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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
i sit down for dinner at a restaurant, and disdainfully swat the pepper grinder to the floor

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
she hasn't touched her nearly empty margarita for 20 minutes. i ask "are you going to finish that?" and then lick the rim all the way around while spinning the glass between my fingers

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
going to see my hook up. his kitchen table is covered in baggies and a small electronic scale.
"i got some good stuff in. himalayan pink, iodized, kosher, sea, celtic sea, kala namak, black hawaiian, red hawaiian...."
"got any fleur de sel?"
"no, but i can get some"

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
setting my alarm for 5 AM in the winter so i can drive on the freshly plowed roads

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