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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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I have been playing this game for less than a quarter of a day and have already gotten to get in on stomping the poo poo out of a dipshit, game's good

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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

I'm going to add a gay meter now.

Do it

wanna break that meter

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Mystic Mongol posted:

Is.... is that not what the G in LGBTQ stands for?

We... we're not the top community for Lemurs, Geese, Bison, Triceratops and Quokka?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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Colin Mockery posted:

If our gay meter gets too low you guys, there will be consequences!!! :colbert:

We'll be out sucking dick for rep instead of doing it for fun?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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I know this already but Duck and Sheep don't fit in the acronym

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Solumin posted:

Bi is actually very gay.

Be bi and genderfluid, that's like ultra-gay

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Hello, dude who gave lowtax :tenbux: for a new spine just to try and troll DNFJ! You're just adorable.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Captain Splendid posted:

At the opposite end of the spectrum, here's a TKR guy I'm fighting :unsmith:



Aww, now see, that dude's clearly too good for TKR

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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JT Jag posted:

TKR is an ok alliance and used to run P&W, but they've gotten razed a few times in the last year and a half

Oh that's right, TKR is the one that isn't awful but ended up on the wrong side in the war, right?

I get some of the acronyms confused

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
The only "you're doing baseball wrong" message I got was from a dude who's clearly a goon because he referenced my av but is not in GOONS so who cares what he thinks

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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Less than a week and I'm already getting threatened by a guy who's not mad, he's laughing, honest

This game is fun

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

super sweet best pal posted:

You know how I said Typhon's been losing members? It looks like a lot of them are being punted down to Applicant status.

https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4214

Probably tired of having their bank raided every time these guys lose a war

that's beautiful

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Important thing that Anklebiter Squad learned today: If a dude has a bunch of planes but no gas to fly them, don't bomb his planes on the tarmac. Bomb his troops. Because the game goes "oh look an incoming airstrike I better scramble my fighters to defend against it, except they have no gas so their effective strength is 0, oh well" and you kill planes on the way to kill troops.

I did not learn this, I was just lucky enough to watch it unfold. Game is broken in interesting ways.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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HelloSailorSign posted:

lol totally went for someone way out of my league and am probably gonna get trashed.

Luckily they got no boats, so I can still just dump everything into the bank if need be.

But maybe She Guevara and Rex can keep this from being a complete shitshow.

This is the beauty of being in anklebiter squad

if you get trashed you'll be back on your feet before the beige timer ends and you'll have learned valuable lessons

Meanwhile the guy you're fighting is probably looking at the war screen and sighing sadly, like "This? This is what I've been reduced to?"

Then if enough of us pile on and beat the guy he'll probably be so crushed he just quits

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
If this game is a huge improvement over CN then CN must have suuuuuuuuucked

'Cause this one's pretty bad

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Aesculus posted:

GOONS is mainly a golf club with a minor P&W presence only, it is known.

Except when we play Plinko

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Libluini posted:

Why the hell is my dumb joke nation a priority target? Are those guys high?

I mean... the guy's nicknamed 'Methrage,' I think you can draw your own conclusions

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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Viva Miriya posted:

gently caress you, don't you dare top me in nukes received!!!!!@@@#$%%^$#&@($^

"nuke Viva" isn't a meme yet

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Someone set this to "Ain't Misbehaving" and we'll see who really does fear jazz

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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Check torn-britches. Right now we have one goon is is like an average player and one BK mini-whale and just made a goon factions. I’m still in a pubbie faction that does decent newbie communism and we’re trying to figure how to optimize the early game before we invite the goonrush.

what the gently caress is a torn-britches

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