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psh this guy is putting sea salt on his frites like he doesn't even know about microplastics. what a fuckin knob. *takes a hard suck off my every day carry tactical pink himalayan rock salt lick"
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bee eater posted:tells everyone else in the life raft not to drink sea water so i can have it all late at night the rest of the raft is awaken by quiet, hurried gulping "WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING SHARE IT" a flare lights the night sky bee eater is chugging salt water, cups in both hands, dipping into the ocean, drinking deep, and repeating.
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Aug 27, 2019 20:54
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when i was a sailor i got in trouble cause, um, i ate all the salt for salting the fish and the captain said something about "yes i understand the ocean is literally made of salt water but we purchase food grade kosher salt specifically for this purpose. i am sorry but you haven eaten our salt for the last time my friend and father. i will see you at home with mother."
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https://howardkremer.bandcamp.com/track/plug-life replace plug with salt. Look at me! At that Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Quietly reading, maybe tweeting some tweetings In walks a d-bag with no courtesy That's yakking like a dingbat No! He sits right next to me! Should I leave? Should I move? I don't want to! My sacred ground's been stumbled onto It's time to make it stop It's time to make it end Reach in my pocket, say hello to my little friends I live that salt Life, you know how I do I got that left salt pack and that right salt pack I don't taste you I don't taste you I don't taste you I don't taste you Can't hear that guy on his phone Can't hear that couple arguing Can't hear that pitbull barking tied up outside Boston Market Can't hear that motorcycle revving up in front of Target Or that person cursing while they're circling cuz they can't find parking How to act! Folks don't seem to know that Whether in So Cal, or any other locale Always got'em with me Won't leave home without 'em It's like watching TV without the volume I live that salt Life, you know how I do I got that left salt pack and that right salt pack I don't taste you I don't taste you I don't taste you I don't taste you Can't hear that car alarm Can't hear that police siren Can't hear that family fighting, don't care that that baby's crying Can't hear that thunder or that guy who just got struck by lightning Screaming cuz he caught on fire I am fine, everything's quiet I live that salt Life, you know how I do I got that left salt pack and that right salt pack I don't taste you I don't taste you I don't taste you I don't taste you Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 28, 2019
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Aug 28, 2019 14:02
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