Honey is like sex because...

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Stoner Sloth

it makes you sore and itchy when you get it from the wild.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 13:42

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nut

I am incapable of figuring out how to make it on my own.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:15

bradzilla

Because u have to forcefully squeeze it out

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:19

treasure bear

sticky + you sometimes have to warm it up in the microwave

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:31

treasure bear

it starts with flowers

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:32

treasure bear

suspended from a frame

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

it costs money

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:42

Escape From Noise

... it's unattainable

# ? Sep 2, 2019 14:46

google THIS

If you try to take it without consent you're liable to get caught in a sting.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 15:06

nut

It is a great alternative to putting sugar in your tea.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 15:07

vanisher

treasure bear posted:

it starts with flowers

# ? Sep 2, 2019 16:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

I like it.

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# ? Sep 2, 2019 16:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

You can buy it, but it is a lot more fun to source from the wild.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bears can't get enough of it, and are willing to endure a sting to get at that sweet sweet stuff.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:11

Stoner Sloth

it's good for sore throats.

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# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

If you take too much, you might get sick.

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# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

... it's unattainable

The harder you work for it, the harder it is to attain.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:31

Finger Prince

You shouldn't give it to infants.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:38

FutonForensic

i'm pretty sure saliva is involved at some point in both but i'm not sure when

# ? Sep 2, 2019 17:48

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it last pretty much forever and we've found it in egyptian tombs

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# ? Sep 2, 2019 18:50

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it's pretty much the oldest known source of pure monosaccharides

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# ? Sep 2, 2019 18:52

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it has antimicrobal effects, which can dampen or indeed hinder the spread of infections

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# ? Sep 2, 2019 18:55

Manifisto

. . . the honey marketing board had it narrowed down to 2 options: making honey like sex, or making honey like having steel wool shoved up your nose, and while it was a narrower margin than they'd like to admit they eventually went with the sex thing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 19:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

Manifisto posted:

. . . the honey marketing board had it narrowed down to 2 options: making honey like sex, or making honey like having steel wool shoved up your nose, and while it was a narrower margin than they'd like to admit they eventually went with the sex thing

Honey is better than sex.
Bumpo, alright.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 19:34

treasure bear

honey is like sex because i climb up tree to have some

# ? Sep 2, 2019 19:46

eonwe

diabetes prevents you from having either

# ? Sep 2, 2019 20:09

Manifisto

completion of a "honey-do" weekend is an essential prerequisite for a "sex-do" weekend

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 20:39

google THIS

It's better raw but you could get botulism.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 21:21

Manifisto

mead is made from honey; mead is also the brand of notebook on which I draw my sex planning/comprehension diagrams

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 21:23

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

...because I'm a bear that can't get enough of both. :wiggle:

# ? Sep 2, 2019 21:47

google THIS

I get mine from a roadside stand.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 21:58

nut

Because I post about it way more on the internet than I get it in real life.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 22:00

google THIS

It's tied for my favorite Cheerios flavor.

# ? Sep 2, 2019 22:03

Manifisto

they both come from the same animal (bees)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 2, 2019 22:11

Goons Are Gifts

It includes a surprising amount of liquid.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 00:07

Manifisto

it's not op. i'm sorry, honey is a kind of food and it is produced by insects, and human sexual intercourse is not food in any literal sense, indeed it is the opposite because it burns calories and carbohydrate-rich foods like honey supply, rather than deplete, caloric needs. it is absolutely beside the point that when I look at the word "honey" I often misread it as "horney" and I get aroused, and also that the sight and taste of honey often also gets me aroused, and role playing bees in the bedroom, complete with vats of the freshest most expensive clover honey, is absolutely the only way I can achieve orgasm these days. anyway what was I saying, oh yeah, get your mind out of the gutter op not everything is about sex you know

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 01:02

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Manifisto posted:

human sexual intercourse is not food in any literal sense

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 01:39

treasure bear

honey is like sex because it's made by 20,000 to 80,000 individuals inside a box

# ? Sep 3, 2019 01:43

Goons Are Gifts

treasure bear posted:

honey is like sex because it's made by 20,000 to 80,000 individuals inside a box

# ? Sep 3, 2019 02:41

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Manifisto

I keep telling you op: its not. here, put on this bee costume and I'll prove it to you.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 03:17

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