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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
In an automatic car wash, they cut up a towel and drape it over the car, waving it back and forth. What other designs did they try before rolling out the current design?

* submerge entire car in water
* soapy apes
* "your car looks great" gaslighting

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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
This was supposed to be abandoned cat wash ideas. A bit of a typo there. I mean with a car you just sort of spray it with jets of water. But cats are too quick and agile for that. They will jump right out of the way. That's why cat moms lick their kittens. You never see that coming. Somebody somes up and just licks you all over. It's a surprise every time.

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