tampons 1x/month for me so i dont have to

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
my stalker never takes me out or does anything, only hallucinates about me ... ugghhh, so lazy ...

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Heather Papps

hello friend


girls, i need your attention something hosed up is happening.... i am not sure, but, well, my stalker has been distant lately. do you think he could be stalking another instagram model?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

lost my old email

it's hard out there for an agoraphobic stalker


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

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Heather Papps

hello friend


lost my old email posted:

it's hard out there for an agoraphobic stalker

lol this guy doesn't have a ghilly suit hahahahaha i am the earth itself i will consume the flesh of my love



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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