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Manifisto


. . . the honey marketing board had it narrowed down to 2 options: making honey like sex, or making honey like having steel wool shoved up your nose, and while it was a narrower margin than they'd like to admit they eventually went with the sex thing


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Manifisto


completion of a "honey-do" weekend is an essential prerequisite for a "sex-do" weekend


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Manifisto


mead is made from honey; mead is also the brand of notebook on which I draw my sex planning/comprehension diagrams


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Manifisto


they both come from the same animal (bees)


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Manifisto


it's not op. i'm sorry, honey is a kind of food and it is produced by insects, and human sexual intercourse is not food in any literal sense, indeed it is the opposite because it burns calories and carbohydrate-rich foods like honey supply, rather than deplete, caloric needs. it is absolutely beside the point that when I look at the word "honey" I often misread it as "horney" and I get aroused, and also that the sight and taste of honey often also gets me aroused, and role playing bees in the bedroom, complete with vats of the freshest most expensive clover honey, is absolutely the only way I can achieve orgasm these days. anyway what was I saying, oh yeah, get your mind out of the gutter op not everything is about sex you know


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Manifisto


I keep telling you op: its not. here, put on this bee costume and I'll prove it to you.


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Manifisto


their scrabble values are identical


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Manifisto


google THIS posted:

honey is 11, sex is 10

trap sprung :smuggo:


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