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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Solemn Sloth posted:

If you go private for birth you should only even consider doing it at a private that’s co-located with a good public hospital like Frances Perry (womens) or Jessie Mac (Monash)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Seriously, if anything goes even slightly wrong, especially with the baby, you will probably end up being transferred, as Private Hospitals always seem to be missing a Pediatric or Neonate dept or other necessary unit. They don't have people on 24 hours to respond to emergencies of that sort most of the time. I'm sure this is 100% about keeping staffing and insurance costs down by making sure that nobody is in a position to die on campus, but it's something you need to consider. Their business model is smashing out day surgeries, sections and the odd ~Natural Birth~ if that's in vogue at the time, not dealing with actual complicated medical problems. Private Health is a loving joke.

If you go anywhere that doesn't share a location with a public hospital and something goes sideways, you're going to be thrown into an ambulance before someone misses their golf game.

Just go public, but do some research and find a hospital that isn't juggling beds or permanently on bypass because that can suck. My partner was in spurious labour for 5 days with our first, and both of the hospitals we presented at refused to admit her and induce because they didn't want to give up a bed for someone who wasn't >6cm dilated, and she ended up bleeding out and needing like 4 units of blood as a result. We went to a different public hospital the second time and they were fantastic, even when things didn't go to plan.

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Jonah Galtberg posted:

remember how everyone loved to talk about how we had so much ~*~*~*~soft power~*~*~*~ and ~*~*~*~*~~**~~*~*~*punched above our weight~*~*~*~~*~**~ when in reality we were just riding the wave of american dominance through the 90s and 00s

Remember that time we tried to tell the US to stay out of East Timor because we weren't done stealing all of their oil and gas with Indonesia's blessing and Slick Willy said "lol nup" so turns out we don't deserve influence or soft power because we're low key fascist imperialists who would make China look like Finland or some poo poo if we actually had any.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Whitlam posted:

Now there's something I definitely don't recall happening.

You're right, no goon has ever seen a real boob and continued to argue minor semantic differences in a D&D thread

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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I think the question is less whether or not Scomo lasts as long as Howard, and more whether civilization as we know it can hold out that long.

See you on the fury road.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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This is a pretty good read if you're involved with organising labour to any degree.

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2019/04/jane-mcalevey-on-how-to-organize-for-power

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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MiniSune posted:

Probably not.

But it shows the tories in the Libs now give no fucks when it comes to unity and its their way or the highway

I think that point was well proven when they rolled Turnbull for being too left.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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bell jar posted:

these hypocrites couldn't even carry a motion to full term

:drat:

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Anidav posted:

The Australian reports that Chris Bowen has leadership ambitions.

Nice to see that when Albanese ultimately wet farts his way out of the job, someone even worse is waiting in the wings to take over.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

lol if he's a better leader than Albo even when not leader.

Watch closely as Albo sides with the govt on this and shoots it down

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

There is no competition bc they’re all wholesaling the same service which is owned as a monopoly by 1 private company

The Liberal Party of Australia.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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College Slice
Average voter:

"I am not unemployed at this point in time, and therefore, gently caress THE POOOORRRRRRRRRRRR"

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Apparently RDN put up a senate motion calling on the Senate to declare that anyone who sacked their workers for going to the climate strike is a bum, and the ALP voted against the motion.

loving cart em out, worthless fucks are done.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Men are indeed all absolutely poo poo, including especially me; but it's fine because it's not biological, it's cultural and as such,

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Oh yeah so the MUA WA disassociated themselves from Unions WA aka the only trades and labour peak body in the state over that loving disaster of a state ALP conference, which is extra spicy because Unions WA and the ALP are entirely seperate entities in tyool 2019, making Christy Caine's decision to take his bat and ball and go home an absolutely loving galaxy brain decision, my boy.

When even the union movement can't even loving work together because pissy old men get offended that maybe having a second container port is more important than defending the fragile sensibilities of a bunch of other old men who might need to drive an extra 15 minutes to work, then what the gently caress hope do the ALP themselves ever have of not publically making GBS threads themselves every day ending with y.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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College Slice

Anidav posted:


Why is the Coalition telling big biz to gently caress off all of a sudden.

Why is Albanese the one siding with big biz when the Coalition tells them to gently caress off?

Why

Why
Whyyyyy

No the question you should be asking is "then who the gently caress do they represent", because it's sure as not working people, women, the disabled, farmers, or anyone who stands to lose out in a recession...

Is it culture warrior idiots? Specific party donors? Rupert Murdoch? Self-funded retirees?

I feel like a real opposition party should be scoring hit after hit on these weirdos but naaaahhhh better let em do their thing aye.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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It doesn't matter because 7/10 idiots will tell you that it'd be worse if the ALP won.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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gently caress, who knows given the current shitshow of a party they might not even be wrong.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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the government explicitly not spending money on economic stimulus while simultaneously depressing wages and cutting public sector jobs for the sake of providing a budget surplus, widely considered a useless performance metric when borrowing rates are at near 0, is actually fantastic. I am a very intelligent news man.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Also keen for Auspol Hoodburgs if that's going down.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Pro Union Tip:

Don't post online if you're planning on taking unprotected strike action,

JBP posted:

Support the other people that booked annual leave or asked politely for the day off? Is anyone actually on strike?

You loving numpty.

(good on all of you for not doing this but in case anyone was thinking about it DON'T)

Also the MUA are absolutely on strike, but I guess broken clock etc.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Practically writing the Mark David comic strips for him.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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fauna posted:

my grandmother loves him now because he did a surplus with that lovely frydenberg boy :yayclod:

can we do some demonstrations against scomo specifically? i've never wanted to see anybody take a fall so bad in my loving life

She probably loves him because he's a gross christian fundie dressed up as a "no bullshit bloke's PM"


bobvonunheil posted:

Is there a thread consensus on Annabel Crabb? I am interested in purchasing the latest Quarterly Essay for her article on male/female workplace relations and hypocrisy, but don't want to support the work of someone with neoliberal brainspiders.

Something that people really seem to struggle with is the concept that almost all celebrities are neoliberal horror shows, on account of being rich and wanting to remain rich. There are a handful of exceptions, most of whom aren't even meaningfully rich. But TV personalities definitely have way more money than you, and would happily see you crushed if it means they get to keep their lifestyle going.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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*global movement against climate change inaction mobilizes millions of people world wide*

*Idiots itt* "lol this sucks"

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Sure am glad we sent scomo to the US to get one on one Demagoguery lessons from a wanna be tin pot dictator,

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/26/scott-morrison-says-australias-record-on-climate-change-misrepresented-by-media

Hang tight for more classics such as 'fake news' and 'witch hunt' coming soon to a Twitter near you.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Liberals on Weed: "unconscionable!"
Liberals on child molestation: "well hold on a minute it's complicated"

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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JBP posted:

Are you posters for real that she's intentionally giving the low down white power ok lol

Sometimes I think we left you behind in 2016 dude.

A simpler time, I don't blame you.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Thing is poo poo like that sounds insane until suddenly it's 2019 and it isn't.

People were saying similar things about that WH aide who was doing it for the cameras during the Mueller clown show, and fairly, others were calling them crazy paranoids. Then she did it again, really obviously and with no other plausible explanation. And then the WH started making really obvious 1488 references and putting kids in cages.

I think in this case it's probably a strange coincidence, but also this is the hellworld timeline where poo poo has thoroughly gone off the rails, and you shouldn't discount anything, particularly not with the Morrisons cosying up to the Trump's.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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So we're agreed then - the wife of the white supremacist prime minister probably didn't drop a popular white supremacist signal that nobody has used frequently in its original context since the 1980s on purpose.

Glad we cleared that up!

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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It's gonna be great when Dutton's shock troopers start rounding up the socialists and half of you answer the door, hand on hip saying "um, I think you'll find he's a neoliberal technocrat, so you're doing this all wrong".

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Frankly, it's nice to be out of the top 3 most embarassing countries in the world for a brief moment.

Also Richmond smashed it.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Dire Lemming posted:

Now tell us what you think of the swastika. Also your example is bad, scratching your nose is an action with a purpose hence why people do it in their sleep. I'm sceptical that the gesture was intentional here but the "we must not surrender the ok symbol to white supremacists" argument and its derivations are always bad. Your need to use the ok symbol is far outweighed by the need of the victims of white supremacy to recognise and call it out. White supremacists chose it specifically because people like you would defend it and them by extension. The innocuousness is the entire point.

Yeah it's the classic "I'M NOT RACIST YOU'RE RACIST" defence. Keep it even slightly deniable or deflectable and you can be as out and proud as you drat well wish.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Recoome posted:

look i'm really sorry to have to put cold water on your furious masturbatory fantasy, but it's really unlikely that ScoMo's wife is a cryptofascist

Or she had the misfortune of being in the same room as Don Jnr for 30 mins, and really that's all it takes for the brain worms to do their work when you're already down with locking up browns.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Amethyst posted:

You live inside a stupid post modern fantasy world where watching too much tv is a path to wisdom and not just extended adolescence. Get a grip.

Can you drop the ad hominem bullshit and maybe try joining the rest of the thread in the discussion for a change

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Don't see any POC in that picture Mr speaker

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Amethyst posted:

The reason I’m (absolute genious) not going to seriously argue about (the lovely) scomos wife giving a white power gang sign (FAKE NEWS!!!) is that it’s stupid on its face. What’s more interesting to me to debate and discuss is the decisions you conspiracy theorists made to see the world this way (WITCH HUNT). How much brain-poisoning FAKE NEWS media you couch potatos consumed to see a woman holding her child steady for a photo and conclude she’s making a nazi gang sign because the world works that way. NO COLLUSION!!

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Venomous posted:

two things can be simultaneously true

1. 👌 is a white supremacist symbol, as proven by white supremacists using it as such

2. Morrison's wife didn't intentionally use it as a white supremacist symbol, and the only reason the Liberal Party twitter deleted that tweet is because they were (understandably) swamped by leftists calling them white supremacists

3. The liberal party are, by and large, white supremacists.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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In fairness, the Tory's have managed to have two female PMs now and managed not let them gently caress up all on their own rather than whiteanting and then knifing them, so...

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Auspol October: 1488 hills for Amethyst to die on

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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JBP posted:

They want you to have a leftist Twitter meltdown over every little thing because it's funny; so mission accomplished on their part

Yes, because it's everyone else who's melting down.

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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bell jar posted:

the new thread title sucks

Suits your posting perfectly!

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