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dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

I made a nation and applied and poo poo.

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dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Allyn posted:

Beep boop, just chiming in for approval for Wyoming, the best bison/communism combo


Commubison, if you will.

Also, the PnW forums are poo poo to the point where I'm considering asking Alex to nuke my forums account. Why, you ask?

In response to the wall of text Marx screencapped, I posted this:



And the moderators responded by loving muting me for TWO DAYS. Note that I cannot loving PM a member of the Moderation team until after the mute expires.



Meanwhile, every sort of inbred fascist pedophile-adjacent gently caress is free to gallivant around alluding to fascim and not getting banned because the're not a Nazi, guys, they're just white ethnostate enthusiasts!

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Deadmeat5150 posted:

Wiggum is the good forum Mod. Santa is the shitbox forum Mod.

Yeah, I sort of gathered that after Wiggum gave me a mere 8 hours for throwing 60 individual forum reports in their inbox.

Robot Santa can kiss my pale white rear end.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Deki posted:

Lol I was thinking of bailing on this game since I've been busy as poo poo moving across the country and have lost interest... then the leader of Zephyr wars me despite being entirely outclassed militarily... I guess I can stick around long enough to beat him up a bit.

The best part is you can do that from your phone!

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

The effort:salt ratio from these pubbies is great.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Some pubbie is having an extremely normal day using a script to send every person in the alliance a fake ingame warning.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


"More fair" moderation aka "lets me say all the slurs and ~~take off the mask~~ and punishes people who complain about that because freeze peach"

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Lux Animus posted:

I've already been warned on the official PnW forums no less than three times in the two weeks I've been in this game. I cannot post for the next 8 hours - a crisis for those who must :justpost:.

One warning was for informing a person who made a report thread in the forums' game reports section that 'dongs' are actually a currency in the game, so the word is permitted in a nation's trade proposal graphics. Even though my post contained relevant information to the report at hand, however, it was posted in a 'No Discussion Zone' of the forums and so my post was deleted and I was warned once. Fine. Don't post in the No Discussion Zones, newbies!

The second warn I got was for saying, "If you don't rethink your position (on reporting nazis, bigots, and pedophiles) then you are the biggest, suckiest 'lollipop' I have ever seen, and I hope you shatter on the asphalt someday soon." It was for 'name calling, flaming, baiting, and trolling.' Alright, great. Don't call people lollipops or wish hypothetical ills upon others! Maximum decorum rules are in effect at all times.

This third warning I've just gotten was for saying, "You're conflating allowing a minor into a NSFW porn discord (illegal) with asking someone to spread a condiment over their face for others' amusement (shameful, but not required)." The reason given for the warn was 'OOC Attacks / Sharing Personal Information.'

Apparently (but unbeknownst to me, a new user), it is a warnable/probatable offense on the PnW forums to mention the well-substantiated allegations that one of the biggest wankstains in the game gave a youth discord permissions to be in a chat room intended for sharing porn. Just alluding to this debacle like I did is enough to get you warned by the moderators, and your post memory-holed...

What I'm getting at, is ... mods knew.

Come join us.

Basically, the forums are total poo poo and the mods are worse, plus Alex is barely an adult himself so has no clue what responsible community management looks like.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Foehammer007 posted:

Do you guys poo poo up there public forums for this game?

Yes, but the mods like to give out warnings for the stupidest poo poo. If someone posts there like they would here, they'll very quickly rack up warning points.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017



A "verbal" warning...with a ten day mute...for a single post advising a dude to actually provide proof.

gently caress me, but do the P&W forums suck.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

The Shortest Path posted:

People have warned you to not post in no-discussion forums like fifty times, that's on you.

My post was actually relevant and within the stupid loving NDF rules so go eat a dick.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Epi is probably the least impressive 2IC that Camelot could have. They got very upset about the last Gazette.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Deadmeat5150 posted:

Yes I got that... but why? I have not mentioned either Camelot or Epi in a single article.

Coordinated Union of Moderators article.

ThePopeOfFun posted:

And WHERE did they get upset? I don't lurk the pibbie discord, and didn't see as many tears this time around.

They got upset on the forums in a thread that got stuffed into the memory hole. Then they got called out on their dumbfuckery in a coalition coord chat.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Welp I've been banned from the Pee'n'Dubya forums for bullshit reasons.






At this point I'm waiting for the post-hoc justification for my ban, while the likes of Methrage remain scot free.

As a side note, White Lung is rad as gently caress.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

The trick to the OWF is to not make an account or if you do, never ever post. All of the mods have a pretty strong anti-goon bias, so if you aren't very carefully decorous with your posts, they'll find reasons to give you warnings.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Deadmeat5150 posted:

Except for Wiggum, who deserves his own forum account here.

Nah, Wiggum sucks.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Snowmankilla posted:

I suck at any bbcode poo poo. What do I need to put in to make it play? Url and IMG are not working?

You'll need to convert it to a GIF that is some weird loving aspect ratio and under some arbitrary filesize, then upload it on "VIP Features" sub.page of the edit nation page.

The UI for this "game" is rear end.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Vic posted:

Vic here on behalf of all the goons vicariously enjoying this thread: "What happened?"

In today's events, DNFJ pulled the contents of an offshore bank to our alliance bank. Or he attempted to, anyway. Instead of going to our bank, under the name "Green Protection Agency [GPA]" after we rebranded yesterday, the offshore contents went to an alliance that had named itself "GOONS [GOONS]".

Then one of our dudes lost a war and rather than the GPA alliance losing under 1% of its contents, the guy who won the war took 33% of the GOONS alliance bank.

Alex's API and code in general refers to alliance banks by ticker. Not by alliance ID.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Mystic Mongol posted:

Wait, what, why, what, why

Seriously it seems like that would be much harder to code.

Well you see, using the unique ID that every alliance has when coding stuff to interact with it would make too much sense, so obviously we're going to interact with alliances by their tag instead.

Also the fact that he's whining about his ~~personal info~~ when he uses the same loving username for everything EVERYWHERE, it's his REAL NAME, and he's posted more than one photo OF HIMSELF on a website HE OWNS and his company name is liberally splashed ALL OVER the poo poo he's thrown together...

I'm still dying of laughter! Dude has made ZERO effort to anonymize himself online.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Xelkelvos posted:

GG all. Goons lost. gently caress the devs. Someone invite 4chan to that mess to poo poo things up since it seems like right up their alley.

Unfortunately, modern 4chan is a cesspool of alt-right fuckheads and they're very into """ironic""" nazism, lolicon, etc.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Deadmeat5150 posted:

A reminder that Alex is a spoiled rich white mormon kid who taught himself how to code after being banned from Cybernations. His only other two accomplishments are making some very basic websites for two small town stores, websites that could have been made better on Wix.

Or through Squarespace.

...Now that I think about it, that's probably exactly what he did. But he managed to issue the SSL certificate for one to completely different website which is such a special kind of incompetent I have to assume he actually built the website himself.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Pedos&Wehraboos: The admin, it does nothing!

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

The "Resource Spawning Exploit" thread on the Pedos'n'Wehraboos forum.

However, the image in there which actually contains the doxx doesn't load for me, because he uses Snipboard which is a pile of poo poo.

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dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Torn sort of just generally works well.

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