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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
gently caress it, why not. Let's make Nazis and pubbies (obv in that order) cry.

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Marxalot posted:

You can make your nation pages -powerfully- loving ugly in this game. They're bbcode enabled.


https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=180449

I've seen userpages with alternate wallpapers. Idk if you've considered something equally eyesearing for that.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Herr Tog posted:

I was promised baseball


Herr Tog posted:

I was promised bashing fash

Well one outta two ain't bad.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Aesculus posted:

The game lets you draw borders but also allocates resources differently depending on your region so the ideal is 7 dongs, one per region. :rms:

The other thing is that you only have three relocates/resizes so you can't automatically make your dong shaped nation larger as you gain land. You cannot, in face, expand dong.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Currently there's about 5000 active players (from the number of active players in the last week) and more than 14000 accounts. The goal is to push this down as low as Goonily possible, but we can't do it without your help. Goons currently make up about 2% of the active player base and every bit helps.

JOIN GOONs TODAY

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Can I call the National Socialists? :v:

they'd get confused and thing you were calling them commies or something

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Aesculus posted:

Tanks are the goddamn worst unit why would you even want any :psyduck:

To inflate your NS or get more GA power because you can't buy more soldiers.

Tanks unfortunately are only about 23 times stronger (40 vs. 1.75) than soldiers but worth thousands more due to the resource used to build them

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Red Metal posted:

being in the same color bloc as your alliance gives you a boost to income

That's why we have the future protectorate bee Red or Blue

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Khorne posted:

It's literally simple text and input boxes. You could play it on a phone from 2008.

There's also not much actual playing which makes all of the drama and ruined-my-life seriousness around it baffling.

Imagine a game with literal children and teens playing it that doesn't require anything more sophisticated than a phone. Combine that with nominal adults whose maturity is the same as said children and teens.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Hi Bluebear

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

The man called M posted:

Just curious, what is the :goonsay: on City Projects?

Also, ask this sort of stuff in the Discord.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Zetsubou-san posted:

welcome to the flaming car that is PnW

if only the flaming wreck that is PnW was only a size of a car. It's at least a parking lot's worth of flaming cars. Possibly an entire factory. Probably a Tesla one.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

corgski posted:

It's so quaint that minesome thinks they can make a game at all, much less a goon-proof one.

inb4 minesome just somehow makes a carbon copy of PnW with minor changes. That'll be fun on a lot of different fronts.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Deadmeat5150 posted:

You should see some of the poo poo I've collected from chuds.

Gov should green light more log releases for propaganda purposes. Forums posts are where they bare their asses in public. The poo poo they say with even the smallest amount of security is even worse

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

bird food bathtub posted:

Ten cities plus is where the tears are though. I measure my victories in my opponent's "last active" timer, not money stolen. The longer we make them hate the game and give up after playing for 4-5 years the more we win. My eleven-city gimpy newbie rear end is sitting on three 20+ city guys that have been beaten into submission by the higher ups, now I'm just holding their head under the water. If I want money, goonunism will provide.

Expect to see this post in anti-Goon propaganda soon

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

ItBreathes posted:

Get a real job. jk

I realize this is a weird place to ask, and while not related to the takedown of Nazis, I figured somewhere drawing people actively involved in internet conflict would be a likely place to find funny things to send to people.

Seriously, take this to GBS or A/T or CSPAM or something and make a new thread.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

lowercase16 posted:

Trap sprung, I guess, but this is... really good? Is it ripped off from something else? It must be, right? No random pubbie in a browser game could be this competent.

Anime title: My Pubbie Can't Be This Competent!

They're edits from a manga

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

They gained 500 land though :v:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
But see the mods are biased in favor of goons because

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
If by report, you mean mock, then yes.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
For nuke calcs, remember that Antarctica has 50% less food production

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

super sweet best pal posted:

Typhon's entire leadership has gone on vacation. We've won. Sadly, their farm nation's also gone on vacation so no food for us for a few weeks. Have to look elsewhere to earn your golden steak medal

Rose and Sanzarean have some live and healthy fodder and I've more than once caught the former before they transferred bank assets out

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Someone should pose as a lawyer too.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

bird food bathtub posted:

There's just so many bad, bad mechanics in this game. Like spies. You can only ever buy 2 (3 with a nation project) per day, and enemies will routinely assassinate 15-20 of your spies. They can do this once or twice per day with no nation score targeting restrictions, and no limit to how much you can be targeted, and most times they will be undetected. The effectiveness of spies is also based on some stupid rear end formula that doesn't linearly increase how effective you are with more spies. It's very, very much an exponential gain in effectiveness to have more spies.

There is an NS rating restriction. It's just wider than the attack restriction.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Mystic Mongol posted:

I always do raids. Damaging infrastructure seems to help our enemies more than it hurts them, and raids do less infrastructure damage.

Pop is tied to Infra and ZI'ing someone basically makes it so they can't field troops. Raids don't do anything if there's nothing to raid. Less infra also means it takes mroe to buy up to rebuild buildings.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Khorne posted:

I didn't have to refresh mine, but I did have to deliberately switch back to black.

No. You do. Whatever it says, it's not counted until you vote again.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
smh if you're not Jazz

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
If you aren't on the Discord. Get in.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
The game plan is changing but there's still potential to mine salt. Goons aren't out of the game. Though the admin's fuckery is a big step back from Goons being part of the controlling hegemony. Goons are as clever and tenacious as they are hugry for pubbie tears. Just keep abreast of news on the Discord.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
GG all. Goons lost. gently caress the devs. Someone invite 4chan to that mess to poo poo things up since it seems like right up their alley.

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Just post a screenshot of the bottom of the homepage of PnW where he literally lists his own website.

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