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gently caress guys.... i think someone is here early... a van just pulled up!
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Aug 28, 2019 01:12
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sure hope nobody breaks mom's priceless vase, mom and dad are only away for 2 days
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Aug 28, 2019 01:25
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i've checked our only water source twice now and it's still pee-free!
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Aug 28, 2019 01:26
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bee eater posted:i've checked our only water source twice now and it's still pee-free! oh don't worry i can take care of that any time
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Aug 28, 2019 01:27
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did? did someone buy only ketchup chips? what the poo poo?
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Aug 28, 2019 01:48
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well no one came. this party went okay! let us drink and dance, together, without guests!
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Aug 28, 2019 03:15
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its the quality not the quantity 
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Aug 28, 2019 03:49
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Adiabatic posted:its the quality not the quantity listen, i have been keeping this under wraps but gently caress it i love you and, i'm in love with you. marry me!
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Aug 28, 2019 03:50
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Oops sorry I was late
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Aug 28, 2019 03:51
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Did I miss the party
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Aug 28, 2019 03:51
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Did I miss the party yes, but now it is a party of just the best friends! everyone is dancing and having the best time!
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Aug 28, 2019 03:52
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Looks like it’s gonna be a wedding huh? Good thing I am an ordained minister
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Aug 28, 2019 03:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Looks like it’s gonna be a wedding huh? Good thing I am an ordained minister please
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Aug 28, 2019 03:56
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i do
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Aug 28, 2019 03:57
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Adiabatic posted:i do bump. i do.
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Aug 28, 2019 03:58
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I know pronounce you goon and goon you may kiss the goon
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Aug 28, 2019 03:58
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I know pronounce you goon and goon you may kiss the goon in my faith we gently caress, in front of everyone, but sure kiss
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Aug 28, 2019 04:00
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You do you I am just trying to facilitate here and pass no judgement Is there any wine?
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Aug 28, 2019 04:03
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yes also i stepped on a wine glass already sorry
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Aug 28, 2019 04:04
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ah jeez no sorry this is a sober party we have charades and grape juice!
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Aug 28, 2019 04:04
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Heather Papps posted:yes also i stepped on a wine glass already sorry wow okay karen i think its time we had a little chat in the laundry room
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Aug 28, 2019 04:05
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Jesus Mary and Joseph who has a party without booze
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Aug 28, 2019 04:06
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Adiabatic posted:wow okay karen i think its time we had a little chat in the laundry room you know what fine, i thought.... i thought this was settled but fine, let's go into the laundry room. i need to get a towel and i need a hand.
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Aug 28, 2019 04:06
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Jesus Mary and Joseph who has a party without booze now dont you go anywhere i still gotta hear about that trip to reno! [jesus karen this is supposed to get us in good with the HOA i cant have you going on another one of your benders we talked about this]
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Aug 28, 2019 04:09
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i am washing dishes nothing is wrong
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Aug 28, 2019 04:21
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*Zipping up my jorts while coming out of the water supply room* Cool new urinal you got installed! How much did that put you back? |
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Aug 28, 2019 07:28
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*Record scratch* Oops, sorry, i accidentally bumped the stereo |
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Aug 28, 2019 09:53
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Hey, everyone! We're all gonna get Layed! *whips out bags of potato chips* |
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Aug 28, 2019 09:55
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey, everyone! We're all gonna get Layed! *Sheepishly hides flower necklaces behind my back hoping nobody saw* |
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Aug 28, 2019 10:02
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this party is now officially *takes coat off of coathook, puts it on a hanger in the closet* OFF THE HOOK
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Aug 28, 2019 13:17
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*releases pack of wolves* and now this party is off the chain!
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Aug 28, 2019 13:20
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ok i duno how or when but i definitely taste pee in the water source
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Aug 28, 2019 13:25
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bee eater posted:ok i duno how or when but i definitely taste pee in the water source i bet it was when you drank it! party zingers!
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Aug 28, 2019 13:26
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oh god do I go in the house the house has the party do I go in oh no oh GOD OH HI STEVE HOW ARE YOU HOW'S KAREN HOW ARE THE KIDS |
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Aug 28, 2019 16:14
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SURPRISE WE HEARD YOU GOT THE PROMOTION THIS IS A PARTY FOR YOU WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE AND THINGS! WE GOT A FUN ALPACA HE IS DRESSED LIKE A MARIO!
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Aug 28, 2019 16:20
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im over in the corner with a furrowed brow, trying to enjoy the party but clearly shaken to the core by what i see as a profound shortage of ice |
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Aug 28, 2019 16:57
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dammit we forgot to take grandma's coffin out of the sitting room
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Aug 28, 2019 16:58
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yet again another party where i'm the only one in a fursuit
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Aug 28, 2019 17:59
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Bonaventure posted:dammit we forgot to take grandma's coffin out of the sitting room Just fill it with ice for the byobeers |
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