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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

It has all kicked off in the final weekend of the Major League of Soccer.

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Well, I think Dallas are going to win.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Stupid KC...come on...

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Stupid KC...come on...
Man is it the wrong year for you to expect KC to do something.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress yeah Román

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Crazy Ted posted:

Man is it the wrong year for you to expect KC to do something.

I know. :(

Meanwhile it’s 2-0 LAFC so it seems moot.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Carlos Vela just broke the goal record with 1) a shot from 30 yards out, then 2) a bicycle kick

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Miss of the goddamn year there

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




refs missed a union dude getting kicked in the face

good job

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
2-1 LA! Nice pass from Rubio to Kamara.

At this point if the Rapids win out that’ll be enough.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Murillo gonna Murillo

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Alonso just got Scott Sterling'd, probably thinks he still plays for Seattle.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Alonso just got Scott Sterling'd, probably thinks he still plays for Seattle.
I think that cross almost actually went up his nose.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How the gently caress did Cincy get 2 red cards?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That looked like it hurt for Ozzie

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

How the gently caress did Cincy get 2 red cards?
Apparently two got sent off in the midst of some pushing and shoving after a foul.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

whypick1 posted:

How the gently caress did Cincy get 2 red cards?


https://twitter.com/soccerinsider/status/1180954515736014853?s=21

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I think Vela is going to have the record for a while

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Kamara and Zimmerman just had a nasty clash of heads. Kamara is up and around but geez Walker Zimmerman looked like he’s out cold.

Kamara may not know where he is though.

Zimmerman should be going to the hospital...along with Kamara. Ouch.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Kamara and Zimmerman just had a nasty clash of heads. Kamara is up and around but geez Walker Zimmerman looked like he’s out cold.

Kamara may not know where he is though.

Zimmerman should be going to the hospital...along with Kamara. Ouch.
Looks like Zimmerman might have ended up with a broken nose.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Seba.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Good god. Dallas 6-0 against KC.

also, lol Orlando

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Crazy Ted posted:

Looks like Zimmerman might have ended up with a broken nose.

That was from Zimmerman’s landing on the ground. It looked like Kamara knocked him out on the clash of heads.

TwoStepBoog posted:

Good god. Dallas 6-0 against KC.

So much for that.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Galaxy have gone from 2nd to 5th over the course of this half lol

Also, how have DC not scored against Cinci? Especially being two men up?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TwoStepBoog posted:

Galaxy have gone from 2nd to 5th over the course of this half lol

Also, how have DC not scored against Cinci? Especially being two men up?
BEN OLSEN LOL that's why

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Well that’s it then. At least the Rapids had a shot on the last day of the year.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
WE'RE #2! WE'RE#2!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Minnesota still hosts a playoff game! But, it's against Zlatan

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Crazy Ted posted:

Minnesota still hosts a playoff game! But, it's against Zlatan

Zlatan and a defense that just gave up 9 goals to Vancouver and Houston. The real downside to not being able to get a draw is getting murdered by LAFC round 2 instead of hosting Seattle.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



toronto gets a playoff game lol sure

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



That was hands down the worst I have ever seen DC United play.

Failing to score against the worst defense in the history of this poo poo league, who was down two men for half an hour.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Ciprian Maricon posted:

That was hands down the worst I have ever seen DC United play.

Failing to score against the worst defense in the history of this poo poo league, who was down two men for half an hour.

Forget the 3 win season, this should get Ben Olsen fired...but it won't.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Azerban posted:

toronto gets a playoff game lol sure

A home playoff game! Against the team that just failed to score against eighty percent of the worst defense in the league, at that!

Lucky you Montréal decided to send off Piatti in style, I guess.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I'm melting down

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

If LAFC, NYCFC, or Atlanta win MLS cup, Seattle gets the final CCL spot.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

TwoStepBoog posted:

If LAFC, NYCFC, or Atlanta win MLS cup, Seattle gets the final CCL spot.

Also if TFC do, but I suppose in that case we should be more worried about the Apocalypse than Seattle playing in the CCL.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Olsen had a lot of drat gall walking up to the north end trying to applaud a host of people yelling OLSEN OUT and arguing with a 96er over how a playoff berth wasn’t enough for him.

Coulda had home field. Now it’s a nine hour drive for a playoff game. Get bent, you loser mentality motherfucker. What is the POINT of you.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Playoffs, bitches

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



"It was a good regular season" - Ben Olson convincing me to cancel my season tickets.



What the gently caress.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I couldn't believe that Dallas/KC score.

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