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A seat on elon musk’s mars ark
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MCC membership. The current waiting time is about 20 years, and will probably get longer in the future, but in that 20 odd years your son will be eligible for Grand Final tickets. So possibly in time to see St. Kilda's next flag
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Nov 10, 2019 14:19
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edit: sorry.
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Nov 15, 2019 03:47
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Do we have a minigoon-rearing Megathread hidden somewhere already
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Mar 7, 2020 21:47
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There's a parenting thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3508127
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Mar 7, 2020 22:10
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diadem posted:We plan on buying wine now that will be aged perfectly once he turns 21. You're toying around with the kid getting into sailing and you're contemplating a bottle of wine? gently caress that, talk to a distiller and buy a barrel of whisky that goes into aging this year, then bottle it when the brat turns 21. Pryor on Fire posted:Jesus christ, is this really the kind of poo poo white people do when they have a baby? Rich enough white people, apparently.
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Mar 10, 2020 02:18
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I hear 21 year olds are really into finely aged wine.
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Mar 10, 2020 03:40
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I'm gonna buy my kid a bottle of grain alcohol and split it with him when he turns 15 until we both black out, just like my daddy and his daddy and his daddy.
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Mar 10, 2020 04:31
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KillHour posted:I'm gonna buy my kid a bottle of grain alcohol and split it with him when he turns 15 until we both black out, just like my daddy and his daddy and his daddy. https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/dad-sentenced-after-13-year-old-daughter-drank-17-shots-of-vodka/
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Mar 10, 2020 04:59
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KillHour posted:I'm gonna buy my kid a bottle of grain alcohol and split it with him when he turns 15 until we both black out, just like my daddy and his daddy and his daddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg
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Mar 10, 2020 06:29
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chitoryu12 posted:https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/dad-sentenced-after-13-year-old-daughter-drank-17-shots-of-vodka/ chitoryu i know we've had our spats but please don't post my extremely cool daughter in these forums, these ruthless heartless forums
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Mar 11, 2020 20:58
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lol if you didn't get above .3 bac in your teens.
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Mar 11, 2020 21:10
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Soricidus posted:A seat on elon musk’s mars ark This, but seriously. Climate change gonna make things crazy by the time he's middle-aged.
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Mar 12, 2020 01:54
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Buried alive posted:This, but seriously. Climate change gonna make things crazy by the time he's middle-aged. Given that we apparently can’t keep a planet habitable when it starts out that way, I struggle to believe that mars will ever be a better place to live
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Mar 12, 2020 02:17
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Surprised nobody has mentioned opening a Roth IRA for your child. My parents did that for me and turned it over to me when I turned 21. I'm not certain it's entirely legal for you to contribute on your child's behalf so I won't get into that.
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Mar 12, 2020 20:36
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Wait, so you parents can't open up an investment/savings thing for their kid and then contribute to it? Guess thats why all these millenials are broke AF. They "ain't started working till there twelve or thirteen 'cause there lazy"!!
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Mar 12, 2020 20:53
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Isn't there anything that I can set up for my child financially to help them out when they turn a certain age?
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Mar 13, 2020 20:16
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TV Zombie posted:Isn't there anything that I can set up for my child financially to help them out when they turn a certain age? A trust fund?
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Mar 13, 2020 20:22
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Put him on the waiting list for tickets for The Masters.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:44
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wesleywillis posted:Wait, so you parents can't open up an investment/savings thing for their kid and then contribute to it? Not an expert, but my understanding is you can't contribute more to an IRA than your income for the year, with a cap of $6k. So since a kid has no income, you can't contribute to one for them. At this point, getting your kid a bunch of toilet paper and MREs might be more prudent, though.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:51
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Yeah, MREs make decent rear end-wiping material after you finish eating the toilet paper.
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Mar 21, 2020 17:31
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Epidemiology
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Mar 22, 2020 02:11
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Chamale posted:You could create an email account and send him emails and photos, then give him the login info when he turns 18.
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Apr 5, 2020 21:57
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GPF posted:Put him on the waiting list for tickets for The Masters. There’s no waiting list for Masters tickets. They do a lottery drawing every year that is open to the public.
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Apr 7, 2020 17:00
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ilkhan posted:Love this idea. Just made that account for mine. Will email still be around in 20 years? Will that account?
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Apr 7, 2020 17:10
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KillHour posted:Will email still be around in 20 years? Will that account? Will you kid want to read 20 years of email?
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Apr 7, 2020 18:22
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*blows dust off an ancient post-it with an AOL password* "This unlocks your father's image stash....elegant memes for a more civilized age."
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Apr 7, 2020 19:03
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Coronavirus testing.
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Apr 12, 2020 02:47
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Make are one of you talks to him exclusively in binary for the first couple years. Otherwise he just won't be able to compete.
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Apr 13, 2020 03:36
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Farm a Reddit account and present it to him with high karma so that he can be on the forefront of the guillotine enlightenment revolution 
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