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honking trash im imaging the dudes from trailer park boys running around howling like geese and it sounds like a good time
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Goast posted:honking trash That is me and the squad I'm in charge of. Join today and go honk and gently caress up people with us!
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Oct 1, 2019 04:38
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We managed to hit an alliance so bad they....SPAMed us with recruitment messages  Also, we got this extra special embargo because I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THIS 
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Oct 1, 2019 13:22
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Axe wanted to recruit me too, but I am too cunning!
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Lightning Jim posted:We managed to hit an alliance so bad they....SPAMed us with recruitment messages I thought it was because one of us sent them a scam contract promising an economic stimulus?
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Oct 1, 2019 13:53
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Jokes on them, our communism is luxury fully automated, so we get the advantages of the entire alliance's production without having to pay any market prices. 
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Oct 1, 2019 14:01
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we found someone defending the electoral college in the politics channel. jerkdotwad bullied them until they went rogue. good times
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Ruzihm posted:we found someone defending the electoral college in the politics channel. jerkdotwad bullied them until they went rogue. good times The electoral college is a good idea and Deebo did nothing wrong.
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Oct 1, 2019 15:15
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So is it more beneficial to focus on one material for your country instead of trying to be more rounded? The production rates seem kind of low.
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Oct 1, 2019 15:17
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Jimlit posted:So is it more beneficial to focus on one material for your country instead of trying to be more rounded? The production rates seem kind of low. That's why we have production teams. It's much more beneficial to focus. You should only be making food.
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Deadmeat5150 posted:That's why we have production teams. It's much more beneficial to focus. You should only be making food. Literally never ever make food.
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Oct 1, 2019 17:07
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Jimlit posted:Now I'm totally confused Once you're in the guild, find or ask for a squad and then only produce that resource. For instance I'm in the oil squad so I produce oil and nothing else. My oil gets dumped into the bank and each day the bank hands out fat stacks of ham from the food squad. Once you're in a squad ask your leader for the latest war build and they'll give you a chunk of text you can slap into the game to build all your cities to specifications. That gives you more time to focus on your military and gearing up to raid nazis
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Oct 1, 2019 17:19
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Danaru posted:Once you're in the guild, find or ask for a squad and then only produce that resource. For instance I'm in the oil squad so I produce oil and nothing else. My oil gets dumped into the bank and each day the bank hands out fat stacks of ham from the food squad. Ah ok, put an app in discord and applied in game as The Hotboy Hegemony
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Oct 1, 2019 17:29
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:Literally never ever make food.
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Oct 1, 2019 17:34
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Sardonik posted:How did you know my strategy for entertaining guests? Just have KFC for dinner a la The Last Vampire on Earth. 
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Oct 1, 2019 17:43
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While you were blockading my nation, I studied the bat. While you were pillaging my cities for $0, I fielded my dreams.
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Oct 1, 2019 22:51
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Hajj Podge posted:Just have KFC for dinner a la The Last Vampire on Earth. I prefer Neil Breen's Tuna from Double Down.
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Oct 1, 2019 23:22
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I have transitioned from a developing resource economy to a developed, post-industrial baseball economy
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Oct 2, 2019 01:11
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Kind of wish it was soccer so we could make FIFA corruption jokes.
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I wonder if we can bug the admin of the game to add a soccer meta game.
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Game dev seems pretty chill. He actually responded to the message the tutorial told me to send him.
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LLSix posted:Game dev seems pretty chill. He actually responded to the message the tutorial told me to send him. Early was the embargo step, and the tutorial said to embargo him, since it's no big deal. Then at the message step, the tutorial explicitly said not to send it to him because he reads every message. That's cool though that he still read yours and responded nicely.
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Oct 2, 2019 13:12
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Communist Bear will rise again!
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Oct 2, 2019 17:15
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I'm intrigued. What happens if I join?
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Oct 2, 2019 21:27
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Azza Bamboo posted:I'm intrigued. What happens if I join? Mostly pain. And the drinking of pubbie tears.
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Oct 2, 2019 21:32
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Azza Bamboo posted:I'm intrigued. What happens if I join? So far I'm just following guides and doing what I'm told but I get to use my numbers to ruin the numbers of Nazis on the internet and make them mad. It's a worthy investment of time.
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Oct 2, 2019 21:54
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Azza Bamboo posted:I'm intrigued. What happens if I join? you get put in a squad, given a list of buildings to put in your cities, and resources enough to get your cities to a respectable size. then you get to ask skynet for targets to attack and then you blow up their pixels
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Oct 2, 2019 21:59
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I built my home on the Isle of Man which was pretty much exactly 250 sq miles idk if that lets you find me.
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unfortunately, no  it's easier for you to find the alliance than vice versa. here's the best way to join up: Do Not Fear Jazz posted:I am now the God Emperor Hosef Byden of the Communist States of America. What next?
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Oct 2, 2019 22:05
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Our wonderful Minister of Poopaganda has been doing the lord's work. Read it here. Second edition! Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Oct 2, 2019 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:I'm intrigued. What happens if I join? In my first hour of play I discovered anime nazis, rome-weebs with unreadable fonts, and baseball embargos  e: of course a loving guy named Sephiroth has the third largest nation Marxalot fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Oct 2, 2019 |
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Oct 2, 2019 22:26
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Marxalot posted:In my first hour of play I discovered anime nazis, rome-weebs with unreadable fonts, and baseball embargos while playing this game you WILL be baseball embargoed by a country named after bird buttholes.
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Oct 2, 2019 22:44
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Ruzihm posted:while playing this game you WILL be baseball embargoed by a country named after bird buttholes. I have both been embargoed and unembargoed by a country named after bird buttholes. That is called progress my friend.
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Oct 2, 2019 23:31
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We're literally about to stage a post update blitz against another alliance (the second one in two days), try to be on and get in the discord if possible. War decs start at 8:15pm EST 
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First Edition of the Goon Gazette  First and a Half Edition of the Goon Gazette     
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Ruzihm posted:while playing this game you WILL be baseball embargoed by a country named after bird buttholes. "10/02 06:02 pm - Brexit Island was embargoed by Cloaca."
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Oct 3, 2019 01:32
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 This is our current punching bag as of this evening. Please notice the sudden market crash of their power. This is GOONS. This is power.
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Oct 3, 2019 01:59
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GOONS hasn't been this good at browser games in years. Join today and punch a nazi.
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But some illiterate on their forums said "You won't around for long with this type of overconfidence. Ignorance at its finest." and "stop with "GOONS Gazzette". You're like an invited guest at a party."
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