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Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Whatever this bot is supposed to do, I'm pretty sure this ain't it:

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Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





I just wanna be able to wear big boy pants a go to war. Growing up is hard.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





The man called M posted:

What is the key to powering a city? I would assume Power Plants, but I keep building plants, and my cities are still not powered.

The in game tutorial (Objectives tab) should walk you through building your first coal mine before you build a power plant. Follow the in game tutorial, then learn from goons how to break everything.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Sassy Sasquatch posted:

Don't give too many details here, I think this guy is a spy.

:yosnice:

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





I want to steal nazi treasure.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Ritznit posted:

Someone embargoed me for my nation name, according to the reason. My nation name contains the word "Gay". Clearly my gay powers are feared.

Thank you for staying on brand. I don't know if you've seen the ads, but we're the top LGBTQ+ alliance.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Bologna Sandwich Galaxy :crossarms:

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Gay is, and I cannot stress this enough, mandatory.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

re: nerd poo poo



Alliance income over time vs assets, as well as daily gains/losses.

I'm just going to leave this in kiosk mode at my desk at work so people think I'm doing something important.

Why do you have to show dark mode? I want it dark.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Does bi count as half a gay?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Ditocoaf posted:

I tried joining the cause but you jerks won't accept my application.

It's only been a day, but still.

Are you on the Discord? You gotta be on the Discord.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Anybody know who this is? They're not on the Discord
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=181120

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





fart store posted:

It's cool if the rest of us kill him though, right?

Get them to change their nation name in exchange for peace.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





super sweet best pal posted:

If Alex ever hired a professional game dev for consulting work, baseball alone would make them throw a fit. PnW is a case study in poorly thought out game systems.

You mean it's not good for a game's economy to let enfranchised players generate money out of thin air?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

169% of the fun. :colbert:

420% of the gay

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





super sweet best pal posted:



I got half of those over the past couple days because I picked a fight with Typhon's "Commander of Economic Affairs".


Proof of weak hands.

why did you eat such a cute dog?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Libluini posted:

So, this thing got me interested and I decided to join up.

I followed the instructions in the OP (including applying both in-game and on Discord) and got up to the point where the bot asks you the nation ID.

Then the bot just stopped working, and that's it so far. As I am an idiot I have to ask, do I miss something very obvious here that I need to do?

Under Nation in the sidebar hit view, the number at the end of that URL is your nation ID
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=181123 is me. My nation ID is 1811123

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Libluini posted:

Thanks, but I already found my ID under Basic Information. My problem is that the drat bot doesn't accept the number. After three tries I gave up and came here. (My ID is 185964, in case that helps)

Edit:

Well, at least I can play Baseball in the mean time. By which I mean I'm sadistically forcing people to come to Antarctica to play against my nation's team. :getin:

idk, make a thread in GBS or something :v:

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/topic/27078-drug-references-everywhere/
An example of a pubbie getting notmad and admin going "lol no"

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





It's so hot in here!

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





lowercase16 posted:

Thank you.

Hey, I have VIP now apparently. Does anyone have a template for a background image? Like, how big it should be and how much of it will show up on the sides?

It accepts images up to 1920x1080, gutters are maybe 275 px. It stretches to output resolution I'm pretty sure, so don't just leave the centre part blank; it'll look weird on ultra wide or higher res displays.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

I thought about expanding land area to 1500 because apparently that’s tied to missile strike effectiveness. Is this true?

IDK, all I've heard is you want land equal to infra to prevent disease.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Honky Dong Country posted:

I'd suck their dicks. Extra money helps at this time of year.

:same:

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011






I'm hurt. Another list I didn't make.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





BXCX posted:

Was my tank research article too hot for TV?

Too hot for me?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





This is easy to find out if you do the bare basic due diligence (googling "anime shark girl).

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Safe Search OFF :evilbuddy:

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





The Shortest Path posted:

People have warned you to not post in no-discussion forums like fifty times, that's on you.

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Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Sardonik posted:

PnW GOONS successfully completed alliance project: The Ascent to Transcendence

Did GOONS ever end up nuking you?

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