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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
please accept me back again and please listen to the word of the truth regarding kettlebells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrcPp_PaS0&t=2886s

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
gently caress yes

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Whose that guy in the corner yelling?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You're yelling and cursing a lot and it's scaring me

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

You're yelling and cursing a lot and it's scaring me

this is who I am and what I have become. like in videodrome

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
This is the length of a feature film!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

This is the length of a feature film!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT (Doom House 3)
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET (fat me screaming about kettlebells)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's been bugging me and I finally figured out who "modern" lowtax reminds me of and it's Wayne Rogers

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



I love Lamar's donuts

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
The sheer amount of beefing it at the end with the mean man

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
What the f who the hell is this guy

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Lowtax would you consider yourself a large athlete?

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
I work in the shipping industry and I loving hate kettle bells. They ship them in cardboard you can crush with your pinky, so always, always the drat things fall out and slam into poo poo.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Got enough poo poo on your desktop?

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
So how exactly does a vr porn game about kettle bells work?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
There is a man with a goatee yelling obscenities.

:jerky:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also, pleasantly plump. When you say fat I am disappointed if your not at least big boy 350.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



okay

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Lowtax are you at least USING the kettlebells? Maybe a fitness regimen would help you not be so fat and get rid of some of that crippling depression you got.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

You've got some curly hair! Ha.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I.C. posted:

You've got some curly hair! Ha.

Everybody dreams. Everybody travels.
                                                       -I.C.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
bless you op

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

I. M. Gei posted:

Lowtax are you at least USING the kettlebells? Maybe a fitness regimen would help you not be so fat and get rid of some of that crippling depression you got.
I don't have crippling depression and I dont give a poo poo about my weight or working out because I want to be happy when I die

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lowtax posted:

because I want to be happy when I die

Then you should get a pair of Keds.


Just sayin'.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Lowtax posted:

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT (Doom House 3)
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET (fat me screaming about kettlebells)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Who the fucks Wayne Rogers

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
it looks like someone is standing behind you and its creeping me out

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

bird with big dick posted:

Who the fucks Wayne Rogers

You'd know him as Trapper from MASH.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

John Favreau is a twitch streamer now?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


drat, you look old as poo poo.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

That was pretty disturbing.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Whoa, kettle bells are great

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


kettlebell in one hand, mangosteen in the other

today i'm going to get loving jacked

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I want that ten dollar refund, lowtax. I can't support these forums when your talking about kettle bells like that.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
kettlebell vs free weights
pros: shaped like a bell?
cons: you will buy anything

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gary oldmans diary posted:

kettlebell vs free weights
pros: shaped like a bell?
cons: you will buy anything

kettlebells are good for squats

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lowtax i have a good workout plan for you email me at nudecelebs4free@gmail.com and ill set you up

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Xaris posted:

kettlebells are good for squats
imagine how much better it would be if the weight was in the shape of a pyramid

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

gary oldmans diary posted:

imagine how much better it would be if the weight was in the shape of a pyramid

"Unleash the power of the Pyramid!"

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
you can suck deez kettleballs, lowtax :coolfish:

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