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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

cda posted:

A man with a lisp said "I oneth
Made a very dumb wish like a dunth
That a girl that I knew would
Pour thome blue fluid
On a tampon 1/x month"

:synpa:

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nut

there once was a forum named yob
which housed a peculiar mob
they'd post all day long
post at dusk and dawn
heck, they'd even post at their job

Heather Papps

hello friend


there once was a thread that was dirty
filled with posters quite purty
i said please stop
i am not a cop
but this is filth stop it i will not post again in this thread.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


there once was a poster eating bees
who could poo poo out an av with ease
they'd make it so rad
and everyone was so glad
and nobody even said please


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


There was an old kaiser of germany
whose wicked perversions were many
he sat on a pickelhaub
wearing a priestly alb
and the orgasms he had numbered twenty


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


nut

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

there once was a poster eating bees
who could poo poo out an av with ease
they'd make it so rad
and everyone was so glad
and nobody even said please

:kimchi:

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


this same dirty old kaiser loved schnitzel
and if he smelt it his wurst it would drizzle
he'd eat up his dinner
knowing he was quite a sinner
and for wine he would drink his own pizzle


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
this thread is turning me on
i didn't expect this when i logged on
a lot of you are talking about german sex
i want them so bad and i want their sex
i am writing this poem at work
i want to have sex at work

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

there once was a poster eating bees
who could poo poo out an av with ease
they'd make it so rad
and everyone was so glad
and nobody even said please

this thread is now about nice limericks i love it

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

There was an old kaiser of germany
whose wicked perversions were many
he sat on a pickelhaub
wearing a priestly alb
and the orgasms he had numbered twenty

oh... oh no.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

this same dirty old kaiser loved schnitzel
and if he smelt it his wurst it would drizzle
he'd eat up his dinner
knowing he was quite a sinner
and for wine he would drink his own pizzle

no i thought

lmbo calrissian posted:

this thread is turning me on
i didn't expect this when i logged on
a lot of you are talking about german sex
i want them so bad and i want their sex
i am writing this poem at work
i want to have sex at work

help i am overwhelmed by the rudeness of these limericks! help! mods!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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