|
Some background: when I was 16 my parents went through a divorce and it hit me pretty hard and I made some really bad decisions. I got mixed-up in the wrong crowd, took some drugs I shouldn’t have took, failed a bunch of classes, spent some time in Juvie and made a poorly-worded deal with the capricious gods that cursed me with the “gift” of prophecy. I know what you’re thinking: prophecy? How’s that a curse? Yeah tell that to all my failed relationships and lost jobs over the years. Besides the fact that I had to become legally blind “for the look of the thing” I can barely control when it even flares up and if I even try to use my gift for personal gain or accept any kind of payment for my visions fuckin’ Apollo afflicts me with plague and misfortune. Once I let a dude buy me a coors after a fortune; I had gout for a week and my house burned down. So Mr. Teenage Dumbass put himself on disability for the rest of his life in exchange for the world’s least-lucrative and most off-putting party trick. Flash forward 10 years: I had joined a support group that’s been helping me to manage my visions for the past 2 years and I got a really cool job at this socially-aware company that tries to put disabled people to work when I relapsed and relapsed hard and accidentally told a co-worker his exact time and manner of death. I’ve already had to speak to HR about it and they’re taking it really seriously. I have documentation for my blindness but not the whole Oracle of Apollo thing because its “not really a disability”. Help me out thread! I’ve just signed a lease and really don’t want to lose my job, there’s not a lot of other companies out here that hire the blind. 
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:34
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 01:53 |
|
|
Consult your astrologer
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:36
|
|
|
I'm going to predict you are not taking your meds.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:37
|
|
|
Is this like, ‘That’s so raven’ tier visions where instead of zoning out you get weird preventable health problems? If so then lol
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:37
|
|
|
Holy poo poo I've never seen this much Mercury Retrograde at once !!
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:41
|
|
|
Gonna need some Powerball number proof before proceeding.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:41
|
|
|
what magical artifacts do you have access to?
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:41
|
|
|
The ICE! Is Gonna BREAK!
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:42
|
|
|
Tell us tomorrow's lottery numbers OP.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:45
|
|
|
predict the 2020 presidential election
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:47
|
|
|
hook us up with some stock tips dawg I wanna do that insider trading poo poo I hear it's a gold mine don't worry we won't give you anything in return so you won't get gout
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:48
|
|
|
I can predict where this is going 
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:54
|
|
|
Imagine I quoted something from Warhammer 40k here 
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 01:56
|
|
|
super sweet best pal posted:Tell us tomorrow's lottery numbers OP. A man on an isle shovel on shoulder and map in hand filled with hope sees two palms in an X and digs He is a fool and gladly misses That he is digging on quicksand A chest sits away on the other side of the isle In it: a paper with a four-word treasure High yield mutual funds
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:04
|
|
|
The premise of this thread is way too busy - too many concepts going on at once. Voted 1.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:06
|
|
|
Just remember the Death card isn't necessarily a bad thing OP. It could be talking about someone you don't like.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:06
|
|
|
BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:A man on an isle cool but what about the numbers? 2?
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:07
|
|
|
> kill jester
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:07
|
|
|
If you're psychic then predict the type of dump I'm about to take
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:14
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:If you're psychic then predict the type of dump I'm about to take medium slurry
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:15
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:If you're psychic then predict the type of dump I'm about to take bee eater posted:cool but what about the numbers? 2?
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:15
|
|
|
h-holy...
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:17
|
|
|
Nostradumpus
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 02:31
|
|
|
That's a pretty bad story without telling us what the time and manner of death in question was. Was it "stapler to the face, in 3 seconds"? That would explain HR being particularly hot under the collar about it. Edit: because it's a misuse of company property.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 03:46
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo0MT3wDBs
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 03:51
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 03:52
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1xvUuPoXvU
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 03:59
|
|
|
How are you with train schedules?
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 04:03
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZV8MM07F0
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 04:03
|
|
|
Anonymously deliver your prophecies through a wireless speaker hidden inside a statue or a dead cat, some kind of dumb poo poo like that. I think that's how Apollo did it back when he was drinking all the time and would just never shut the gently caress up.
|
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2019 07:23
|
|
|
Great thread!
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 00:44
|
|
|
That's so Raven reboot getting really weird.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 00:46
|
|
|
marijuanamancer posted:> kill jester
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:03
|
|
|
when you think about jobs in antiquity telling fortunes in a cave filled with intoxicating natural gas isnt that bad really
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:05
|
|
|
youre high all the time and people bring you poo poo and then you tell them theyll die a hero
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:06
|
|
|
all jobs, really
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:06
|
|
|
imagine being a janitor in 17BC
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:07
|
|
|
Hey, op, A bunch of people are going to tell you to gently caress off. I'm going to tell you to PM me. You can, or can't, and that's ok.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:08
|
|
|
marijuanamancer posted:> kill jester jingle is dead .... game over
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:23
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 01:53 |
|
|
op have you consulted any local magic users with this problem? My roommate Cassandra had very similar issues to yours which turned out to be a kind of spasm of the psychic floor muscles. she learned some exercises and drew some protective symbols, and now she’s a legit esper ten minutes with your local witch or wizard could possibly get you all set
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2019 01:39
|
|
