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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Good lord Mason Toye has improved a lot over the second half of the season :stare:

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

LA with 76% possession so naturally they're down 0-2 at halftime.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Pablo Sisniega is very lucky because he's come very close to giving away two goals to Minnesota with blunders in his area and it could very easily...somehow...be 0-4 right now.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Possession: 77% to 23% to LA
Shot attempts: 24 to 5 to LA
Final score: 2-0 to Minnesota

:stare:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

One of these days Brian Dunseth is going to blame Jews and the Illuminati for a player not getting carded for a foul against an RSL player.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

RSL just scored about the weakest goal you'll see all year thanks to Mannone slipping and falling on the Allianz Field grass, which for some reason is tearing up like a Kleenex.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Quintero just made Nick Rimando look like a complete rear end holy :laffo:

https://twitter.com/MLS_FRA/status/1173356590898003970

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Sep 15, 2019

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Quintero :stonk:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

And RSL dies a death by counters

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

Eat poo poo Philly.

Put all of the poo in your mouth.
They're probably going to eat a hot plate of poo poo tomorrow night in San Jose too

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TwoStepBoog posted:

And Minnesota have clinched their spot. Good for them, honestly.
With two games left Minnesota is #2 in the Western Conference, and not "#2" in the Western Conference.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The San Jose game has been a goddamn Baldomero Toledo Special Deluxe holy hell

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

The SJ goal that called off was the correct call, but that PK reversal...woof.
Like...why the gently caress did it even go to VAR? Collin literally threw his body in front and into of the attacker to prevent him from getting to the ball :iiam:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jim Curtin better send Toledo a Thank You card for that win

Not only was that VAR's penalty reversal ridiculous but the would-be second San Jose goal that was VAR'd was some ticky-tack poo poo too.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I think people here are forgetting just how insane of an organization Chivas USA was.

I mean, they had to pay off a pair of former youth coaches to avoid a lawsuit going to trial because they were almost certainly going to be found guilty in court of illegally discriminating against anyone who wasn't Hispanic.

Jorge Vergara was and is nuts

IIRC it was when the front office was discussing outreach to potential fans in Southern California and Vergara made his famous "Chinese? That's not even a language" quip.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

LOL @ the Galaxy
LOL @ the Quakes
LOL @ the Unions

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

It has all kicked off in the final weekend of the Major League of Soccer.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Stupid KC...come on...
Man is it the wrong year for you to expect KC to do something.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Alonso just got Scott Sterling'd, probably thinks he still plays for Seattle.
I think that cross almost actually went up his nose.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

How the gently caress did Cincy get 2 red cards?
Apparently two got sent off in the midst of some pushing and shoving after a foul.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Kamara and Zimmerman just had a nasty clash of heads. Kamara is up and around but geez Walker Zimmerman looked like he’s out cold.

Kamara may not know where he is though.

Zimmerman should be going to the hospital...along with Kamara. Ouch.
Looks like Zimmerman might have ended up with a broken nose.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TwoStepBoog posted:

Galaxy have gone from 2nd to 5th over the course of this half lol

Also, how have DC not scored against Cinci? Especially being two men up?
BEN OLSEN LOL that's why

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Minnesota still hosts a playoff game! But, it's against Zlatan

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